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'' No one understands my pain''<br>
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''  I stand alone out in the rain''<br>
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''  My soul is bobbing in the waters''<br>
desc=''No one understands my pain<br />I stand alone out in the rain<br />My soul is bobbing in the waters<br />Of Princess Miasma and her dark daughters.''<br /><br />This journal is full of the worst poetry you've ever read. The words "rain", "soul", and "miasma" figure prominently in every poem.|
''  Of Princess Miasma and her dark daughters.''<br>
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This journal is full of the worst poetry you've ever read. The words "rain", "soul", and "miasma" figure prominently in every poem.
 
Type: '''usable'''<br>
Selling Price: '''136 Meat.'''


==Drop Location==
==Drop Location==
[[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky]]
*[[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky]]


==Uses==
==Uses==
 
*Needed for [[Giant castle map]] quest, which unlocks the [[The Hole in the Sky]].
* Needed for [[Giant castle map]] quest, which unlocks the [[The Hole in the Sky]]


==When Used==
==When Used==
*From inventory
*From inventory
<center>You read some of the bad poetry aloud. Your small intestine attempts to strangle you from within.</center>
<center>You read some of the bad poetry aloud. Your small intestine attempts to strangle you from within.</center>
:(Damage: 15-19 HP)
{{HP|2|amount=15-19}}


==References==
==References==
*The message you get when you use this item is a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'']]. An aside early in the first book describes one of the worst poets in the galaxy, Grunthos the Flatulent, being strangled by his own small intestine while reciting some of his works at a poetry reading.
*The message you get when you use this item is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''. An aside early in the first book describes a poetry reading by Grunthos the Flatulent, one of the worst poets in the galaxy, where "his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain."


==Collection==
==Collection==

Revision as of 17:14, 25 June 2006

awful poetry journal
awful poetry journal

No one understands my pain
I stand alone out in the rain
My soul is bobbing in the waters
Of Princess Miasma and her dark daughters.


This journal is full of the worst poetry you've ever read. The words "rain", "soul", and "miasma" figure prominently in every poem.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 136 Meat.


(In-game plural: awful poetry journals)
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Uses

When Used

  • From inventory
You read some of the bad poetry aloud. Your small intestine attempts to strangle you from within.
HPYou gain 15−19 hit points.

References

  • The message you get when you use this item is a reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. An aside early in the first book describes a poetry reading by Grunthos the Flatulent, one of the worst poets in the galaxy, where "his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain."

Collection

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