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{{ManuelEntry|N Bottles of Beer on a Golem|name=X Bottles of Beer on a Golem|*Most beer-bottle golems are stocked with Willer High Life, so people won't be tempted to drink from them.
{{ManuelEntry|X Bottles of Beer on a Golem|*Most beer-bottle golems are stocked with Willer High Life, so people won't be tempted to drink from them.
*The beer-bottle golem's only natural predator is the bottle-opener golem.
*The beer-bottle golem's only natural predator is the bottle-opener golem.
*A Knob Goblin scientist once harnessed a cold-spot-producing ghost to a beer-bottle golem, making a sort of living beer fridge. That scientist would be the richest goblin in the Kingdom if he had figured out how to suppress the golem's urge to kill.|attack=0|defense=0|hp=0}}
*A Knob Goblin scientist once harnessed a cold-spot-producing ghost to a beer-bottle golem, making a sort of living beer fridge. That scientist would be the richest goblin in the Kingdom if he had figured out how to suppress the golem's urge to kill.|attack=0|defense=0|hp=0}}
{{ManuelEntry|A n Stone Golem|name=X Stone Golem|*This is one of Fernswarthy's earliest known examples of golem-crafting. Note the simple block-shaped head, indicitive of the artist still searching for his own individual style.
{{ManuelEntry|X Stone Golem|*This is one of Fernswarthy's earliest known examples of golem-crafting. Note the simple block-shaped head, indicitive of the artist still searching for his own individual style.
*Nobody knows what this type of golem is made of, but it seems to vary tremendously in weight. Maybe birds?
*Nobody knows what this type of golem is made of, but it seems to vary tremendously in weight. Maybe birds?
*These golems also have the least personality of Fernswarthy's various golemic creations, so, um... yeah.|attack=0|defense=0|hp=0}}
*These golems also have the least personality of Fernswarthy's various golemic creations, so, um... yeah.|attack=0|defense=0|hp=0}}
{{ManuelEntry|A n-Dimensional Horror|name=X-dimensional horror|*This particular horror is a little more horrifying than the colour out of space, but not as unpleasant as the odor out of time.
{{ManuelEntry|X-dimensional horror|*This particular horror is a little more horrifying than the colour out of space, but not as unpleasant as the odor out of time.
*It's not true that killing your alternate dimension selves will make you stronger. But it *is* awfully satisfying, especially if you're full of self-loathing.
*It's not true that killing your alternate dimension selves will make you stronger. But it *is* awfully satisfying, especially if you're full of self-loathing.
*Scientists estimate there are at least 1.5 trillion alternate dimensions. The only constant between them is that wasps sting and don't make honey. Seriously. Screw wasps.|attack=0|defense=0|hp=0}}
*Scientists estimate there are at least 1.5 trillion alternate dimensions. The only constant between them is that wasps sting and don't make honey. Seriously. Screw wasps.|attack=0|defense=0|hp=0}}
{{ManuelEntry|A n-Headed Hydra|name=X-headed Hydra|*The plural of Hydra is "Hydrae," or possibly "Hydrox."
{{ManuelEntry|X-headed Hydra|*The plural of Hydra is "Hydrae," or possibly "Hydrox."
*The Hydra has many throats but only one stomach. Hydrae frequently overeat themselves to death on feast holidays.
*The Hydra has many throats but only one stomach. Hydrae frequently overeat themselves to death on feast holidays.
*Some Hydrae breathe fire, apparently because just having dozens of hungry mouths full of razor-sharp teeth doesn't make them dangerous enough.|attack=0|defense=0|hp=0}}
*Some Hydrae breathe fire, apparently because just having dozens of hungry mouths full of razor-sharp teeth doesn't make them dangerous enough.|attack=0|defense=0|hp=0}}

Revision as of 23:32, 23 January 2013

There are 5 creatures filed under X.

Monster Manuel Entries
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Other
0 This monster is a Construct X Bottles of Beer on a Golem
  • Most beer-bottle golems are stocked with Willer High Life, so people won't be tempted to drink from them.
  • The beer-bottle golem's only natural predator is the bottle-opener golem.
  • A Knob Goblin scientist once harnessed a cold-spot-producing ghost to a beer-bottle golem, making a sort of living beer fridge. That scientist would be the richest goblin in the Kingdom if he had figured out how to suppress the golem's urge to kill.
0 This monster has no particular elemental alignment.
0 Initiative +70%
0 This monster is a Construct X Stone Golem
  • This is one of Fernswarthy's earliest known examples of golem-crafting. Note the simple block-shaped head, indicitive of the artist still searching for his own individual style.
  • Nobody knows what this type of golem is made of, but it seems to vary tremendously in weight. Maybe birds?
  • These golems also have the least personality of Fernswarthy's various golemic creations, so, um... yeah.
0 This monster has no particular elemental alignment.
0 Initiative +70%
0 This monster is a Horror X-Dimensional Horror
  • This particular horror is a little more horrifying than the colour out of space, but not as unpleasant as the odor out of time.
  • It's not true that killing your alternate dimension selves will make you stronger. But it *is* awfully satisfying, especially if you're full of self-loathing.
  • Scientists estimate there are at least 1.5 trillion alternate dimensions. The only constant between them is that wasps sting and don't make honey. Seriously. Screw wasps.
0 This monster has no particular elemental alignment.
0 Never wins initiative
0 This monster is a Beast X-Headed Hydra
  • The plural of Hydra is "Hydrae," or possibly "Hydrox."
  • The Hydra has many throats but only one stomach. Hydrae frequently overeat themselves to death on feast holidays.
  • Some Hydrae breathe fire, apparently because just having dozens of hungry mouths full of razor-sharp teeth doesn't make them dangerous enough.
0 This monster has no particular elemental alignment.
0 Initiative +70%
75 This monster is a Beast XXX pr0n
  • XXX pr0ns are delicious when boiled and served with cocktail sauce. Just don't let your friends see you eating 'em.
  • XXX pr0ns are high in mercury, though, so don't eat a bunch at once.
  • Make sure you boil your pr0ns for at least an hour, and clear your menu history when you're done.
67 This monster has no particular elemental alignment.
68 Initiative +60%

References

  • Killing your alternate dimension selves as a way to gain power is the plot of the movie The One.
  • Killing your alternate dimension selves being satisfying is a reference to Rincewind from the Discworld books, who sometimes imagined killing a hypothetical happier version of himself from an alternate universe.
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