Oscus

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Oscus
Monster ID	696
Locations	The Heap: Deep Enough to Dive
Hit Points	6500
Attack	500
Defense	450
No-Hit	510
Initiative	200
Meat	None
Phylum	hobo
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder, Oscus's dumpster waders, Oscus's flypaper pants, Oscus's garbage can lid, Oscus's pelt, Oscus's neverending soda, Wand of Oscus, jar of fermented pickle juice, Garbage-covered Rags
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Oscus

You climb into the dumpster and close the lid over your head. As your eyes adjust to the darkness, you see a filthy-looking hobo glaring at you from the other end of the dumpster.

"Didn't you read the sign? This is my property." he says.

"Oh yeah? And who are you, exactly?" you reply.

"Who am I? WHO AM I!?" the hobo shouts. "I am Oscus! The Hegemon of the Heap! The Warlord of Waste! The Regent of Refuse!"

"Okay, okay, I get i..."

"The Duke of Detritus! The Lord of the Landfill! The Tzar of Trash! The..."

You figure the best way to stop this speech is to hit him.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He picks up a bag full of garbage and hurls it at you, but he throws like a stupid girl, so it comes nowhere near you.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire some jars of fermented pickle juice (?% chance)*

An item drops: Oscus's flypaper pants (???% chance)*

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

An item drops: Oscus's dumpster waders (???% chance)*

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

An item drops: Wand of Oscus (???% chance)*

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

An item drops: Oscus's garbage can lid (???% chance)*

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

An item drops: Oscus's pelt (???% chance)*

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

An item drops: Oscus's neverending soda (???% chance)*

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

You acquire a clan trophy:

Garbage-covered Rags

You gain ~125 <substat>.

Notes

• The gas cloud attack doubles in intensity every round.

References

• Oscus, his multiple titles and his artifacts are a reference to Orcus from D&D.
• ... combined with trash-loving Oscar the Grouch.