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He lights your pants on fire, and no, I'm not lying. {{ouch|4}} | He lights your pants on fire, and no, I'm not lying. {{ouch|4}} | ||
He decides the time to hesitate is through, and lights you on fire. {{ouch|4}} {{element|hot}} | He decides the time to hesitate is through, and lights you on fire. {{ouch|4}} {{element|hot}} | ||
You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, he didn't light your {{part}} on fire. {{ouch|4}} | You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, he didn't light your {{part}} on fire. {{ouch|4}} | ||
|critical= | |critical=He knows that if he lights you a fire, you'll be warm for a day, but if he lights you ''on'' fire, you'll be warm for the rest of your life. So, really, he's just trying to be more efficient. {{ouch|4}} {{element|hot}} | ||
|miss=You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, that he lit your {{part}} on fire. | |miss=You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, that he lit your {{part}} on fire. | ||
Revision as of 02:56, 21 December 2009
| Mob Penguin Arsonist | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 905 |
| Locations | Don Crimbo's Compound |
| Hit Points | Scales to 0.75*buffed Muscle |
| Attack | Scales to buffed Moxie |
| Defense | Scales to buffed Muscle |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | penguin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | body, flipper, foot, head |
| Drops | Crimbuck, herringcello, penguin focaccia bread |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mob Penguin ArsonistThis penguin is responsible for starting the fires in businesses that fail to pay the Don protection money, or in buildings that the Don wants to torch for insurance purposes (or insurance porpoises, as dolphins are known for engaging in that line of work).
I guess he's kind of the anti-Billy-Joel.
Hit Message(s):
He lights a fire under you. No, not metaphorically. Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Ow!
He lights your pants on fire, and no, I'm not lying. Oof! Ow! Eek! Ouch!
He decides the time to hesitate is through, and lights you on fire. Ouch! Eek! Eek! Eek! (hot damage)
You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, he didn't light your <leg> on fire. Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!
He knows that if he lights you a fire, you'll be warm for a day, but if he lights you on fire, you'll be warm for the rest of your life. So, really, he's just trying to be more efficient. Ouch! Argh! Ouch! Ooh! (hot damage)
You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, that he lit your <leg> on fire.
He tries to light your pants on fire, but you make sure to only tell him the truth.
He lights a fire under you. Fortunately, he was being metaphorical, and just motivates you to finish your work.
He starts to light you on fire, but the time to hesitate isn't through yet.
not known
 | You acquire 8−12 Crimbux |
 | You acquire an item: herringcello |
 | You acquire an item: penguin focaccia bread |
Occurs at Don Crimbo's Compound.
References
- Unlike this penguin, Billy Joel didn't start the fire.
- The messages starting with "You know that it would be untrue" are an almost exact quote from The Doors' song Light My Fire
- The fumble message involving lighting you on fire and you telling the truth comes from the saying"liar liar pants on fire".
