Order of the Silver Wossname

Order of the Silver Wossname

For destroying both sides in the Great War between the Hippies and Frat Orcs, you have been awarded the Kingdom of Loathing's most prestigious decoration. In fact, it's been so long since the last time it was awarded, that no one can quite remember what the curious engravings on the medallion are meant to represent. Still though, it's quite an honor.

Type: accessory
Mysticality Required: 85
Selling Price: 15000 Meat.
Cannot be traded

All Attributes +11
+11% Item Drops from Monsters
+11% Meat from Monsters

NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.

(In-game plural: Orders of the Silver Wossname)

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Obtained From

Quests

Mysterious Island Quest (Defeat both armies)

Notes

• Reward for completing the Mysterious Island Quest by defeating both armies. To do this:
  • Defeat 999 of the 1000 combatants on both sides of the war. (The images for both sides should show just one figure on the field, and should have filenames ending in 31.)
  • Adventure in the Battlefield in either the War Hippy Fatigues or Frat Warrior Fatigues to trigger the appropriate "epic conflict" adventure (The Last Stand).
  • Fight either The Big Wisniewski or The Man.
  • Use a flaregun in this final combat to call in the pirates - not using a flaregun results in no Wossname, and will instead give you the appropriate medal for having defeated the boss in his own base.
  • Return to the Council to receive your reward.
• Be careful when completing side-quests if attempting to reach 999 combatants defeated -- if your total does not land exactly on 999, the Wossname is lost. For example, if 3 side-quests have been completed for a side and you win a Battlefield combat with 993 combatants already defeated, your total for that side will increment by 8 and be pushed to the maximum (1000). This will wipe out that side and make it impossible to obtain the Wossname in that ascension. Also if you do not get acknowledgement that you have completed a side quest it will not register on the battlefield.
• Casting CLEESH does not count that battle towards the number of enemies killed.
• The first turn on the battlefield, which is non-combat, does not count as a kill.
• Plan your piratey island slaughter using the following table:

Side-quests completed	0	1	2	3	Total turns in the battlefield	description
Turns on each side	1	1	1	124	254	fastest
	7	0	0	124	262	simpler
	999	0	0	0	1998	simplest
	65	65	67	67	528	better rewards

• For people who find the previous section confusing, here is a simple summary.
  • The fastest possible way to get the Wossname is to kill one enemy, then do the first side quest, then kill one more enemy, then do the second side quest, then kill one more enemy, then do the third side quest, then kill 124 enemies on the battlefield. Then repeat that for the other side.
  • Nearly as fast but somewhat simpler is to kill 7 enemies, then do all 3 of your side's side quests, then kill 124 enemies. Then repeat that for the other side.
  • The simplest possible way to get it is to kill 999 enemies without completing any side quests - though this takes significantly longer, it allows gaining more stats and collecting more items, including those dropped by the Heroes among the frat and hippy armies.
  • The fourth row on the table is the fastest way to get the Wossname while having each side do the other side's quests, which give better rewards. That is, by doing the 3 Frat Boy side quests as a hippy, while doing the 3 Hippy side quests as a Frat Boy. The total kill counts for each side should be 65 (then do 1st side quest), 195 (2nd), 463 (3rd) and 999.
  • It is also possible to get almost all of the better rewards in 161 fewer turns by foregoing the MP healing reward from the nuns by completing the Arena and Nun quests on the "correct" sides:

Player dressed as	Side	Turns (0)	Side-quest 1	Turns (1)	Side-quest 2	Turns (2)	Side-quest 3	Turns (3)	Total turns on this side	Total
Fratboy	1	Arena	33	Orchard	99	Farm	67	200	367
Hippy	1	Nuns	33	Lighthouse	33	Junkyard	100	167

The total kill counts for this method are:

As a fratboy: 1 (1st), 67 (2nd), 463 (3rd), 999

As a hippie: 1 (1st), 67 (2nd), 199 (3rd), 999

• If you know you overshot your kill count by one (for any but the last kill), you can get back on track by killing one more enemy.
• There used to be a bug that caused the War Frat Streaker to count as a hippy, not a frat boy, advancing the wrong side of the battlefield. This was fixed on July 29, 2007.
• A convenient way to keep track of the number of battles you have fought on each side is to use the kill statistics of a familiar. Keep in mind that the familiar kill count will increase by one for each fight you win; it does not depend on the number of side-quests you may have completed.
• Another convenient way to keep track is to use a buff spell or skill that takes little MP and gives a lot of adventures for the buff. Any of the class-specific level 0 buffs will work for this.
• There is a greasemonkey script to make counting easier - it displays kills for you. Many people have reported issues with this script, so don't rely solely on using it.

References

• "Wossname" is a British placeholder name (a variation of "whatsitsname") used when you can't remember what something's called.

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers
• Mysticality Modifiers
• Moxie Modifiers
• Items from Monsters
• Meat from Monsters
• Eleven

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War Medal
Hippy Victory	Frat Boy Victory
Red Balloon of Valor	Uranium Omega of Temperance
Purple Horseshoe of Honor	Lead Zeta of Chastity
Blue Diamond of Honesty	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility
Green Clover of Justice	Zinc Delta of Tranquility
Yellow Moon of Compassion	Nickel Gamma of Frugality
Orange Star of Sacrifice	Iron Beta of Industry
Pink Heart of Spirit	Copper Alpha of Sincerity
Destroying both armies
Order of the Silver Wossname