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{{battle|text=You approach a man sitting on top of a microwave. You intend to ask him where the line for the Fastest Adventurer contest is, but decide instead to ask him why he's sitting on a microwave. | {{battle|text=You approach a man sitting on top of a microwave. You intend to ask him where the line for the Fastest Adventurer contest is, but decide instead to ask him why he's sitting on a microwave. | ||
As you approach, he springs to his feet. "My meditation was not to be disturbed!" | As you approach, he springs to his feet. "My meditation was not to be disturbed!" | ||
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"HI" says the readout on the microwave as it rises into the air and begins to hover next to him. Say, that's friendly! | "HI" says the readout on the microwave as it rises into the air and begins to hover next to him. Say, that's friendly! | ||
|hit=The microwave's door swings open and it bathes you with cancer rays, or whatever it is that microwaves use to cook things. {{ouch|}} | |hit=The microwave's door swings open and it bathes you with cancer rays, or whatever it is that microwaves use to cook things. {{ouch|3}} | ||
The microwave flies straight at you and conks you in the head. {{ouch|}} | The microwave flies straight at you and conks you in the head. {{ouch|3}} | ||
The microwave door swings open to reveal... YOUR OWN HEAD. {{ouch|}} {{element|spooky}} | The microwave door swings open to reveal... YOUR OWN HEAD. {{ouch|3}} {{element|spooky}} | ||
The microwave beeps and sprays a torrent of hot popcorn at your {{part|}}. {{ouch|}} {{element|hot}} | The microwave beeps and sprays a torrent of hot popcorn at your {{part|}}. {{ouch|3}} {{element|hot}} | ||
He murmurs under his breath and the microwave vomits a chunky spray of macaroni and cheese all over you. {{ouch|}} {{element|stench}} | He murmurs under his breath and the microwave vomits a chunky spray of macaroni and cheese all over you. {{ouch|3}} {{element|stench}} | ||
The microwave door swings open and a glob of half-cooked ground meat flies out of it and into your {{part|}}. {{ouch|}} {{element|sleaze}} | The microwave door swings open and a glob of half-cooked ground meat flies out of it and into your {{part|}}. {{ouch|3}} {{element|sleaze}} | ||
|miss=! | |miss=! | ||
|critical=! | |critical=! | ||
|fumble=! | |fumble=! | ||
His trusty microwave darts in front of him, preventing you from attacking. It dings, its door opens, and a baked potato falls out.<br>''(Blocks your attack)''}} | |special=His trusty microwave darts in front of him, preventing you from attacking. It dings, its door opens, and a baked potato falls out.<br>''(Blocks your attack)''}} | ||
{{stat|62-65?}} | {{stat|62-65?}} | ||
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Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Fastest Adventurer contest) in [[The Naughty Sorceress' Tower]]. | Occurs at [[A Crowd of Adventurers]] (Fastest Adventurer contest) in [[The Naughty Sorceress' Tower]]. | ||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
*Never misses. | *Never misses. | ||
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| Microwave Magus | |
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| Monster ID | 1671 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 1000 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Microwave MagusYou approach a man sitting on top of a microwave. You intend to ask him where the line for the Fastest Adventurer contest is, but decide instead to ask him why he's sitting on a microwave.
As you approach, he springs to his feet. "My meditation was not to be disturbed!"
"Sorry, I just..." you begin, but are interrupted by a series of beeps.
"HI" says the readout on the microwave as it rises into the air and begins to hover next to him. Say, that's friendly!
Hit Message(s):
The microwave's door swings open and it bathes you with cancer rays, or whatever it is that microwaves use to cook things. Ugh! Argh! Ow!
The microwave flies straight at you and conks you in the head. Eek! Eek! Ugh!
The microwave door swings open to reveal... YOUR OWN HEAD. Ow! Eek! Oof! (spooky damage)
The microwave beeps and sprays a torrent of hot popcorn at your <ear>. Oof! Oof! Argh! (hot damage)
He murmurs under his breath and the microwave vomits a chunky spray of macaroni and cheese all over you. Ooh! Eek! Ooh! (stench damage)
The microwave door swings open and a glob of half-cooked ground meat flies out of it and into your <leg>. Ouch! Ow! Eek! (sleaze damage)
His trusty microwave darts in front of him, preventing you from attacking. It dings, its door opens, and a baked potato falls out.
(Blocks your attack)
| You gain 62-65? <substat>. |
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Fastest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.
Notes
- Never misses.
