Overdone flame-broiled meat blob

You're fighting an overdone flame-broiled meat blob

You are suddenly ambushed by a giant char-grilled meat blob. It bobs up and down menacingly, a blackened hulk of semi-charcoal out for vengeance. It isn't rare to encounter these things, and it'd be well done of you to get rid of it.

It summons two demons - one looks like a large beverage, the other some levitating, bearded carton of french fries - and they lay the smack down. Argh! (hot damage)

It spatters you with hot fat. It's like that one time you cooked bacon in the nude. You in the nude, that is. Not the bacon. Oof! (hot damage)

It assaults you with a barrage of non-sequitur stoner humor. You're confused, but unhurt.

It tries to spatter you with hot fat, but you nimbly leap aside.

You gain 21−22 Meat

You acquire meat pastes

You acquire meat pastes

You acquire meat pastes

You gain 1 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Haunted Pantry.

References

• The combat text describing the beverage and french fries gives this monster a resemblance to "Meatwad" from the cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who lives with Master Shake (a beverage) and Frylock (a carton of french fries).
• The attack message which mentions "non-sequitur stoner humor", probably refers to how bizarrely absurd Aqua Teen Hunger Force can be.