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He knows that if he lights you a fire, you'll be warm for a day, but if he lights you ''on'' fire, you'll be warm for the rest of your life. So, really, he's just trying to be more efficient. {{ouch|4}} | He knows that if he lights you a fire, you'll be warm for a day, but if he lights you ''on'' fire, you'll be warm for the rest of your life. So, really, he's just trying to be more efficient. {{ouch|4}} | ||
He decides the time to hesitate is through, and lights you on fire. {{ouch|4}} | He decides the time to hesitate is through, and lights you on fire. {{ouch|4}} {{element|hot}} | ||
You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, he didn't light your {{part}} on fire. {{ouch|4}} | You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, he didn't light your {{part}} on fire. {{ouch|4}} | ||
Revision as of 07:51, 20 December 2009
| Mob Penguin Arsonist | |
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| Monster ID | 905 |
| Locations | Don Crimbo's Compound |
| Hit Points | Scales to 0.75*buffed Muscle |
| Attack | Scales to buffed Moxie |
| Defense | Scales to buffed Muscle |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | penguin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | body, flipper, foot, head |
| Drops | Crimbuck, herringcello, penguin focaccia bread |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mob Penguin ArsonistThis penguin is responsible for starting the fires in businesses that fail to pay the Don protection money, or in buildings that the Don wants to torch for insurance purposes (or insurance porpoises, as dolphins are known for engaging in that line of work).
I guess he's kind of the anti-Billy-Joel.
Hit Message(s):
He lights a fire under you. No, not metaphorically. Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Oof!
He lights your pants on fire, and no, I'm not lying. Ooh! Argh! Ow! Ow!
He knows that if he lights you a fire, you'll be warm for a day, but if he lights you on fire, you'll be warm for the rest of your life. So, really, he's just trying to be more efficient. Eek! Eek! Oof! Ooh!
He decides the time to hesitate is through, and lights you on fire. Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ooh! (hot damage)
You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, he didn't light your <ankle> on fire. Ow! Eek! Oof! Ugh!
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You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, that he lit your <ankle> on fire.
He tries to light your pants on fire, but you make sure to only tell him the truth.
He lights a fire under you. Fortunately, he was being metaphorical, and just motivates you to finish your work.
You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, that he lit your foot on fire.
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 | You acquire 8−12 Crimbux |
 | You acquire an item: herringcello |
 | You acquire an item: penguin focaccia bread |
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009).
References
- Unlike this penguin, Billy Joel didn't start the fire.
- The fumble message involving lighting you on fire and you telling the truth comes from the saying"liar liar pants on fire".
