Order of the Silver Wossname

Order of the Silver Wossname

For destroying both sides in the Great War between the Hippies and Frat Orcs, you have been awarded the Kingdom of Loathing's most prestigious decoration. In fact, it's been so long since the last time it was awarded, that no one can quite remember what the curious engravings on the medallion are meant to represent. Still though, it's quite an honor.

Type: accessory
Mysticality Required: 85
Selling Price: 15000 Meat.

All Attributes +11
+11% Item Drops from Monsters
+11% Meat from Monsters

NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.

(In-game plural: Orders of the Silver Wossname)

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Notes

• Reward for completing the Mysterious Island Quest by defeating both armies. To do this:
  • Defeat 999 of the 1000 combatants on both sides of the war. (The images for both sides should show just one figure on the field, and should have filenames ending in 31.)
  • Adventure in the Battlefield in either the War Hippy Fatigues or Frat Warrior Fatigues to trigger the appropriate "epic conflict" adventure (The Last Stand).
  • Fight either The Big Wisniewski or The Man.
  • Use a flaregun in combat to call in the pirates.
• Be careful when completing sidequests if attempting to reach 999 combatants defeated - if your total does not land exactly on 999, the Wossname is lost. For example, if 3 sidequests have been completed for a side and you win a Battlefield combat with 993 combatants already defeated, your total for that side will increment by 8 and be pushed to the maximum (1000). This will wipe out that side and make it impossible to obtain the Wossname in that ascension.
• Casting CLEESH does not count that battle towards the number of enemies killed.
• The first turn on the battlefield, which is non-combat does not count as a kill.

Plan your piratey island slaughter using the following table:

Sidequests completed	0	1	2	3	Total turns in the battlefield
Turns on each side	1	1	1	124	254
	7	0	0	124	262
	999	0	0	0	1998
	65	65	67	67	528

• For people who find the previous section confusing, here is a simple summary.
  • The fastest possible way to get the Wossname is to kill one enemy, then do the first side quest, then kill one more enemy, then do the second side quest, then kill one more enemy, then do the third side quest, then kill 124 enemies on the battlefield. Then repeat that for the other side.
  • Nearly as fast but somewhat simpler is to kill 7 enemies, then do all 3 of your side's side quests, then kill 124 enemies. Then repeat that for the other side.
  • The simplest possible way to get it is to kill 999 enemies without completing any side quests.
  • The bottom row on the table is the fastest way to get the Wossname while having each side do the other side's quests, which give better rewards. That is, by doing the 3 Frat Boy side quests as a hippy, while doing the 3 Hippy side quests as a Frat Boy.
    • When doing the other side's quests, if you are counting by total kills rather than by turns, you will do the 1st side quest at precisely 65 kills, the 2nd at 195 kills, and the 3rd at 463 kills.
• There used to be a bug where the War Frat Streaker would count as a hippy, not a frat boy, advancing the wrong side of the battlefield. This was fixed on July 29, 2007.

• One alternate strategy: Given that there is a great advantage to completing the Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision and McMillicancuddy's Farm sidequests as a Frat Warrior, do the following:
  • As a Frat Warrior, before completing any quests, kill one hippy. Then complete the lighthouse quest. Then kill 97 hippies, then complete the Our Lady sidequest. Then kill 67 hippies. Then complete the Farmer McMillicancuddy quest. And kill 67 more.
  • As a War Hippy, kill one Frat boy, do the Orchard quest, kill 97 Frat Boys, Complete the Junkyard, kill 67 more, then the Mysterious Arena. Then kill 67 more.
    • With this strategy, you will get the 5 extra duck adventures per day as well as the Sisters massage instead of healing (massage completely restores MP and HP, while healing only restores all HP).

• Other words
  • Frat side
    • 0 quests
      • kill 1 hippy
    • Light house
      • kill 97 hippies
    • Our Lady Quest
      • Kill 67 Hippies
    • McMillicancuddy Quest
      • Kill 67 Hippies
        • Frat side complete
  • Hippy Side
    • 0 Quests
      • Kill 1 Frat
    • Orchard Quest
      • Kill 97 Frats
    • Junkyard Quest
      • Kill 67 Frats
    • Arena Quest
      • Kill 67 Frats
        • Hippy side complete
• Adventure in battle field in uniform
  • Use Flaregun
    • Get Wossname

References

• Wossname is a British placeholder name (a variation on whatsitsname) used in situations where you can't remember what something should be called.

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers
• Mysticality Modifiers
• Moxie Modifiers
• Items from Monsters
• Meat from Monsters
• Eleven

Collection

• 🥇: Mme_Defarge (#307559) - 211
• 🥈: ERJ1024 (#679776) - 134
• 🥉: KingDobbs (#108745) - 122
• #4: HackandStabby (#1804290) - 118
• #5: Han FalconFlyer (#869184) - 114
• #6: Thor the Vincible (#767779) - 107
• #7: Tombot (#1668572) - 101
• #8: Zarqon (#1406236) - 55
• #9: Prima Vera Angelhair (#144394) - 53
• #10: Krendel (#623825) - 47

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War Medal
Hippy Victory	Frat Boy Victory
Red Balloon of Valor	Uranium Omega of Temperance
Purple Horseshoe of Honor	Lead Zeta of Chastity
Blue Diamond of Honesty	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility
Green Clover of Justice	Zinc Delta of Tranquility
Yellow Moon of Compassion	Nickel Gamma of Frugality
Orange Star of Sacrifice	Iron Beta of Industry
Pink Heart of Spirit	Copper Alpha of Sincerity
Destroying both armies
Order of the Silver Wossname