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Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Eek! | |||
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Seems to dodge all physical attacks: He dives behind his chalkboard, and your attack only raises a puff of white dust. | |||
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Occurs at [[The Naughty Sorceress' Tower]]. | Occurs at [[The Naughty Sorceress' Tower]]. | ||
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| Metaphysical Gastronomist | |
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| Monster ID | 1679 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, leg, head, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Metaphysical GastronomistYou approach a balding man with glasses standing next to a chalkboard, figuring he's probably a good person to ask about the Smartest Adventurer contest. "Did you know," he asks, "that you can make your own chili powder with a common household coffee grinder?"
"Er, no," you say, as he throws a handful of chili powder into your eyes. "Hey!"
"Did you know," he asks, "that in addition to being a delicious, healthy snack, that olives can also be used as a deadly weapon?"
Hit Message(s):
He conjures up a glob of boiling tea and splashes it on your shoulder. He explains that the Brownian motion of the tea molecules is what's making it hurt so much. Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Eek! You lose X hit points. (hot damage)
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Seems to dodge all physical attacks: He dives behind his chalkboard, and your attack only raises a puff of white dust.
Occurs at The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.
