Meat vortex

This is a curious object - a whirling mass of energy that seems to just suck up Meat.

Type: combat / usable item
Selling Price: 57 Meat.

Drop Location

• The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm

When Used

• From inventory

You place the meat vortex on the ground, and set it to spinning. It sucks a bunch of meat out of your wallet, and then vanishes in a puff of annoying.
You lose 79-100 Meat.

• In combat, against a monster that can drop Meat:

You unleash the meat vortex on your unsuspecting opponent. Meat begins to fly through the air from him to you.
You gain some Meat.

• Amount gained seems to range from 1 all the way to however much the monster can drop before adding bonuses (e.g. Polka of Plenty)

• In combat, against a monster that can't drop Meat:

You unleash the meat vortex on your unsuspecting opponent. The vortex whirls and whirls, but is unable to extract any Meat from him.

Notes

• Were the source of the "Black Sunday" bugmeat.

References

• The phrase "vanishes in a puff of annoying" in the use message is taken from the book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.