Meat vortex

Template:Itemheader This is a curious object - a whirling mass of energy that seems to just suck up Meat.

Type: combat / usable item
Selling Price: 57 Meat.

Drop Location

• The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm

When Used

• From inventory

You place the meat vortex on the ground, and set it to spinning. It sucks a bunch of meat out of your wallet, and then vanishes in a puff of annoying.
You lose 79-100 Meat.

• In combat, against a monster that can drop Meat:

You unleash the meat vortex on your unsuspecting opponent. Meat begins to fly through the air from him to you.
You gain some Meat.

• Amount gained seems to range from 1 all the way to however much the monster can drop before adding bonuses (e.g. Polka of Plenty)

• In combat, against a monster that can't drop Meat:

You unleash the meat vortex on your unsuspecting opponent. The vortex whirls and whirls, but is unable to extract any Meat from him.

Lore

Source of the "Black Sunday" bugmeat.

References

The phrase "vanishes in a puff of annoying" is taken from the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".