Oyster Egg Day

It's Oyster Egg Day!
The Enchanted Flying Oyster came last night and hid his magical eggs all over the Kingdom!

Grab a basket at the Market and go egg-hunting!

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On Oyster Egg Day, by equipping an oyster basket, participants can collect a number of differently decorated eggs hidden in various locations about the Kingdom. When a player stumbles across an oyster egg, it does not "cost" him or her an adventure.

The drop location for individual Oyster eggs changes from time to time, and is listed on the individual Oyster Egg Day pages (see below). When you find an egg, you randomly get a special message from the "You Find an Oyster Egg" Messages listed below.

As you collect more and more eggs, they become harder to find.

Dates

• Oyster Egg Day I: March 27, 2005 (Starch 2)
• Oyster Egg Day II: July 09, 2005 (April 2)
• Oyster Egg Day III: October 13, 2005 (April 2)
• Oyster Egg Day IV: January 17, 2006 (April 2)
• Oyster Egg Day V (St. Sneaky Pete's Oyster Day): April 16, 2006 (Starch 3)
• Oyster Egg Day VI: April 23, 2006 (April 2)
• Oyster Egg Day VII: July 28, 2006 (April 2)
• Oyster Egg Day VIII: November 1, 2006 (April 2)
• Oyster Egg Day IX: February 5, 2007 (April 2)
• Oyster Egg Day X: April 8, 2007 (Boozember 8) (predicted)

Special Items

• oyster basket (tisket & tasket), available at The Market on Oyster Egg Day
• Oyster Eggs

Item Effects

Oyster Eggs are separated into both color and pattern: plastic oyster eggs are combat items; the rest are usable items.

All non-plastic oyster eggs use up one Spleen point when consumed, so no more than 15 can be used per day (unless you have Spleen of Steel, in which case you can consume up to 20). See Spleentacular Items.

Color	Plastic Combat Item	Striped Gain Muscle	Paisley Gain Mysticality	Polka-Dot Gain Moxie
Black Gain Meat	black plastic oyster egg +300-400 Meat	black striped oyster egg Egg-stortionary Tactics (20) +11-15 Fortitude	black paisley oyster egg Egg-stortionary Tactics (20) +11-15 Enchantedness	black polka-dot oyster egg Egg-stortionary Tactics (20) +11-15 Roguishness
Blue Restore MP	blue plastic oyster egg +31-35 MP	blue striped oyster egg +31-35 MP +11-15 Fortitude	blue paisley oyster egg +31-35 MP +11-15 Enchantedness	blue polka-dot oyster egg +31-35 MP +11-15 Roguishness
Lavender Gain Moxie	lavender plastic oyster egg 35-50 damage	lavender striped oyster egg +11-15 Roguishness +11-15 Fortitude	lavender paisley oyster egg +11-15 Roguishness +11-15 Enchantedness	lavender polka-dot oyster egg +22-30 Roguishness
Mauve Gain Mysticality	mauve plastic oyster egg 35-50 damage	mauve striped oyster egg +11-15 Enchantedness +11-15 Fortitude	mauve paisley oyster egg +22-30 Enchantedness	mauve polka-dot oyster egg +11-15 Enchantedness +11-15 Roguishness
Off-White Gain Items	off-white plastic oyster egg -7 monster level Slows monster attack	off-white striped oyster egg Eggs-tra Sensory Perception (20) +11-15 Fortitude	off-white paisley oyster egg Eggs-tra Sensory Perception (20) +11-15 Enchantedness	off-white polka-dot oyster egg Eggs-tra Sensory Perception (20) +11-15 Roguishness
Puce Gain Muscle	puce plastic oyster egg 35-50 damage	puce striped oyster egg +22-30 Fortitude	puce paisley oyster egg +11-15 Fortitude +11-15 Enchantedness	puce polka-dot oyster egg +11-15 Fortitude +11-15 Roguishness
Red Restore HP	red plastic oyster egg +31-35 HP	red striped oyster egg +31-35 HP +11-15 Fortitude	red paisley oyster egg +31-35 HP +11-15 Enchantedness	red polka-dot oyster egg +31-35 HP +11-15 Roguishness
Yellow Stat Effect	yellow plastic oyster egg Egg-stra Arm or Egg-headedness or Egg-cellent Vocabulary (20)	yellow striped oyster egg +11-15 Fortitude Egg-stra Arm (20)	yellow paisley oyster egg +11-15 Enchantedness Egg-headedness (20)	yellow polka-dot oyster egg +11-15 Roguishness Egg-cellent Vocabulary (20)

"You Find an Oyster Egg" Messages

• You find an Oyster egg, atop a huge X that has been painted on the ground, for some reason.
• You find an Oyster egg, behind a furnace.
• You find an Oyster egg, behind a stack of questionable men's magazines.
• You find an Oyster egg, behind a toilet. Eeeeew.
• You find an Oyster egg, behind Curtain #3.
• You find an Oyster egg, behind the ear of a startled-looking Knob Goblin teenager.
• You find an Oyster egg, carefully hidden in your own pants.
• You find an Oyster egg, down by a crick. Er, a creek.
• You find an Oyster egg, hidden behind a stack of old newspapers.
• You find an Oyster egg, hidden in a pile of dryer lint.
• You find an Oyster egg, hidden in a pile of other, less interesting eggs.
• You find an Oyster egg, in a huge box labeled 'Oyster eggs. Do not touch.'
• You find an Oyster egg, in a plain brown wrapper, in somebody else's mailbox.
• You find an Oyster egg, in an old shoebox, next to the skeleton of a gerbil.
• You find an Oyster egg, in between the spokes of a baby carriage wheel.
• You find an Oyster egg, in plain sight.
• You find an Oyster egg, in the freezer section of a nearby grocery store.
• You find an Oyster egg, in the pocket of somebody's bathrobe.
• You find an Oyster egg, inside a loaf of bread.
• You find an Oyster egg, inside a pumpkin. What was that pumpkin doing there?
• You find an Oyster egg, inside a stuffed animal, which did not survive the egg-removal operation.
• You find an Oyster egg, next to something that's either a coyote or a goose. You can't tell which.
• You find an Oyster egg, taped under the lid of a nearby wastebasket.
• You find an Oyster egg, under a bed. Of flowers.
• You find an Oyster egg, under a boardwalk. Down by the sea.
• You find an Oyster egg, under the cushions of an inexplicable couch.
• You find an Oyster egg, underneath a fireman's hat. That was lying on the ground.
• You find an Oyster egg, underneath a sleeping Frat Boy.
• You find an Oyster egg, underneath an annoyed-looking Lavatory Troll.

References

• The use of the "word" crick could be a reference to the use of misspellings of words in poems. "Crick" is also the pronunciation of "creek" in some American English dialects.
• The "boardwalk" message refers to the lyrics of the oft-covered Drifters song "Under the Boardwalk."
• Finding the egg in a loaf of bread may be a reference to a TV Funhouse episode "Christmas Day" featuring a segment titled "Places to Look for Christmas Presents". One of the locations of a Christmas present was "inside a loaf of bread".
• The "inexplicable couch" is a reference to "Life, The Universe and Everything" by Douglas Adams, in which Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect escape from prehistoric earth on a piece of Space/Time jetsam in the form of a sofa.