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==A==
==A==
{{ManuelEntry|A.M.C. gremlin|*Some researchers believe the AMC Gremlin to be evidence that gremlins are a degenerate offshoot of the Crimbo Elf, due to their mechanical skills. However, their research equipment usually falls apart before they get a chance to publish.|defense=153}}
{{ManuelEntry|angry bugbear|*Bugbears have notoriously short tempers, so even a stubbed toe will turn them from normal to angry.
{{ManuelEntry|angry bugbear|*Bugbears have notoriously short tempers, so even a stubbed toe will turn them from normal to angry.
*Bugbears' hearing is abnormally weak for a creature with such large ears. It's probably all the rock concerts they went to as teenagers.
*Bugbears' hearing is abnormally weak for a creature with such large ears. It's probably all the rock concerts they went to as teenagers.

Revision as of 00:24, 19 September 2012

Monster Manuel entries are accessed from your quest log if you have the Monster Manuel. Each entry gives basic monster stats, as well as informative factoids related to the monster.

Monsters for which you have acquired 1 factoid are casually researched; 2 factoids are thoroughly researched, and with 3 factoids you have exhaustively researched a given monster.

A

170 This monster is a Humanoid A.M.C. gremlin
  • Some researchers believe the AMC Gremlin to be evidence that gremlins are a degenerate offshoot of the Crimbo Elf, due to their mechanical skills. However, their research equipment usually falls apart before they get a chance to publish.
153 This monster has no particular elemental alignment.
170 Initiative +60%
15 This monster is a Beast angry bugbear
  • Bugbears have notoriously short tempers, so even a stubbed toe will turn them from normal to angry.
  • Bugbears' hearing is abnormally weak for a creature with such large ears. It's probably all the rock concerts they went to as teenagers.
  • Bugbears have no noses and smell terribly. And also terrible.
14 This monster has no particular elemental alignment.
12 Initiative +50%
20 This monster is a Plant annoying spooky gravy fairy
  • The annoying spooky gravy fairy really just wants to be friends and joke around, but it's socially awkward and gets nervous.
  • The annoying spooky gravy fairy's pitchfork can be used by normal-sized people to eat oysters, or by oysters to fend off people trying to eat them.
  • I mean, what chance does the annoying spooky gravy fairy have, with a name like that? If your name was Bob the Douchebag, would you fight fate?
18 This monster is Spooky. Spooky is weak against Hot and Stench.
20 Initiative +70%

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D

200 This monster is a Demon Demon of New Wave
  • The Demon of New Wave doesn't drink and doesn't smoke. No one knows what he does do.
180 This monster has no particular elemental alignment.
500 Initiative +100%

E

F

1 This monster is a Beast fluffy bunny
  • Rabbit meat is a little gamey, but good with peppercorns and a red wine.
  • It is always rabbit season and duck season in the Kingdom of Loathing.
  • Fluffy bunnies have a mean streak a mile wide and a furlong deep.
0 This monster has no particular elemental alignment.
1 Initiative +50%

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P

140 This monster is a Dude pop-and-lock raver
  • The raver's baggy pants frequently contain other, smaller ravers, whose giant pants pockets contain even smaller ravers.
  • The record for nested ravers (ravers contained in the baggy pants pockets of other ravers) is 23, starting with a Rave Giant and ending with a flaming gravy fairy.
  • Glowsticks sometimes contain a phosphorescent chemical mix, but the cheaper ones are just ground-up fireflies.
126 This monster has no particular elemental alignment.
150 Always wins initiative

Q

R

S

170 This monster is Undead Spirit of New Wave
  • The Spirit of New Rave believes in PLUR: Pain, Lacerations, Ulcerating Sores, and Respect.
153 This monster has no particular elemental alignment.
220 Initiative +80%
185 This monster is Undead Spirit of New Wave
  • Never ask the Spirit to 'pon de replay if you want to keep your internal organs internal.
166 This monster has no particular elemental alignment.
260 Initiative +90%

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