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==Description==
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|'''Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision''' is a sidequest in the [[Mysterious Island Quest]]. Bandits from [[The Themthar Hills]] have stolen all the meat from the nunnery, and the nuns need your help getting it back. The nunnery is initially only be accessed while wearing the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]. It becomes available while wearing the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]] after a sufficient number of Hippies have been killed.
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==Tasks==
*Visit the nunnery and talk to one of the nuns. She'll tell you about the bandits.
*Go to [[The Themthar Hills]] and start fighting bandits. They drop thousands of meat, but don't get too excited. Any meat you win will be collected by the nuns at the end of battle.
*The bandits have stolen 100,000 meat in total. You can tell how much you've collected by the message at the end of battle:
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|colspan="2" |Sister <name> approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says.
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!0-24,999 meat:
|"Almost all of the Meat is still in the hands of those bandits -- please continue your efforts!"
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!25,000-49,999 meat:
|"You've recovered a good portion of the stolen Meat, but there's still plenty left."
|-
!50,000-74,999 meat:
|"You've recovered more than half of what was stolen, Adventurer! It won't be long now!"
|-
!75,000-99,999 meat:
||"You're almost done! It won't be long now until all of the Meat is recovered!"
|-
!100,000 meat:
|"I think this is the last of it! However can we repay you for your assistance?"
|}


'''Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision''' is part of the expanded [[The (Big) Mysterious Island of Mystery|Mysterious Island of Mystery]] in the [[Mysterious Island Quest]]. The area contains the nunnery itself and [[The Themthar Hills]] where meat can be recovered from bandits.
*Anything that [[Meat_from_Monsters|increase meat drops]] will make this quest go more quickly.
*Once you recover all 100,000 meat, the nuns will thank you and ask how they can help.
**As a Hippy, they will heal up to 1000 HP up to three times a day.
**As a Frat Boy, they will heal up to 1000 HP and 1000 MP up to three times a day.
==Text==
''Visiting the nunnery without wearing soldier fatigues:''
:"Sorry, Adventurer, but we're in the middle of something of a crisis, here, and we're waiting for the soldiers to come help us."
''Visiting the nunnery in war fatigues:''
:"Oh, thank Heavens you've arrived! We need help, soldier! Most desperately!"


As with other parts of the [[Mysterious Island Quest]], the area can initially only be accessed in one of the war outfits. It becomes available wearing the other war outfit after a sufficient number of combatants have been killed.
:"Calm down, calm down," you say, "what's the problem?"


It is initially available to those wearing the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]. Attempting to reach the area in the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]] before a sufficient number of hippies have been killed gives the message:
:"This morning, when Sister Medulla went to put the daily donation deposit in our safe, she found that it was empty! Those filthy, thieving, dirty rotten bandits from the Themthar Hills have stolen all of our Meat!


''You can't make it through the horde of hippies to get to the Nunnery.''
:We'd be ever so grateful if you'd get it back for us."
''After collecting all 100,000 meat in [[War Hippy Fatigues]]:''
:Sister <name> approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "I think this is the last of it! However can we repay you for your assistance?"


The area can be reached without an outfit, but speaking to a Nun will give the message:
:"Well," you say, "it would really help the war effort if your convent could serve as a hospital for our wounded troops."


"Sorry, Adventurer, but we're in the middle of something of a crisis, here, and we're waiting for the soldiers to come help us."
:"Consider it done," she says. "Stop by whenever you need healing, and we'll be glad to assist you."
''Subsequent visits:''
:"Hello, weary Adventurer! Please, allow us to tend to your wounds."
''After collecting all 100,000 meat in [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]:''
:Sister <name> approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "I think this is the last of it! However can we repay you for your assistance?"


"Well," you say, "it would really help the war effort if your convent could serve as a massage parlor. Y'know... to help our troops relax."


 
:"Consider it done," she says, winking. "Stop by whenever you're feeling tense, and one of our sisters will take care of you."
===To receive the quest===
''Subsequent visits:''
 
:"Adventurer! You look so... so tense! Please, allow us to use our skilled hands to give you a refreshing massage."
Speak to a Nun in an appropriate outfit:
 
"Oh, thank Heavens you've arrived! We need help, soldier! Most desperately!"
 
"Calm down, calm down," you say, "what's the problem?"
 
"This morning, when Sister Medulla went to put the daily donation deposit in our safe, she found that it was empty! Those filthy, thieving, dirty rotten bandits from the Themthar Hills have stolen all of our Meat!
 
We'd be ever so grateful if you'd get it back for us."
 
===To complete the mini-quest===
Adventure in [[The Themthar Hills]] in the appropriate outfit. Each time you defeat a monster, the nuns will take the meat dropped until you have recovered 100,000 meat (tbc).
 
Each time you win a fight, the monster will drop meat and then a random Nun will take it, with a different message depending upon the amount collected:
 
====0-24,999 meat collected====
 
Sister $Name approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "Almost all of the Meat is still in the hands of those bandits -- please continue your efforts!"
 
====25,000-49,999 meat collected====
 
Sister $Name approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "You've recovered a good portion of the stolen Meat, but there's still plenty left."
 
====50,000-74,999 meat collected====
 
Sister $Name approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "You've recovered more than half of what was stolen, Adventurer! It won't be long now!"
 
====75,000-99,999 meat collected====
 
Sister $Name approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "You're almost done! It won't be long now until all of the Meat is recovered!"
 
===When the quest is completed===
When all of the meat (100,000?) has been recovered, the message at the end of the combat is:
 
Sister $Name approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "I think this is the last of it! However can we repay you for your assistance?"
:<i>As Hippy:</i>
"Well," you say, "it would really help the war effort if your convent could serve as a hospital for our wounded troops."
 
"Consider it done," she says. "Stop by whenever you need healing, and we'll be glad to assist you."
:<i>As Fratboy:</i>
quot;Well," you say, "it would really help the war effort if your convent could serve as a massage parlor. Y'know... to help our troops relax."
 
"Consider it done," she says, winking. "Stop by whenever you're feeling tense, and one of our sisters will take care of you."
 
Attempting to adventure in [[The Themthar Hills]] after the meat is recovered gives the message:
 
You've already retrieved all of the stolen Meat
 
===After completing the mini-quest===
 
"Hello, weary Adventurer! Please, allow us to tend to your wounds."
 
*The nuns will now restore all of your HP for free three times per day.
*Apparently, the nuns will heal a maximum of 1000 HP per visit.
*Afterwards, when you attempt to visit, they will say that all sisters are busy today, and to return tomorrow.
 
:<i>Or if completed as a frat boy</i>
"Adventurer! You look so... so tense! Please, allow us to use our skilled hands to give you a refreshing massage."
 
*Apparently, the nuns will heal a maximum of 1000 MP per visit.
 
==References==
==References==
*The nuns at the church/field hospital are named after parts of the brain.
*The nuns at the church/field hospital are named after parts of the brain.

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Description

Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision is a sidequest in the Mysterious Island Quest. Bandits from The Themthar Hills have stolen all the meat from the nunnery, and the nuns need your help getting it back. The nunnery is initially only be accessed while wearing the War Hippy Fatigues. It becomes available while wearing the Frat Warrior Fatigues after a sufficient number of Hippies have been killed.

Tasks

  • Visit the nunnery and talk to one of the nuns. She'll tell you about the bandits.
  • Go to The Themthar Hills and start fighting bandits. They drop thousands of meat, but don't get too excited. Any meat you win will be collected by the nuns at the end of battle.
  • The bandits have stolen 100,000 meat in total. You can tell how much you've collected by the message at the end of battle:
Sister <name> approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says.
0-24,999 meat: "Almost all of the Meat is still in the hands of those bandits -- please continue your efforts!"
25,000-49,999 meat: "You've recovered a good portion of the stolen Meat, but there's still plenty left."
50,000-74,999 meat: "You've recovered more than half of what was stolen, Adventurer! It won't be long now!"
75,000-99,999 meat: "You're almost done! It won't be long now until all of the Meat is recovered!"
100,000 meat: "I think this is the last of it! However can we repay you for your assistance?"
  • Anything that increase meat drops will make this quest go more quickly.
  • Once you recover all 100,000 meat, the nuns will thank you and ask how they can help.
    • As a Hippy, they will heal up to 1000 HP up to three times a day.
    • As a Frat Boy, they will heal up to 1000 HP and 1000 MP up to three times a day.

Text

Visiting the nunnery without wearing soldier fatigues:

"Sorry, Adventurer, but we're in the middle of something of a crisis, here, and we're waiting for the soldiers to come help us."

Visiting the nunnery in war fatigues:

"Oh, thank Heavens you've arrived! We need help, soldier! Most desperately!"
"Calm down, calm down," you say, "what's the problem?"
"This morning, when Sister Medulla went to put the daily donation deposit in our safe, she found that it was empty! Those filthy, thieving, dirty rotten bandits from the Themthar Hills have stolen all of our Meat!
We'd be ever so grateful if you'd get it back for us."

After collecting all 100,000 meat in War Hippy Fatigues:

Sister <name> approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "I think this is the last of it! However can we repay you for your assistance?"
"Well," you say, "it would really help the war effort if your convent could serve as a hospital for our wounded troops."
"Consider it done," she says. "Stop by whenever you need healing, and we'll be glad to assist you."

Subsequent visits:

"Hello, weary Adventurer! Please, allow us to tend to your wounds."

After collecting all 100,000 meat in Frat Warrior Fatigues:

Sister <name> approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "I think this is the last of it! However can we repay you for your assistance?"

"Well," you say, "it would really help the war effort if your convent could serve as a massage parlor. Y'know... to help our troops relax."

"Consider it done," she says, winking. "Stop by whenever you're feeling tense, and one of our sisters will take care of you."

Subsequent visits:

"Adventurer! You look so... so tense! Please, allow us to use our skilled hands to give you a refreshing massage."

References

  • The nuns at the church/field hospital are named after parts of the brain.
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