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At least that's the theory the Medieval dung peddler is working with. He scoops out of the cattle stalls and sells whatever he finds in there--and one guess what he finds in there. Technically, he's the leather mug salesman's apprentice, but the leather mug salesman doesn't want anything to do with him.| | At least that's the theory the Medieval dung peddler is working with. He scoops out of the cattle stalls and sells whatever he finds in there--and one guess what he finds in there. Technically, he's the leather mug salesman's apprentice, but the leather mug salesman doesn't want anything to do with him.| | ||
miss=He tries to hit you with his dung shovel, but you dodge.}} | miss=He tries to hit you with his dung shovel, but you dodge. | ||
He tries to smack you with his dung rake, but you dodge the rake's attack. | |||
He tries to rub befouled straw on you, but you dodge his strawman argument. | |||
He tries to whip you with a homemade leather whip, but he's not that good at whipmaking yet.| | |||
critical=He notices his dung-based attacks on you aren't working that well, so he just tips an entire sleeping cow over on top of you, turning some of your favorite bones to mush. {{ouch|5}}}} | |||
{{acquire|item=straw}} | {{acquire|item=straw}} | ||
{{acquire|item=straw}} | {{acquire|item=straw}} |
Revision as of 22:56, 26 January 2014
Medieval dung peddler | |
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Monster ID | 1507 |
Locations | Ye Olde Medievale Villagee |
Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 3, min 25, max 250 |
Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 3, min 25, max 250 |
Initiative | 0 |
Meat | 4-6 |
Phylum | dude |
Elements | None |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
Drops | None |
Quest | straw, straw, leather, leather |
Manuel Entry | |
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Tourists to Ye Olde Medeivale Villagee will buy just about anything.
At least that's the theory the Medieval dung peddler is working with. He scoops out of the cattle stalls and sells whatever he finds in there--and one guess what he finds in there. Technically, he's the leather mug salesman's apprentice, but the leather mug salesman doesn't want anything to do with him.
Hit Message(s):
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He notices his dung-based attacks on you aren't working that well, so he just tips an entire sleeping cow over on top of you, turning some of your favorite bones to mush. Oof! Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Ow!
He tries to hit you with his dung shovel, but you dodge.
He tries to smack you with his dung rake, but you dodge the rake's attack.
He tries to rub befouled straw on you, but you dodge his strawman argument.
He tries to whip you with a homemade leather whip, but he's not that good at whipmaking yet.
not known
![]() | You acquire an item: straw |
![]() | You acquire an item: straw |
![]() | You acquire an item: leather |
![]() | You acquire an item: leather |
Occurs in Ye Olde Medievale Villagee.