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|image=ninjarice.gif | |||
|a=a | |||
|name=Ninja Snowman | |||
|text=You seem to have interrupted this ninja snowman's lunch break. That's not a problem though, as he's perfectly willing to beat you senseless armed with only a rice bowl and a pair of chopsticks. And when I say it's not a problem, I mean for him. It could very well be a problem for you. | |||
|hit=He pokes you viciously in the {{part}} with his chopsticks. {{ouch|6}} | |||
He slashes at you with his chopsticks, and you get wasabi in your eye. Aaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeee! {{ouch|5}} | He slashes at you with his chopsticks, and you get wasabi in your eye. Aaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeee! {{ouch|5}} | ||
|miss=He slashes at you with his chopsticks, but you make like Peking and duck. Ha ha ha, get it? 'Cause they're chopsticks? | |||
He slashes at you with his chopsticks, but you make like Peking and duck. Ha ha ha, get it? 'Cause they're chopsticks? | |||
He tries to poke you with his chopsticks, but you block with the edge of your hand. Nyuk nyuk nyuk. | He tries to poke you with his chopsticks, but you block with the edge of your hand. Nyuk nyuk nyuk. | ||
|critical=He shows you the true meaning of the 'chop' in 'chop suey' {{ouch|4}} | |||
|fumble=A fly buzzes into the room, and he gets momentarily distracted by trying to catch it.}} | |||
A fly buzzes into the room, and he gets momentarily distracted by trying to catch it. | |||
{{acquire|image=chopsticks.gif|item=chopsticks|chance=9.7%}} | {{acquire|image=chopsticks.gif|item=chopsticks|chance=9.7%}} | ||
Revision as of 18:38, 28 September 2006
| Ninja Snowman | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 338 |
| Locations | Lair of the Ninja Snowmen |
| Hit Points | 70 |
| Attack | 85 |
| Defense | 76 |
| No-Hit | 95 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elemental |
| Elements | cold |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, torso |
| Drops | chopsticks, frigid ninja stars, plain snowcone, rice bowl |
| Bounty | coal button |
| Accordion | pentatonic accordion |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Ninja SnowmanYou seem to have interrupted this ninja snowman's lunch break. That's not a problem though, as he's perfectly willing to beat you senseless armed with only a rice bowl and a pair of chopsticks. And when I say it's not a problem, I mean for him. It could very well be a problem for you.
Hit Message(s):
He pokes you viciously in the <kidney> with his chopsticks. Eek! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Eek! Ooh!
He slashes at you with his chopsticks, and you get wasabi in your eye. Aaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeee! Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Eek! Ooh!
He shows you the true meaning of the 'chop' in 'chop suey' Eek! Ow! Oof! Ouch!
He slashes at you with his chopsticks, but you make like Peking and duck. Ha ha ha, get it? 'Cause they're chopsticks?
He tries to poke you with his chopsticks, but you block with the edge of your hand. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
A fly buzzes into the room, and he gets momentarily distracted by trying to catch it. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: chopsticks (9.7% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars (19.7% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: rice bowl (5.4% chance)* |
| You gain 16 <substat>. |
Occurs at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen.
References
- In the various shorts performed by The Three Stooges, when one stooge tried to poke another stooge in the eyes with two fingers of the same hand, said stooge could block this attack by placing the edge of his hand along the bridge of his nose, preventing the fingers from reaching his eyes. "Nyuk nyuk nyuk" is the victorious chuckle that accompanies such an evasion.
