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Occurs at the [[Mer-kin Library]]. | Occurs at the [[Mer-kin Library]]. | ||
==References== | |||
*"[[Wikipedia:Under the Boardwalk|Under the Boardwalk]]" and "[[Wikipedia:Up on the Roof (song)|Up on the Roof]]" are both songs by [[Wikipedia:The Drifters|The Drifters]] | |||
Revision as of 19:51, 17 April 2013
| Mer-kin drifter | |
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| Monster ID | 851 |
| Locations | Mer-kin Library |
| Hit Points | 1000 |
| Attack | 850 |
| Defense | 800 |
| Initiative | 25 |
| Meat | unknown |
| Phylum | mer-kin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, tail, torso |
| Drops | Mer-kin begsign, Mer-kin cooljuice, Mer-kin knucklebone |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mer-kin drifterIn this magic moment, you've encountered a Mer-kin drifter. He usually hangs out under the boardwalk, or up on the roof, but sometimes he comes into the library. He's less interested in exploring tomes of arcane knowledge, and more interested in a warm place to sleep and a bathroom where he can take a sponge bath.
Before you ask: yes, the sponges aren't thrilled about that arrangement at all.
Hit Message(s):
He makes a shank out of a bookmark and shanks you in the <foot>. Ooh! Ugh! Eek! Oof! Ooh!
He pokes you with his bindle. Spindles you with it, you might say. Ow! Argh! Ugh! Ooh! Ouch!
He gives you a big hug. His four-day beard scratches you something fierce. Ow! Ouch! Eek! Ooh! Ouch!
He jams his harmonica down your throat. For a few minutes, you sound like that dude from Blues Traveler. Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ow!
He drifts over and smacks you up one side, down the other, and across the middle with his bindle. Then he holds up a sign that says, "will beat you senseless for sand dollars." You decline to give him any. Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
He tries to shank you, but you say, "no shanks, man."
He tries to spindle you on his bindle, but you rundle out of the waydle.
He tries to jam his harmonica down your throat, but you've finally become selective about what you allow to be jammed in there.
He holds out a cup expectantly. You decline to give him any meat. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin begsign |
 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin cooljuice |
 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin knucklebone |
Occurs at the Mer-kin Library.
References
- "Under the Boardwalk" and "Up on the Roof" are both songs by The Drifters
