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He transfixes you with his crucifix. No, not as in "mesmerize," as in "impale."{{ouch|2}} | He transfixes you with his crucifix. No, not as in "mesmerize," as in "impale."{{ouch|2}} | ||
He squirts you with holy water, which appears to have curdled to unholy water over the years. {{ouch|3}} | |||
|miss=He tries to transfix you with his crucifix, but you're immune to such trix. | |miss=He tries to transfix you with his crucifix, but you're immune to such trix. | ||
Revision as of 04:44, 28 November 2007
| Padre Cadáver | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 637 |
| Locations | every 25-35 adventures on El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Moxie - 3 (cap at 10 000) |
| Defense | Muscle - 3 (cap at 10 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | purple corpsel (below level 5), corpsetini (level 5 and above) |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting El Padre CadáverThis is the legendary Padre Cadáver (literally the "Corpse Priest"). Legend has it that he died during a wedding ceremony that went horrendously awry. When the groom failed to show up, the bride got drunk, ripped off her clothes, and jumped into the whitewater rapids for an ill-fated attempt at skinnydipping. The Padre was so shocked (or titillated) by her behavior that he suffered a fatal heart attack.
Remember, kids, you can't anagram "pulmonary infarction" without "fun!"
Hit Message(s):
He swings his incensor around and hits you with it. Needless to say, you're incensed. Ow! Ooh! Eek!
He swings his incensor around and hits you with it. Needless to say, you're incensed. Ouch! Ugh! Ooh!
He garottes you with his rosary. It's sacriligiously painful. Ooh! Argh!
He transfixes you with his crucifix. No, not as in "mesmerize," as in "impale."Eek! Argh!
He squirts you with holy water, which appears to have curdled to unholy water over the years. Ouch! Ooh! Ow!
He performs a lengthy exorcism on you, with much splashing of holy water and reading from holy texts. Since you're not possessed, it's pretty ineffectual, until you inhale some of the holy water and have a percussive coughing fit. Ugh! Oof!
He tries to transfix you with his crucifix, but you're immune to such trix.
He tries to hit you with his incensor, but you've got the sense to dodge.
He squirts you with holy water, but you're not a vampire, so it doesn't hurt.
He tries to garotte you with his rosary, but you're immune to sacrilege-based damage.
He performs a lengthy exorcism on you, with much splashing of holy water and reading from holy texts. Since you're not possessed, it's pretty ineffectual. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: corpsetini |
| You gain some <substat>. |
Occurs at random locations during the El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos.
