Melon Collie and the Infinite Lameness

There's No Ability Like Possibility

This room is decorated in only three colors: red, the color of blood; black, the color of despair; and white, the color of bone (and pancake makeup for dressing like a sad clown). There are posters on the walls for bands with names like "Chrysalis Infarction," "She Stubbed My Soul," and "Unbeloved." There's a whole shelf devoted to black-and-white comic books with titles like "Timmy the Deranged Serial Killer."

All in all, it's one solidly depressing affair, and the most depressing thing is the Goth Giant sobbing in his candle-lit bed while maudlin music plays. If you want to get out of here without waking him, you might try following the puffs of steam coming from a crack in the baseboards.

End His Suffering

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Change up the Music

With a drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record:

You put on the drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record. A few bars in, the Goth Giant sits up and wipes his mascara-runny eyes. "This music does NOT address the endless beautiful suffering of my eternal ennui!" he shouts, and flings you out the nearest window. Fortunately, there's no glass in the window; unfortunately, you're now back outside the castle.

You lose an item: drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record

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Snag some Candles

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Gimme Steam

You go to the crack in the baseboards, wait for a puff of steam to clear it, then slip through. You emerge on a shelf next to a model zeppelin and a pocketwatch with way too many extra gears on it.

Takes you to Copper Feel

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Occurs at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)