BRICKO airship (monster)

BRICKO airship
Monster ID	926
Locations	using a BRICKO airship
Hit Points	10000
Attack	550
Defense	495
Initiative	175
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	propellor, mast, brick, sail
Drops	BRICKO reactor, BRICKO reactor, BRICKO reactor, BRICKO reactor, BRICKO reactor
Manuel Entry
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You're fighting a BRICKO airship

You hold up the back of the airship and twist one of the propellers. The ship springs to life, the sails filling with wind (er, somehow -- not sure how plastic brick sails fill with wind, but I'm no scientist), the propellers whirling as the ship hovers in front of you. It's actually kind of awe-inspiring.

Then it swoops straight at your head, eager to shove you into a propeller, Indiana-Jones style, and then it's more AIEEEE-inspiring.

Hit Message(s):

It tangles its propellers in your hair. And, y'know, your scalp, skull, bits of your brain . . . Ow! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch!

It fires a tiny plastic cannonball straight up your nose and into your brain. Get your ass to Mars. Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Oof!

It wraps some of its rigging around your throat and throttles you. Frigging rigging! Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Oof! Oof!

The mise en scène of this attack is a blow to the sternum with a mizzen-mast. Ow! Eek! Ouch! Ow! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It gives you mad props. Sadly, the 'props' in question are the two beneath the ship, and it 'gives' them to you by whirling them straight through your chest. Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Eek! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

It propels itself toward you, but you feel compelled to impel yourself away.

It fires a plastic cannonball at you, but you're nobody's plastic cannon fodder.

It tries to throttle you with some rigging, but there are minifigs frigging in the rigging, so there's not enough to spare.

It tries to poke you with a mast, but you have a blast getting past it.

Fumble Message:

A few bricks pop off of its props, and it crashes to the ground. You hum a jaunty tune while you wait for it to reassemble itself. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: BRICKO reactor

You acquire an item: BRICKO reactor

You acquire an item: BRICKO reactor

You acquire an item: BRICKO reactor

You acquire an item: BRICKO reactor

Notes

• If you lose the fight, you get the BRICKO airship item back, with the message:

Afterwards, you slink back and pick up the model airship again.

You acquire an item: BRICKO airship Data:BRICKO airship

• Defeating seven of these in your lifetime will net you a reward.