Autosell

Autoselling is the process of trading in items for meat at the item's disclosed selling price.

Autosell messages take the form:

You sell your <list of items> to a(n) <buyer> for <autosell value of items> meat.

Buyers

• anthropomorphic chicken breast
• argonaut
• Bugbear breeder
• bicycling acolyte
• Canadian telemarketer
• caterwauling samurai
• corrupt policeman
• crushed dwarf with a pair of pliers
• cycling minstrel
• demon-eating kitten
• drunken hemi-dwarf
• Dutch Elm Disease-riddled Ent
• flock of geese
• fool on a hill
• halfling knob polisher
• hermetic seal
• hotel detective
• intelligent shade of blue
• kitten-eating demon
• lecherous orangutan
• long-haul trucker on speed
• mechanic named Mike
• miniscule suffragette
• monkey organ grinder
• mustachioed popcorn vendor
• Orcish Frat Boy
• organ grinder
• organ grinder's monkey
• puddle of primordial ooze
• stranger with candy
• wandering hippy

References

• The argonauts were the soldiers on the ship "Argo" in the mythological story of "Jason and the Golden Fleece".
• "Crushed dwarf with a pair of pliers" refers to the 1970 comedy album Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers by The Firesign Theatre.
• "Fool on a hill" alludes to The Beatles song "The Fool on the Hill".
• The Fool card in a Tarot set is usually depicted on a hill.
• Hermetic seal is a pun on hermetically sealed, which means to be sealed perfectly, airtight.
• "Hotel detective" refers to the song "(She Was A) Hotel Detective" by They Might Be Giants.
• An "intelligent shade of blue" appears in the novel The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy describing the Hooloovoo race.
• "Kitten-eating Demons" appeared during the sixth season of Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.
• The "mechanic named Mike" refers to the band Mike and the Mechanics.
• "Stranger with candy" may be a reference to the sitcom Strangers with Candy, or the stereotypical abductor of children.
• "Long-haul trucker on speed" is a reference to the Jim Croce song "Speedball Tucker."