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It bites you in the {{part}}. Well, it more kinda pinches your {{part}} between two bricks, but it still hurts. {{ouch|3}} | It bites you in the {{part}}. Well, it more kinda pinches your {{part}} between two bricks, but it still hurts. {{ouch|3}} | ||
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{{acquire|item=BRICKO brick}} | {{acquire|item=BRICKO brick}} | ||
==References== | |||
*"Take these broken wing and learn to fly again" is a line from [[Wikipedia:Mr. Mister|Mr. Mister]]'s hit song [[Wikipedia:Broken Wings|Broken Wings]]. | |||
Revision as of 15:04, 3 February 2010
| BRICKO bat | |
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| Monster ID | 919 |
| Locations | using a BRICKO bat |
| Hit Points | 100 |
| Attack | 70 |
| Defense | 63 |
| Initiative | 30 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | brick, eye, wing |
| Drops | BRICKO brick, BRICKO brick, BRICKO brick |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a BRICKO batYou toss the BRICKO bat into the air. Instead of falling to earth you know not where, it flaps its little wings and divebombs your head. I guess whether made of flesh, pixels, or plastic, bats are totally lame.
Hit Message(s):
It buffets you with its plastic wings. Unlike leathery wings, these are all sharp corners. Ugh! Argh! Ugh!
It bites you in the <arse>. Well, it more kinda pinches your <arse> between two bricks, but it still hurts. Ow! Oof! Ow!
It flips upside down and becomes an angry crab in a cute little hat. Then it pinches you in the thigh and the head.
It tries to smack you in the belfry, but you're not in the belfry.
It squeaks menacingly. Well, it squeaks, anyway.
It smacks you with a wing brick, which breaks off. You tell it to take the broken wing and learn to fly again.
It tries to bite you, but can't. And its bark isn't particularly menacing, either.
It flips upside down ,and can't decide if it's a bat, or an angry crab in a little hat. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: BRICKO brick |
References
- "Take these broken wing and learn to fly again" is a line from Mr. Mister's hit song Broken Wings.
