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At least that's the theory the Medieval dung peddler is working with. He scoops out of the cattle stalls and sells whatever he finds in there--and one guess what he finds in there. Technically, he's the leather mug salesman's apprentice, but the leather mug salesman doesn't want anything to do with him.| | At least that's the theory the Medieval dung peddler is working with. He scoops out of the cattle stalls and sells whatever he finds in there--and one guess what he finds in there. Technically, he's the leather mug salesman's apprentice, but the leather mug salesman doesn't want anything to do with him. | ||
|hit=He bounces some dung off your {{part}} with a resounding ''Duuuuuung!'' {{ouch|2}} {{element|stench}} | |||
miss=He tries to hit you with his dung shovel, but you dodge. | He shovels some dung at you. When you dodge, he just hits you with the shovel. {{ouch|2}} | ||
He punches you with a dung-encrusted fist. Yuck. {{ouch|2}} {{element|stench}} | |||
He smacks you with his dung rake. {{ouch|2}} {{element|stench}} | |||
He rubs some befouled straw on you. Gross! {{ouch|2}} {{element|sleaze}} | |||
He pulls out the braided leather whip he's been working on and tries it out on you. {{ouch|2}} | |||
|miss=He tries to bounce some dung off you, but a dung beetle grabs it and rolls it away. | |||
He tries to hit you with his dung shovel, but you dodge. | |||
He tries to punch you with a dung-encrusted fist, but you resist. | |||
He tries to smack you with his dung rake, but you dodge the rake's attack. | He tries to smack you with his dung rake, but you dodge the rake's attack. | ||
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He tries to rub befouled straw on you, but you dodge his strawman argument. | He tries to rub befouled straw on you, but you dodge his strawman argument. | ||
He tries to whip you with a homemade leather whip, but he's not that good at whipmaking yet.| | He tries to whip you with a homemade leather whip, but he's not that good at whipmaking yet. | ||
|critical=He notices his dung-based attacks on you aren't working that well, so he just tips an entire sleeping cow over on top of you, turning some of your favorite bones to mush. {{ouch|5}} | |||
critical=He notices his dung-based attacks on you aren't working that well, so he just tips an entire sleeping cow over on top of you, turning some of your favorite bones to mush. {{ouch|5}}}} | |fumble=The leather mug salesman threatens to tan his hide if he doesn't go get some work done, so he goes off to tan some hide.}} | ||
{{acquire|item=straw}} | {{acquire|item=straw}} | ||
Revision as of 16:40, 21 February 2014
| Medieval dung peddler | |
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| Monster ID | 1507 |
| Locations | Ye Olde Medievale Villagee |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 3, min 25, max 250 |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 3, min 25, max 250 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 4-6 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Quest | straw, straw, leather, leather |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Medieval dung peddlerTourists to Ye Olde Medeivale Villagee will buy just about anything.
At least that's the theory the Medieval dung peddler is working with. He scoops out of the cattle stalls and sells whatever he finds in there--and one guess what he finds in there. Technically, he's the leather mug salesman's apprentice, but the leather mug salesman doesn't want anything to do with him.
Hit Message(s):
He bounces some dung off your <giblets> with a resounding Duuuuuung! Ouch! Ugh! (stench damage)
He shovels some dung at you. When you dodge, he just hits you with the shovel. Eek! Ow!
He punches you with a dung-encrusted fist. Yuck. Ooh! Argh! (stench damage)
He smacks you with his dung rake. Ow! Ugh! (stench damage)
He rubs some befouled straw on you. Gross! Oof! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
He pulls out the braided leather whip he's been working on and tries it out on you. Eek! Eek!
He notices his dung-based attacks on you aren't working that well, so he just tips an entire sleeping cow over on top of you, turning some of your favorite bones to mush. Ugh! Oof! Oof! Ouch! Ouch!
He tries to bounce some dung off you, but a dung beetle grabs it and rolls it away.
He tries to hit you with his dung shovel, but you dodge.
He tries to punch you with a dung-encrusted fist, but you resist.
He tries to smack you with his dung rake, but you dodge the rake's attack.
He tries to rub befouled straw on you, but you dodge his strawman argument.
He tries to whip you with a homemade leather whip, but he's not that good at whipmaking yet.
The leather mug salesman threatens to tan his hide if he doesn't go get some work done, so he goes off to tan some hide. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: straw |
| You acquire an item: straw |
 | You acquire an item: leather |
| You acquire an item: leather |
Occurs in Ye Olde Medievale Villagee.
