Meansucker's House

Meansucker's House is located in sunny Hey Deze. Meansucker will teach you various skills, based on the seven deadly Sins. Only players who have ascended with a Bad Moon zodiac sign can access this store.

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MEANSUCKER WANNA GIVE YOU SKILLS ON THE TORTURE HELLCITYBUS.

• Lust - You're really... enthusiastic. So much so that you tend to rush into things and not care if you do them well or not. (passive)
• Gluttony - You really, really like food. You like it so much that you find it hard to concentrate on anything else. (passive)
• Greed - You want money, 'cause you're in need. Getting more money is no trifling matter to you, indeed. You care about pretty much nothing but money. (passive)
• Sloth - Baby Ruth! Baby Ruth! Nah, you're too lazy to go get a Baby Ruth. You're too lazy to do pretty much anything. (passive)
• Wrath - You're just... so... angry. You hate everything. You just want to recklessly and violently smash things. (passive)
• Envy - Whenever you see anybody else with anything, you want it. You don't care what it is, you don't care what it costs, you just want it. (passive)
• Pride - You feel pretty full of yourself -- you're always strutting around and bragging about your accomplishments. Gotta watch your figure, though. (passive)

Learn Message

You have learned a new skill: skill.

Notes

• The first skill costs 400 Meat to learn, but each subsequent skill costs twice as much Meat as the previous one. Therefore, learning all the skills will cost you 50,800 Meat.
• None of these skills can be made permanent.
• Each skill has one benefit and one drawback. For each benefit, there exists a drawback of the same type, but at half power. So taking all 7 skills results in a net positive effect, with no drawbacks.

Skill	Benefit	Drawback
Lust	+50% Combat Initiative	-5 melee and spell damage
Sloth	+8 Damage Reduction	-25% Combat Initiative
Wrath	+10 melee and spell damage	-4 Damage Reduction
Greed	+50% Meat from Monsters	-15% Items from Monsters
Envy	+30% Items from Monsters	-25% Meat from Monsters
Gluttony	increases gains from food	-2 stats/combat
Pride	+4 stats/combat	lowers gains from food

• Once you purchase all seven skills, you will get the message:

NO SKILLS AVAILABLE.

References

• Each of the seven skills corresponds to the seven deadly sins and give appropriate effects.
• "Meansucker" was the name of one of Wesley Willis' demons.
• The description of Sloth is a reference to The Goonies, specifically the candybar-craving Sloth.