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{{Hit Message|You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that.}} | {{Hit Message|You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that.}} | ||
{{Hit Message|You smack <it> with your homoerotic frat-paddle. <It> doesn't say, "thank you sir, may I have another?", but you give <it> one anyway, for X damage.}} | {{Hit Message|You smack <it> with your homoerotic frat-paddle. <It> doesn't say, "thank you sir, may I have another?", but you give <it> one anyway, for X damage.}} | ||
{{Hit Message|You make like a frat-boy and slip <it> a drugged dri -- I mean, hit <it> with your frat-paddle for X damage.}} | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 23:01, 25 December 2006
Orcish frat-paddle
This is a paddle used in some sort of Orcish Frat initiation ritual.
Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Power: 70
Muscle Required: 20
Outfit: Frat Boy Ensemble (? items)
Selling Price: 90 Meat.
(In-game plural: Orcish frat-paddles)
Drop Location
Messages
You accidentally turn your homoerotic frat-paddle sideways as you swing, bruising <its> spinal cord for X damage. BIFF! WHACK! SMACK!
You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that. SPLAT! SPLAT! WHACK!
You smack <it> with your homoerotic frat-paddle. <It> doesn't say, "thank you sir, may I have another?", but you give <it> one anyway, for X damage. SPLAT! BAM! SPLAT!
You make like a frat-boy and slip <it> a drugged dri -- I mean, hit <it> with your frat-paddle for X damage. KERBLAM! WHAMMO! BARF!
See Also
Zapping
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Orcish frat-paddle | Orcish baseball cap | Orcish cargo shorts |
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