BRICKO python (monster)

BRICKO python
Monster ID	924
Locations	using a BRICKO python
Hit Points	300
Attack	160
Defense	144
Initiative	100
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	brick, eye, fang, head, tail
Drops	BRICKO brick, green BRICKO brick
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a BRICKO python

You put the BRICKO python on the ground. It runs away and joins a flying circus.

Okay, actually it rears up, unhinges its jaw, and sets about trying to engulf your entire head. Keep an eye on how far away it is from you at all times, because with pythons, whitespace matters.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

And now for something completely different: it engulfs your entire body, partially digests you, and spits you back out. Okay, so that wasn't completely different. My bad. Oof! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It stops attacking to teach you how to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana.

It tries to engulf your <giblets>, but can't get its jaw unhinged.

It thinks about biting you, but it decides to bite its time instead. Er, I mean bide its dime.

It tries to wrap around your neck, but its BRICKO body isn't articulated enough.

Fumble Message:

It rears up, about to engulf you, and then its jaw hits the floor. No, I don't mean it was really surprised or amazed by something, I mean its jaw came a little too unhinged. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: BRICKO brick

You acquire an item: green BRICKO brick

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Occurs from using a BRICKO python.

References

• Some of you may have heard of a comedy troupe named Monty Python.
• The Python programming language is noted for using whitespace (spaces, tabs, etc) as a meaningful part of program syntax.