New Knob Goblin King

There are some vague or non-exact figures and information on this page. Some spading is required. MADs seem to do the same stuff they do for the Knob Goblin King. Did the special items not drop for anyone?

New Knob Goblin King
Monster ID	1665
Locations	Throne Room
Hit Points	50
Attack	53
Defense	47
Initiative	100
Meat	None
Phylum	goblin
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	torso, arm, leg, head
Drops	dense meat stack, dense meat stack, Crown of the Goblin King or Glass Balls of the Goblin King or Codpiece of the Goblin King
Quest	Cobb's Knob lab key (if not already found)
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting The new Knob Goblin King

"Quit whining!" the King growls at a cowering goblin as you enter the Throne Room. "Dad may have put up with it, but I'm not having someone standing behind me with an arm sticking out under my armpit all day long! This juggling tradition is stupid enough, and if I'm keeping it at all, I'm going to learn to do it myself!"

"But your majesty--" the goblin whimpers, then dives to catch an expensive-looking glass ball as the King fumbles it.

"Blast," the King mutters, then turns to look at you. "Hey! You aren't one of my-- who the heck are you?"

"I'm here about the death of your father..." you begin, and the new King's eyes widen.

"Another assassin!" he shouts, grabbing a heavy-looking sceptre. "Well, you're too late, bucko! He's already dead, and you're gonna be next!"

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He rushes to attack you, but gets confused and flustered by a set of weird backward steps that lead up to his throne. "Get me some normal steps!" he shouts at a footman. "Why are these even like this?!"

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire 2 dense meat stacks (100% (needs spading) chance)*

You acquire an item: Crown of the Goblin King

You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob lab key

• If you have any monster aggravation device set to 7:

You acquire an item: Codpiece of the Goblin King (100% chance)*

You gain ?? <substat>.

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Occurs at the Throne Room.

References

• The introduction text references the fact that David Bowie did not do his own contact juggling when he played the Goblin King in Labyrinth. Michael Moschen, a professional juggler and Labyrinth choreographer, was an 'arm double' for the juggling scenes, with his arms through Bowie's armpits.