Monster Manuel (X)

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Monster Manuel Entries

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		0		X Bottles of Beer on a Golem Most beer-bottle golems are stocked with Willer High Life, so people won't be tempted to drink from them. The beer-bottle golem's only natural predator is the bottle-opener golem. A Knob Goblin scientist once harnessed a cold-spot-producing ghost to a beer-bottle golem, making a sort of living beer fridge. That scientist would be the richest goblin in the Kingdom if he had figured out how to suppress the golem's urge to kill.
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		0		X Stone Golem This is one of Fernswarthy's earliest known examples of golem-crafting. Note the simple block-shaped head, indicitive of the artist still searching for his own individual style. Nobody knows what this type of golem is made of, but it seems to vary tremendously in weight. Maybe birds? These golems also have the least personality of Fernswarthy's various golemic creations, so, um... yeah.
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		0		X-dimensional horror This particular horror is a little more horrifying than the colour out of space, but not as unpleasant as the odor out of time. It's not true that killing your alternate dimension selves will make you stronger. But it *is* awfully satisfying, especially if you're full of self-loathing. Scientists estimate there are at least 1.5 trillion alternate dimensions. The only constant between them is that wasps sting and don't make honey. Seriously. Screw wasps.
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		0		X-headed Hydra The plural of Hydra is "Hydrae," or possibly "Hydrox." The Hydra has many throats but only one stomach. Hydrae frequently overeat themselves to death on feast holidays. Some Hydrae breathe fire, apparently because just having dozens of hungry mouths full of razor-sharp teeth doesn't make them dangerous enough.
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		75		XXX pr0n XXX pr0ns are delicious when boiled and served with cocktail sauce. Just don't let your friends see you eating 'em. XXX pr0ns are high in mercury, though, so don't eat a bunch at once. Make sure you boil your pr0ns for at least an hour, and clear your menu history when you're done.
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References

• Killing your alternate dimension selves as a way to gain power is the plot of the movie The One.
• Killing your alternate dimension selves being satisfying is a reference to Rincewind from the Discworld books, who sometimes imagined killing a hypothetical happier version of himself from an alternate universe.