Mrs. K, the Chemistry Teacher

Mrs. K, the Chemistry Teacher
Monster ID	1424
Locations	Chemistry Class
Hit Points	?
Attack	?
Defense	unknown
Initiative	100
Meat	48-72
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head,arm,leg,torso
Drops	chlorine crystal, ph balancer, mysterious chemical residue, nugget of sodium
Manuel	bubblin' chemistry solution
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting Mrs. K, the Chemistry Teacher

This lady is one of the cool chemistry teachers who catches the class's interest by doing insane stunts with different chemicals. She does that never-ending foam thing, and freezing a rose and smashing it with a hammer, and even mixing diet cola and mints to make a diet cola cannon.

She's way cooler than some chemistry teachers who, oh, I don't know, don't let you make up a test you missed on an excused absence, giving you the only C of your high school career.

Take that, Mr. Fenderson!

Hit Message(s):

She lights a strip of magnesium on a bunsen burner, blinding you with the flash of light.

Critical Hit Message:

She demonstrates how a simple bunsen burner hooked up to a pressurized tank of propane can be a very effective impromptu flamethrower. Ooh! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

She blows lye at you, but you counter with an acid.

She lights a strip of magnesium on a bunsen burner, but you know better than to look straight at it.

She sprays stomach acid at you, but you hide behind a shield made of chewing gum.

She throws sodium shavings at you, but you don't know squat about sodium.

She throws some flaming grease at you, but you put it out with baking soda, proving you've been paying attention in class.

She tries to freeze your <ear> in liquid nitrogen, but you keep yourself unfrozen.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You gain some Meat.

You acquire an item: chlorine crystal

You acquire an item: ph balancer

You acquire an item: mysterious chemical residue

You acquire an item: nugget of sodium

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Occurs at Chemistry Class, semi-rarely.