Mob Penguin entrepreneur

Mob Penguin entrepreneur
Monster ID	1615
Locations	An Illicit Bohemian Party
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie+3, min 10
Defense	Player's Muscle+3, min 10
Initiative	0
Meat	32-48
Phylum	penguin
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, leg, torso, wing, beak
Drops	law-abiding citizen cane, legitimate business on the beach
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Mob Penguin entrepreneur

This Mob Penguin is a legitimate businessman. He's simply providing refreshments and for an informal gathering of friends, charging a nominal fee for his services and inventory. It would be unwise to pry further into these matters.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He asks if you think he's funny. You reply that you don't find him in the slightest bit amusing.

He tries to slap you with a flipper, but you easily step out of range.

He slips a brass fin over his flipper, but that makes it too heavy for him to smack you.

He tries to headbutt you, but you're too tall.

He drops his cane, and some liquid leaks out from where the shaft meets the top. "You didn't see nothin'!" he shouts, screwing it on tighter.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You gain Meat.

You acquire an item: law-abiding citizen cane (2% chance)*

You acquire an item: legitimate business on the beach (20% chance)*

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Occurs at An Illicit Bohemian Party.