Parseable Equipment Statistics

name	type	statflat[0]	statflat[1]	statflat[2]	statpercent[0]	statpercent[1]	statpercent[2]	item	meat	stats	monlvl	hp	mp	power	spelldmg	meleedmg	rangeddmg	damage[1]	damage[2]	damage[3]	damage[4]	damage[5]	eltspelldmg[1]	eltspelldmg[2]	eltspelldmg[3]	eltspelldmg[4]	eltspelldmg[5]	resist[1]	resist[2]	resist[3]	resist[4]	resist[5]	dmgabsorb	dmgreduct	isshield	delevels	castcost	hprestore	mprestore	weight	initiative	combatfreq	critical	fumble	advs	req	reqstat	ranged	hand	itemid	descid	weapondesc	notes	Other
(None)	weapon
1-ball	offhand	0	1900	421866649																							5
1337 7r0uZ0RZ	pants	110	542	141975542		40	"Mox"			6		-3
2-ball	offhand	0	1901	340092063																									(damage[2]: 5) (eltspelldmg[2]: 5)
25-meat staff	weapon	70	1467	325365981	"2-handed staff"	20	"Mus"	1	2
3-ball	offhand	0	1902	479653838																									(damage[3]: 5) (eltspelldmg[3]: 5)
4-ball	offhand	0	1903	539713201																									(damage[5]: 5) (eltspelldmg[5]: 5)
5-Alarm Saucepan	weapon	50	57	695837819	"1-handed saucepan"	10	"Mus"	1	1		7
5-ball	offhand	0	1904	933771260																									(damage[1]: 5) (eltspelldmg[1]: 5)
6-ball	offhand	0	1905	399524070																									(damage[4]: 5) (eltspelldmg[4]: 5)
7-Foot Dwarven mattock	weapon	80	362	979636979	"2-handed axe"	25	"Mus"	1	2																				(delevels: "hit")
9-ball	offhand		1940	963743153																		5	5
acid-squirting flower	accessory		430	265830726		10	"Mys"
acoustic guitarrr	weapon	100	404	192841141	"2-handed guitar"	35	"Mox"	2	2								0.02
alpha-mail pants	pants	140	1484	143373243		55	"Mox"
amulet of extreme plot significance	accessory		594	176565081		35	"Mys"														30
Ancient Saucehelm	hat	50	153	225252938		10	"Mox"				7
anniversary balloon	offhand	0	1214	938524663					1
antique greaves	pants	200	1929	663847281		85	"Mus"																				-10
antique helmet	hat	200	1930	562915321		85	"Mus"																				-10		(resist[3]: 3)
antique shield	offhand	230	1932	402260767		85	"Mus"																			15	-10		(isshield: 1)
antique spear	weapon	200	1931	304092230	"1-handed spear"	85	"Mus"	1	1																		-30		(delevels: "hit")
arrow'd heart balloon	offhand	0	1459	653803530					1
arrrgyle socks	accessory		487	346364457		20	"Mys"				6
arse-shooting crossbow	weapon	160	929	24291169	"2-handed crossbow"	65	"Mox"	2	2	15	15	15
asbestos crossbow	weapon	110	383	377418543	"2-handed crossbow"	40	"Mox"	2	2	5		7
asbestos helmet turtle	hat	80	390	395437933		25	"Mox"																						(resist[1]: 1)
asbestos staff	weapon	100	382	185789106	"2-handed staff"	35	"Mus"	1	2		7	5
asbestos sword	weapon	120	381	529280790	"2-handed sword"	45	"Mus"	1	2	7	5
Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	shirt	15	692	948318971							5
asparagus knife	weapon	15	19	889193761	"1-handed knife"			1	1																				(damage[4]: 1)
asshat	hat	30	638	969983593																									(damage[5]: 1) (resist[4]: 1)
automatic catapult	weapon	150	1474	415856720	"2-handed autopult"	60	"Mox"	2	2
baconstone bracelet	accessory		717	804831559		10	"Mys"				2																		(castcost: -1)
baconstone earring	accessory		715	182599034		10	"Mys"				5										10
baconstone pendant	accessory		716	374449878		10	"Mys"				4											10
baconstone ring	accessory		718	308696084		10	"Mys"			3	5	2
badass belt	accessory		677	560508688		35	"Mys"			5	5	5
balaclava	hat	50	889	410434849		10	"Mox"																						(resist[2]: 1)
balloon helmet	hat	50	434	406449839		10	"Mox"																		20
balloon sword	weapon	50	435	856145902	"1-handed sword"	10	"Mus"	1	1														-2						(fumble: -1)
bamboo bokuto	weapon	100	1466	578565532	"1-handed sword"	35	"Mus"	1	1
Baron Von Ratsworth's money clip	accessory		1313	147167320													0.15
Baron Von Ratsworth's monocle	accessory		1312	442211696												0.1
Baron Von Ratsworth's tophat	hat	75	1314	828584278		22	"Mox"			5	5	5
barskin hat	hat	25	72	435786424						1
basic meat crossbow	weapon	40	111	924348153	"2-handed crossbow"	5	"Mox"	2	2			1
basic meat fez	hat	45	770	626433571		7	"Mox"				1	2
basic meat foon	offhand	0	774	966689856		10	"Mus"				3											3							(resist[1]: 1)
basic meat helmet	hat	40	95	198198975		5	"Mox"			1
basic meat kilt	pants	40	1277	343077782		5	"Mox"					1
basic meat pants	pants	40	94	606216746		5	"Mox"					1
basic meat skirt	pants	40	1275	121934420		5	"Mox"					1
basic meat spork	weapon	45	773	449699306	"1-handed utensil"	7	"Mus"	1	1	3													3
basic meat staff	weapon	40	110	871109805	"2-handed staff"	5	"Mus"	1	2		1
basic meat sword	weapon	40	93	156350201	"2-handed sword"	5	"Mus"	1	2	1
batblade	weapon	110	494	632654221	"1-handed knife"	40	"Mus"	1	1														15
beer goggles	accessory		444	466168415
bejeweled accordion strap	accessory		517	186323285
big red clown nose	accessory		449	979704378		10	"Mys"													7
big stick	weapon	10	108	908197047	"2-handed staff"			1	2
Bigger Bugfinder Blade	weapon	200	235	198004428	"2-handed sword"	85	"Mus"	1	2	11	11	11
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	weapon	150	1469	715046791	"2-handed polearm?"	60	"Mus"	1	2
Bjorn's Hammer	weapon	50	32	591526612	"1-handed club"	10	"Mus"	1	1	7
bling-bling	accessory		96	389032855		7	"Mys"					1
bloody clown pants	pants	50	432	338249118		10	"Mox"																						(damage[3]: 3)
blue ribbon	accessory		1689	502744134																5
blue traffic cone	hat	60	1495	219278794		15	"Mox"					3																	(resist[1]: 2)
Bonerdagon necklace	accessory		1248	226168903		25	"Mys"			5		5															30
Boris's ring	accessory		287	184574890		25	"Mys"			10
Boss Bat bling	accessory		1250	994189224		17	"Mys"			3		3
Boss Bat britches	pants	65	1249	944109874		17	"Mox"					5
bow staff	weapon	100	943	185309304	"2-handed staff"	35	"Mus"	1	2		5												3
bowlegged pants	pants	100	944	167291690		35	"Mox"					5
bowler	hat	100	942	572095636		35	"Mox"			5
box	offhand	0	427	670936993													0.01
box-in-the-box	offhand	0	445	511220204													0.02
box-in-the-box-in-the-box	offhand	0	447	617590920													0.03
broken sword	weapon	135	1934	318790657	"1-handed sword"	52	"Mus"	1	1																				(resist[3]: 2)
bubble bauble bow	weapon	80	1711	283925214	"2-handed bow"	20	"Mox"	2	2		2	3				.05
bubblewrap crossbow	weapon	60	1683	328381623	"2-handed crossbow"	15	"Mox"	2	2		2	3
bubblewrap staff	weapon	60	1682	130937139	"2-handed staff"	15	"Mus"	1	2	2	3
bubblewrap sword	weapon	60	1681	668833593	"1-handed sword"	15	"Mus"	1	1	3		2
buffalo blade	weapon	120	1740	153010514	"2-handed sword"	45	"Mus"	1	2	5																			(damage[1]: 3) (damage[5]: 2)
bugbear beanie	hat	30	169	777889593
bugbear bungguard	pants	30	79	426478400
bugbear-smiting sword	weapon	150	892	45852585	"2-handed sword"	60	"Mus"	1	2	10													10
Bugfinder Blade	weapon	180	116	606633733	"2-handed sword"	75	"Mus"	1	2	7	7	7																	(resist[1]: 1)
bum cheek	hat	20	566	523641844																									(resist[4]: 1)
can cannon	weapon	75	1714	941230258	"2-handed crossbow"	20	"Mox"	2	2			3							3				3
can of fake snow	weapon	100	1403	405963757	"1-handed can"	35	"Mox"	2	1																				(damage[2]: 5)
can of maces	weapon	50	291	715613470	"1-handed club"	10	"Mox"	2	1														2						(resist[5]: 1)
Cape of the Goblin King	accessory		1245	711234565		20	"Mys"					7
cardboard crossbow	weapon	60	1688	214072075	"2-handed crossbow"	15	"Mox"	2	2			3											3
cardboard katana	weapon	30	1779	388815462	"1-handed sword"			1	1														2
cardboard staff	weapon	60	1680	807811088	"2-handed staff"	15	"Mus"	1	2		3												3
cardboard sword	weapon	60	1679	248081636	"1-handed sword"	15	"Mus"	1	1	3													3
cardboard wakizashi	weapon	30	1921	416618046	"1-handed sword"			1	1																	2
carob cannon	weapon	135	1736	738818344	"2-handed crossbow"	45	"Mox"	2	2			7																	(damage[4]: 5) (advs: 3)
Cat-Herding Prod	accessory		1667	593197308						15	15	15
cement shoes	accessory		796	18847473		35	"Mys"				20	20
Cerebral Cloche	hat	90	1615	845589896		30	"Mox"														15
Cerebral Crossbow	weapon	90	1617	724221259	"1-handed crossbow"	30	"Mox"	2	1																				(damage[2]: 3) (damage[3]: 3) (damage[5]: 3)
Cerebral Culottes	pants	90	1616	325818946		30	"Mox"				10
chain-mail monokini	pants	30	1480	122251510
charrrm bracelet	accessory		413	179192700		20	"Mys"					5
cheap plastic bottle opener	weapon	30	1045	140318770	"1-handed utensil"			1	1																				(damage[5]: 2)
chef's hat	hat	30	293	547395764							2
chintzy accordion pin	accessory		1946	552567580							6	12
chintzy disco ball pendant	accessory		1945	136822028						6		12
chintzy noodle ring	accessory		1943	878581401						6	12
chintzy saucepan earring	accessory		1944	269486956							12	6
chintzy seal pendant	accessory		1941	777410730						12		6
chintzy turtle brooch	accessory		1942	867792428						12	6
chopsticks	weapon	75	1490	499971758	"1-handed utensil"	23	"Mus"	1	1													12					20
chrome crossbow	weapon	120	386	152287571	"2-handed crossbow"	45	"Mox"	2	2			7																	(advs: 3)
chrome helmet turtle	hat	120	392	862749339		45	"Mox"			5	5	5
chrome staff	weapon	110	385	637033474	"2-handed staff"	40	"Mus"	1	2		7																		(advs: 3)
chrome sword	weapon	100	384	834797074	"2-handed sword"	35	"Mus"	1	2	7																			(advs: 3)
Cloaca-Cola fatigues	pants	30	1328	838309344							3
Cloaca-Cola helmet	hat	30	1331	718230343																					10
Cloaca-Cola shield	offhand	75	1327	278938472							1															4			(isshield: 1)
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	weapon	30	1340	536353074	"1-handed knife"			1	1
clockwork crossbow	weapon	80	1912	928831173	"1-handed crossbow"	25	"Mox"	2	1															10					(delevels: "crit") (critical: 3)
clockwork detective skull	offhand	0	1108	402948759		25	"Mox"
clockwork hat	hat	80	1097	784552896		25	"Mox"																						(resist[3]: 1)
clockwork pants	pants	80	1099	781471734		25	"Mus"																				10
clockwork staff	weapon	80	1911	897448454	"2-handed staff"	25	"Mus"	1	2													10							(critical: 3)
clockwork sword	weapon	80	1910	333019307	"2-handed sword"	25	"Mus"	1	2														10						(critical: 3)
clockwork trench coat	shirt	80	1098	452265075		25	"Mus"																		15
clown hammer	weapon	10	1502	574804473	"1-handed club"			1	1
clown shoes	accessory		431	441093570		10	"Mys"														7
coconut bikini top	shirt	100	702	520243390		35	"Mus"				5
coconut shell	hat	30	1007	330145487																					1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	offhand	0	1547	255393659																		10
coffin lid	offhand	55	1613	395533477		10	"Mus"																			3			(resist[3]: 1) (isshield: 1)
cold ninja mask	hat	80	348	304413527		25	"Mox"																				15
colored-light \"necklace\"	accessory		1404	758126558		35	"Mys"														15
consolation ribbon	accessory		336	447554129						1	1	1
continuum transfunctioner	offhand	0	458	488592577
cool whip	weapon	10	634	353896186	"1-handed whip"			1	1
corn holder	weapon	20	1772	543689998	"1-handed utensil"			1	1													1
cornuthaum	hat	85	834	892345521		27	"Mox"				3	3
crazy bastard sword	weapon	75	875	762223212	"1-handed sword"	22	"Mus"	1	1	5													15						(critical: 3)
Crimbo hat	hat	100	649	275174604		35	"Mox"																						(resist[3]: 1)
Crimbo pants	pants	100	650	612336699		35	"Mox"																				30
Crimbo sword	weapon	100	648	368788103	"2-handed sword"	35	"Mus"	1	2														5
crowbarrr	weapon	80	414	359712611	"2-handed staff"	25	"Mus"	1	2																		10
Crown of the Goblin King	hat	70	313	793902065		20	"Mox"			10
curdflinger	weapon	45	1720	414700847	"1-handed crossbow"	5	"Mox"	2	1			3																	(delevels: "hit")
dead guy's watch	accessory		230	678672280		10	"Mys"																						(advs: 1)
defective skull	offhand	0	1749	449401280
demonskin trousers	pants	50	295	575092507		10	"Mox"																						(resist[1]: 2)
denim axe	weapon	120	499	875981230	"2-handed axe"	45	"Mus"	1	2	5													5
dense meat crossbow	weapon	60	1730	572944807	"2-handed crossbow"	15	"Mox"	2	2			4
dense meat staff	weapon	60	1729	141835260	"2-handed staff"	15	"Mus"	1	2		4
dense meat sword	weapon	60	1728	952798241	"2-handed sword"	15	"Mus"	1	2	4
detective skull	offhand	0	178	508285829		15	"Mox"
diamond-studded cane	weapon	60	472	548835025	"1-handed club"	15	"Mus"	1	1			5
dirty hobo gloves	accessory		565	215791907																									(damage[4]: 2)
disbelief suspenders	accessory		880	199952990		10	"Mys"																						(resist[5]: 1)
Disco 'Fro Pick	hat	50	154	674402305		10	"Mox"					7
disco ball	weapon	10	10	371973562	"1-handed disco ball"		"Mox"	2	1
Disco Banjo	weapon	50	54	244279521	"2-handed banjo"	10	"Mox"	2	2			7
disco mask	hat	10	9	449052630
disembodied smile	accessory		1361	451451982																									(damage[3]: 2)
dishrag	weapon	20	1775	783397834	"1-handed whip"			1	1																				(damage[4]: 3)
Dolphin King's crown	hat	35	34	402032200		2	"Mox"			2	2	2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	weapon	35	600	999889384	"1-handed knife"	2	"Mus"	1	1														3						(damage[4]: 1)
draggin' ball hat	hat	100	541	703557673		35	"Mox"			-3		6
dripping meat crossbow	weapon	50	115	650388175	"2-handed crossbow"	10	"Mox"	2	2			2
dripping meat staff	weapon	50	114	370429104	"2-handed staff"	10	"Mus"	1	2		3
dripping meat sword	weapon	50	113	927483696	"2-handed sword"	10	"Mus"	1	2	3
drywall axe	weapon	150	555	875531094	"2-handed axe"	60	"Mus"	1	2				0.03	0.03	0.03
duck-on-a-string	weapon	100	1396	924536605	"1-handed flail"	35	"Mus"	1	1							0.05							5
dungeoneer's dungarees	pants	30	296	683547457																									(resist[1]: 1) (resist[2]: 1) (resist[3]: 1)
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	pants	30	1330	647644853							3
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	hat	30	1326	781324978																					10
Dyspepsi-Cola shield	offhand	75	1329	976658030							1															4			(isshield: 1)
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	accessory		1341	659021952																	5
easter egg balloon	offhand	0	735	787370659		35	"Mys"			5	5	5																	(resist[1]: 1)
eggbeater	weapon	25	1773	807381898	"1-handed utensil"			1	1													2
El Sombrero De Lopez	hat	50	155	156097981		10	"Mox"					7
Elder Turtle Shell	hat	50	151	602920283		10	"Mus"			7
enchanted brass knuckles	offhand	0	686	283500814		10	"Mys"																						(critical: 2)
enchanted eyepatch	hat	35	130	548096889		2	"Mox"				5
enchanted toothpick	accessory		1126	975261393		25	"Mys"															12
enchantlers	hat	115	1781	313387595		42	"Mox"																						(eltspelldmg[1]: 10)
especially homoerotic frat-paddle	weapon	150	846		"1-handed club"	60	"Mus"	1	1
exclusive ultra-rare item	accessory		651	867530968						15	15	15
eXtreme meat crossbow	weapon	60	149	274998600	"2-handed crossbow"	15	"Mox"	2	2			7
eXtreme meat staff	weapon	60	148	885693427	"2-handed staff"	15	"Mus"	1	2		7
eXtreme meat sword	weapon	60	147	465841131	"2-handed sword"	15	"Mus"	1	2	7
eXtreme mittens	accessory		399	143188181		40	"Mys"																2
eXtreme nose ring	accessory		195	872602834		10	"Mys"			4	4	4
eXtreme scarf	hat	100	355	567621068		35	"Mox"				5
eyepatch	hat	25	224	732809077								2
f3d0r4	hat	110	538	624614726		40	"Mox"					6
fake hand	offhand	0	1511	826737671
familiar-specific +5 lbs.	fameq																												(weight: 5)
fetus-smashing club	weapon	200	870	869858134	"2-handed club"	85	"Mus"	1	2
fez of etymology	hat	120	955	434649239		45	"Mox"					7
filthy corduroys	pants	60	213	404214724		15	"Mox"				3	-3
filthy hippy poncho	shirt	40	700	395838802		5	"Mus"				3
filthy knitted dread sack	hat	60	214	447628016		15	"Mox"																						(damage[4]: 3)
filthy pestle	weapon	60	1754	245093449	"1-handed utensil"	15	"Mus"	1	1													7
flaming cardboard sword	weapon	70	1706	570374647	"1-handed sword"	20	"Mus"	1	1	3													3						(damage[1]: 3)
flaming crutch	weapon	60	473	792747348	"1-handed club"	15	"Mus"	1	1																				(damage[1]: 3)
flaming talons	offhand	0	544	977754546		30	"Mys"																5						(damage[1]: 5)
floral print shirt	shirt	100	701	328500392		35	"Mus"				5
flypaper staff	weapon	80	1707	787598011	"2-handed staff"	20	"Mus"	1	2		3												3						(damage[3]: 3)
foolscap fool's cap	hat	40	448	559287877		5	"Mox"				-2	2
foon	offhand	0	772	494326139							2
foon of fearfulness	offhand	0	1762	247946167		10	"Mus"				3																		(eltspelldmg[3]: 8)
foon of fleshiness	offhand	0	1763	358096815		10	"Mus"				3																		(eltspelldmg[5]: 8)
foon of foulness	offhand	0	1761	454519135		10	"Mus"				3																		(eltspelldmg[4]: 8)
foon of frigidity	offhand	0	1760	528474352		10	"Mus"				3																		(eltspelldmg[2]: 8)
foon of fulmination	offhand	0	1759	248378997		10	"Mus"				3																		(eltspelldmg[1]: 8)
football helmet	hat	150	1479	961239745		60	"Mox"
frilly shirt	shirt	20	696	722153019							3
frilly skirt	pants	35	131	805801465		2	"Mox"
Frost™ brand sword	weapon	70	1712	849906076	"1-handed sword"	20	"Mus"	1	1	3									3										(damage[2]: 3)
frozen nunchaku	weapon	80	354	556965631	"2-handed club"	25	"Mus"	1	2														2						(damage[2]: 2)
furry kilt	pants	150	1287	955712506		60	"Mox"																						(damage[5]: 5)
furry pants	pants	150	631	243491049		60	"Mox"																						(damage[5]: 5)
furry skirt	pants	150	1286	510524733		60	"Mox"																						(damage[5]: 5)
fuzzy bracelets	accessory		928	867530969						15	15	15
ga-ga radio	weapon	125	1785	497847061	"2-handed radio"	47	"Mox"	2	2									1			20		5
gasmask	hat	50	281	992191060		10	"Mox"																						(resist[4]: 3)
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	offhand	0	1548	947111850																		10
giant cheesestick	weapon	120	1741	765175359	"2-handed staff"	45	"Mus"	1	2		5																		(eltspelldmg[5]: 11)
giant discarded bottlecap	hat	155	1690	875291892		62	"Mox"				-10															3
giant discarded plastic fork	weapon	155	1151	434938162	"3-handed staff"	62	"Mus"	1	2																		-10		(critical: 2)
giant discarded torn-up glove	pants	155	1691	306817444		62	"Mox"					-10																	(damage[4]: 5)
giant needle	weapon	150	619	595147059	"2-handed spear"	60	"Mus"	1	2										5
giant pinky ring	accessory		1351	202054250		35	"Mys"
giant stuffed bugbear	offhand	0	1199	990619054
gingham blouse	shirt	100	1371	891706686		35	"Mus"			5
Glass Balls of the Goblin King	offhand	0	1244	712302065		20	"Mys"				14
glistening staff	weapon	60	1722	928845912	"2-handed staff"	15	"Mus"	1	2		2																		(damage[5]: 3)
glowing red eye	accessory		629	445874895		60	"Mys"																						(resist[3]: 2)
gnatwing earring	accessory		505	535404782		20	"Mys"																				10
gnauga hide buckler	offhand	95	1037	540193269		30	"Mys"			3	3	3														5			(isshield: 1)
gnauga hide chaps	pants	80	1100	953712819		25	"Mox"																		30
gnauga hide kilt	pants	80	1289	690479665		25	"Mox"																		30
gnauga hide skirt	pants	80	1288	350063955		25	"Mox"																		30
gnauga hide whip	weapon	20	1032	775179030	"1-handed whip"			1	1							0.03
gnoll-tooth necklace	accessory		221	342269163		25	"Mys"			5
Gnollish autoplunger	weapon	60	127	792002723	"3-handed spear"	15	"Mus"	1	2		3
Gnollish flyswatter	weapon	35	123	476380355	"1-handed club"	2	"Mus"	1	1
Gnollish nunchaku	weapon	45	129	546223279	"2-handed club"	7	"Mus"	1	2														3
Gnollish pie server	weapon	20	1750	636892028	"1-handed utensil"			1	1													3
Gnollish plunger	weapon	35	117	342452294	"1-handed spear"	2	"Mus"	1	1
Gnollish slotted spoon	weapon	25	1751	815641597	"1-handed utensil"			1	1													3
goat beard	hat	60	329	732846764		15	"Mox"				3
Golden Mr. Accessory	accessory		792	125353						15	15	15
goofily-plumed helmet	hat	70	1476	193634363		20	"Mox"
goth kid t-shirt	shirt	100	703	487916343		35	"Mus"												5
goulauncher	weapon	100	1748	374030643	"2-handed crossbow"	35	"Mox"	2	2			4																	(damage[3]: 5)
grass blade	weapon	80	1533	562599473	"1-handed sword"	25	"Mus"	1	1														5
grass hat	hat	80	1532	173784115		25	"Mox"														10
grass skirt	pants	80	1531	761419701		25	"Mox"					5
Grateful Undead T-shirt	shirt	70	2120	924268834												0.05
grave robbing shovel	weapon	30	1673	662417315	"2-handed polearm"			1	2																		-10		(damage[3]: 5)
grease gun	weapon	65	1708	918258098	"1-handed pistol"	25	"Mox"	2	1			3											3						(damage[5]: 3)
green balloon	offhand	0	1212	472009472
green traffic cone	hat	60	1420	381637331		15	"Mox"					3																	(resist[4]: 2)
Grimacite galoshes	accessory		1544	943696283		17	"Mys"								0.25		0.25
Grimacite garter	accessory		1543	306546400		17	"Mys"							0.25								15
Grimacite glaive	weapon	125	1541	884738489	"2-handed polearm"	47	"Mus"	1	2				0.25										15
Grimacite goggles	hat	125	1540	910029669		47	"Mox"							0.25															(advs: 3)
Grimacite gorget	accessory		1545	427165547		17	"Mys"						0.25			0.25
Grimacite greaves	pants	125	1542	606374079		47	"Mox"								0.25												20
Grimacite guayabera	shirt	125	1546	136632175		47	"Mus"												25
hairy staff	weapon	135	1738	556407447	"2-handed staff"	45	"Mus"	1	2		7											7							(mprestore: 6)
halfberd	weapon	30	1123	315478075	"1-handed polearm"			1	1														2
hamethyst bracelet	accessory		713	514043373		10	"Mys"			3																			(critical: 3)
hamethyst earring	accessory		711	986856176		10	"Mys"			5										10
hamethyst necklace	accessory		712	511684768		10	"Mys"			4													5
hamethyst ring	accessory		714	803162824		10	"Mys"			5	2	3
harem girl t-shirt	shirt	25	693	504728716								3
heart-shaped balloon	offhand	0	1213	886079507
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	weapon	120	507	613843741	"2-handed guitar"	45	"Mox"	2	2														11
helmet turtle	hat	10	3	447433823
hemp bracelet	accessory		218	719626655		20	"Mys"
heteroerotic frat-paddle	weapon	150	847	1997970	"1-handed club"	60	"Mus"	1	1
hippo skin buckler	offhand	95	1034	965309812		30	"Mys"			5																5			(isshield: 1)
hippo whip	weapon	20	1029	958962548	"1-handed whip"			1	1										10
hippopotamus kilt	pants	130	1285	374557498		50	"Mox"													25
hippopotamus pants	pants	130	398	779249570		50	"Mox"													25
hippopotamus skirt	pants	130	1284	992224386		50	"Mox"													25
hockey stick of furious angry rage	accessory		1236	131541243		35	"Mys"						0.05						30
homoerotic frat-paddle	weapon	70	241	694527990	"1-handed club"	20	"Mus"	1	1																				(damage[5]: 4)
hors d'oeuvre tray	offhand	0	2093	175828184		40	"Mus"																			7	20
hot cross bow	weapon	130	1733	898064781	"2-handed crossbow"	45	"Mox"	2	2			7																	(damage[1]: 5)
huge mirror shard	weapon	30	726	520930158	"1-handed knife"			1	1														5
huge spoon	weapon	90	1756	238982352	"1-handed utensil"	30	"Mus"	1	1													10
hypnodisk	offhand	0	878	842662481												0.25
ice baby	offhand	0	1425	392501175														1
ice pick	hat	100	1426	511202001												0.15
ice sickle	weapon	100	1424	132099396	"1-handed scythe"			1	1										15										(damage[2]: 5)
ice skates	accessory		1427	806375744													0.15										15
icy-hot katana	weapon	90	351	211176247	"2-handed sword"	30	"Mus"	1	2																				(damage[1]: 3) (damage[2]: 3)
imitation nice watch	accessory		935	452221212		35	"Mys"																						(advs: 3)
incredibly dense meat gem	accessory		876	245686542								5					0.25				10
infernal insoles	accessory		477	957867410		15	"Mys"																				10		(resist[1]: 1)
intergalactic pom poms	accessory		916	869022679								20															30
irate sombrero	hat	45	1160	465947106		7	"Mox"																3						(resist[1]: 1)
iron pasta spoon	weapon	110	777	697647321	"1-handed utensil"	40	"Mus"	1	1													10
Item #13	accessory		603	965414342
jack flapper	weapon	35	1753	972599754	"1-handed utensil"	2	"Mus"	1	1													5
Jarlsberg's earring	accessory		289	907293022		25	"Mys"				10
Jekyllin hide belt	accessory		1291	253195678
jewel-eyed wizard hat	hat	10	1653	964608892																	30								(castcost: -1)
joybuzzer	offhand	0	1525	770189132		5	"Mus"
Junior LAAAAME merit badge	accessory		1597	914015743						1	1	1
junk-mail pants	pants	50	1481	174384062		10	"Mox"
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	weapon	70	229	115544265	"2-handed crossbow"	20	"Mox"	2	2			5
Kentucky-fried meat staff	weapon	70	228	140378723	"2-handed staff"	20	"Mus"	1	2		5
Kentucky-fried meat sword	weapon	70	227	535784149	"2-handed sword"	20	"Mus"	1	2	5
Kentucky-style derby	hat	20	20	644460624
Kevlar balloon	offhand	0	1216	894037731
kickback cookbook	offhand	0	521	288628936																		20
kneecapping stick	weapon	90	776	486015986	"1-handed club"	30	"Mus"	1	1																				(critical: 3)
Knob Goblin elite helm	hat	60	308	316384894		15	"Mox"			3
Knob Goblin elite pants	pants	60	309	378095502		15	"Mox"					3
Knob Goblin elite polearm	weapon	60	310	239886636	"2-handed polearm"	15	"Mus"	1	2														3
Knob Goblin elite shirt	shirt	35	694	807479752		2	"Mus"			3
Knob Goblin harem pants	pants	10	305	382950400								1
Knob Goblin harem veil	hat	10	306	775258484																									(resist[4]: 1)
Knob Goblin melon baller	weapon	80	1755	537543561	"1-handed utensil"	25	"Mus"	1	1													8
Knob Goblin pants	pants	25	38	645141763						1
Knob Goblin scimitar	weapon	15	35	422743115	"1-handed sword"			1	1	1
Knob Goblin spatula	weapon	30	1752	568281524	"1-handed utensil"			1	1													4
Knob Goblin tongs	weapon	20	36	374006984	"1-handed utensil"			1	1		1
Knob Goblin Uberpants	pants	45	51	555557301		7	"Mox"			2	2	2
Knob Goblin visor	hat	50	312	545354650		10	"Mox"					3
KoL Con 3-D Glasses	hat	10	1926	225703368
ladle of mystery	accessory		532	804245262
lead necklace	fameq		865	10005201																									(weight: 3)
lead yo-yo	weapon	80	1470	536266629	"1-handed yo-yo"	25	"Mox"	2	1
leather chaps	pants	130	492	300180264		50	"Mox"			-2		4
leather mask	hat	60	475	541317067		15	"Mox"			3		-3
leotarrrd	pants	90	415	984941146		30	"Mox"																				15
lihc face	hat	90	670	240527102		30	"Mox"																						(resist[3]: 2)
linoleum crossbow	weapon	100	380	341434108	"2-handed crossbow"	35	"Mox"	2	2			7										7							(resist[1]: 1)
linoleum helmet turtle	hat	100	391	784442398		35	"Mox"													10	10
linoleum staff	weapon	120	379	166398828	"2-handed staff"	45	"Mus"	1	2		7											7
linoleum sword	weapon	110	378	934001263	"2-handed sword"	40	"Mus"	1	2	7												7
little paper umbrella	weapon	30	635	635249410	"1-handed umbrella"			1	1													1
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	shirt	45	698	420142780		7	"Mus"					3																	(resist[1]: 1)
Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	accessory		1916	595145462
los chinos	pants	55	884	733635174		12	"Mox"																		20
lucky ball-and-chain	weapon	130	1473	307219214	"2-handed flail"	50	"Mox"	2	2
lucky rabbit's foot	accessory		1485	136469403												0.07	0.07
lucky Tam O'Shanter	fameq		1040	352270676													0.50
lupine sword	weapon	115	1936	331831167	"1-handed sword"	42	"Mus"	1	1																				(damage[3]: 9)
Mafia bow tie	accessory		791	13555353		35	"Mys"			20		20
Mafia stogie	accessory		838	1004538181		35	"Mys"			20	20
Mafia violin case	weapon	100	840	54538181	"1-handed club"	35	"Mus"	1	1	20													30
magic lamp	offhand	0	1273	239575926							5
magical ice cubes	offhand	0	1008	145169884																									(damage[2]: 1)
MAHI fez	hat	200	845	31337		85	"Mox"					30
maiden wig	hat	35	998	918664629		2	"Mox"
makeshift cape	accessory		2080	998156151												5
makeshift SCUBA gear	accessory		734	700927061																			-10						(resist[4]: 2)
makeshift skirt	pants	100	2081	752465171																							15
makeshift turban	hat	100	2079	385932960																									(resist[3]: 2)
mariachi pants	pants	10	12	359318823
marionette	offhand	0	1400	116319071		40	"Mys"				3
meat cowboy hat	hat	40	268	958357633		5	"Mox"			3
meatloaf helmet	hat	55	112	750234288		12	"Mox"			2													1						(resist[1]: 1)
meatspout staff	weapon	125	1735	546755347	"2-handed staff"	45	"Mus"	1	2		7						.15												(advs: 3)
meaty helmet turtle	hat	70	389	915680566		20	"Mox"			3
mesh cap	hat	130	490	265738225		50	"Mox"			4		-2
miner's helmet	hat	80	360	825600819		25	"Mox"									0.05
miner's pants	pants	80	361	984857229		25	"Mox"																		20
mini-zeppelin	offhand	0	1219	957622815
miniature gravy-covered maypole	fameq		1152	352170676												0.25
miniature stuffed Goth Giant	offhand	0	1457	703683283
Mjolnir Jr.	weapon	200	1303	422099540	"1-handed club"	85	"Mus"	1	1
Mohawk wig	hat	140	597	849663225		55	"Mox"																10
monster bait	accessory		1300	123353646																								5
moxie magnet	offhand	0	519	582822524
Mr. Accessory	accessory		194	373954459						15	15	15
Mr. Accessory Jr.	accessory		896	120383415						5	5	5				0.25
Mr. Balloon	offhand	0	1220	776019712						3	3	3
Mr. Eh?	accessory		1222	712704501						13	13	13
Mr. Exploiter	accessory		782	23525325
Mr. Shirt	shirt	30	685	327955650						1	1	1
Ms. Accessory	accessory		895	837900385						15	15	15
muculent machete	weapon	60	1721	190422019	"1-handed sword"	15	"Mus"	1	1	2							.05
mullet wig	hat	40	267	260366136		5	"Mox"																						(damage[5]: 2)
Mylar balloon	offhand	0	1215	951309786
ninja hot pants	pants	70	352	825395282		20	"Mox"																						(damage[1]: 4)
ninja mop	weapon	90	1492	548791558	"2-handed implement"	30	"Mus"	1	2														4
off-hand balloon	offhand	0	1262	45856525						1	1	1
old school Mafia knickerbockers	pants	100	904	733314146		35	"Mox"			25	25	25
opera mask	hat	10	1964	924188020								-5
orange traffic cone	hat	60	1046	230629288		15	"Mox"					3																	(resist[3]: 2)
Orcish baseball cap	hat	60	239	507012744		15	"Mox"			3	-3
Orcish cargo shorts	pants	60	240	802888217		15	"Mox"			3	-3
oriole-feather headdress	hat	15	62	499720505																1	1
oversized pizza cutter	weapon	100	1757	171044594	"1-handed utensil"	35	"Mus"	1	1													13
oyster basket	offhand	0	1080	66447788
pail	hat	30	294	556027366																					10
pants of the Slug Lord	pants	35	599	955446035		2	"Mox"																						(resist[4]: 2)
paper-plate-mail pants	pants	80	1482	413652134		25	"Mox"
Pasta of Peril	weapon	50	68	942969095	"1-handed utensil"	10	"Mus"	1	1		7
pasta spoon	weapon	10	5	249844320	"1-handed utensil"			1	1
penguin shorts	pants	120	396	247576562		45	"Mox"																				20
penguin skin buckler	offhand	95	1035	824708143		30	"Mys"					5														5			(isshield: 1)
penguin whip	weapon	20	1030	833503286	"1-handed whip"			1	1								0.03
penguinskin mini-kilt	pants	120	1281	703833213		45	"Mox"																				20
penguinskin mini-skirt	pants	120	1280	600277944		45	"Mox"																				20
pentacorn hat	hat	40	1475	750653101		5	"Mox"
pestoblade	weapon	50	1718	425881379	"1-handed sword"	10	"Mus"	1	1	3																			(damage[4]: 3)
phat turquoise bracelet	accessory		223	415315582		20	"Mys"				5
pilgrim shield	offhand	240	2090	299955309														3		30			15						(isshield: 1) (hprestore: 11)
pimpin' meat hat	hat	55	97	790979082		12	"Mox"					2
Pine-Fresh air freshener	accessory		556	621937282		10	"Mys"																						(resist[4]: 1)
pirate hook	offhand	0	1299	688927956																			3
pirate shirt	shirt	50	699	350967833		10	"Mus"					3
pitchfork	weapon	125	1933	256796311	"1-handed spear"	47	"Mus"	1	1														9
pixel hat	hat	50	688	914417114		10	"Mox"			2	2	2
pixel pants	pants	50	689	297004677		10	"Mox"													10	10
pixel shield	offhand	55	1630	683181924		10	"Mus"			5																3			(isshield: 1)
pixel sword	weapon	50	690	616270066	"1-handed sword"	10	"Mus"	1	1																		15
plastic pumpkin bucket	fameq		1971	322191256												0.125													(weight: 5)
plexiglass pants	pants	180	1234	294790810		75	"Mox"								0.30	0.2											25
plexiglass pendant	accessory		1235	197356494		75	"Mys"								0.30														(fumble: -1)
plexiglass pike pike	weapon	180	1230	179184971	"2-handed spear"	75	"Mus"	1	2				0.30										25
plexiglass pinky ring	accessory		1233	445862793		75	"Mys"							0.30								30							(resist[1]: 3) (resist[2]: 3) (resist[3]: 3) (resist[4]: 3) (resist[5]: 3)
plexiglass pith helmet	hat	180	1231	954817595		75	"Mox"						0.30																(hprestore: 11) (mprestore: 11) (weight: 5)
plexiglass pocketwatch	accessory		1232	611681149		75	"Mys"							0.30															(castcost: -3) (advs: 3)
pool cue	weapon	40	1793	267780536	"2-handed staff"			1	2			3
porquoise bracelet	accessory		721	318537689		10	"Mys"					4																	(fumble: -1)
porquoise eyebrow ring	accessory		719	705540477		10	"Mys"					5								6	6
porquoise necklace	accessory		720	476800282		10	"Mys"					4					0.1
porquoise ring	accessory		722	393592472		10	"Mys"			2	3	5
portable corkscrew	weapon	30	1528	918456221	"1-handed tool"			1	1													3	3
potato pistol	weapon	120	1742	461564283	"1-handed pistol"	45	"Mox"	2	1			5																	(damage[5]: 5)
poutine pole	weapon	55	1719	430928563	"2-handed staff"	10	"Mus"	1	2		3																		(damage[5]: 3)
projectile icemaker	weapon	125	1739	223274737	"2-handed crossbow"	45	"Mox"	2	2			7										7							(damage[2]: 5)
Radio Free Baseball Cap	hat	150	918	884913918		60	"Mox"					20
Radio Free Foil	weapon	150	920	245928147	"2-handed sword"	60	"Mus"	1	2	20
Radio Free Jersey	shirt	0	1522	243892104
Radio Free Pants	pants	150	919	166988999		60	"Mox"
Radio KoL Antenna Ball	accessory		1662	492128218														1
Radio KoL Bottle Opener	accessory		1665	616833564													0.15
Radio KoL Flashlight	accessory		1663	844581171							15
Radio KoL Keychain	accessory		1661	958562456						15
Radio KoL Maracas	accessory		1664	888752795												0.15
Radio KoL Patch	accessory		1666	622505825								15
rag doll	offhand	0	1402	290943490		40	"Mys"			3
Raggedy Hippy doll	offhand	0	1193	846526371
ram stick	weapon	115	1780	627123160	"2-handed staff"	42	"Mus"	1	2			5
ram-battering staff	weapon	135	1782	485624106	"2-handed staff"	52	"Mus"	1	2			5																	(eltspelldmg[1]: 10)
raspberry beret	hat	50	1629	222722921		10	"Mox"																						(resist[1]: 2)
ravioli hat	hat	10	6	882973843
red balloon	offhand	0	1221	814985131
red traffic cone	hat	60	1306	250843485		15	"Mox"					3																	(resist[2]: 2)
repeating crossbow	weapon	65	1723	939372371	"2-handed crossbow"	15	"Mox"	2	2			2																	(critical: 3)
rhinestone cowboy shirt	shirt	100	1370	207313479		35	"Mus"			5
rib of the Bonerdagon	weapon	80	1246	116165723	"2-handed staff"	25	"Mus"	1	2	5	5											15
rice bowl	offhand	0	1491	777734706
ridiculously huge sword	weapon	140	586	762459396	"3-handed sword"	55	"Mus"	1	2														10
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	weapon	100	1493	519057602	"3-handed ...weapon"	35	"Mus"	1	2																				(critical: 3) (fumble: 3)
ring of adornment	accessory		1293	325016105		25	"Mys"					5
ring of aggravate monster	accessory		835	155533321		25	"Mys"												5
ring of cold resistance	accessory		1296	919058112		25	"Mys"																						(resist[2]: 2)
ring of conflict	accessory		1298	401860894		25	"Mys"																					-5
ring of fire resistance	accessory		1297	713290248		25	"Mys"																						(resist[1]: 2)
ring of gain strength	accessory		1295	665035601		25	"Mys"			5
ring of half-assed regeneration	accessory		286	898883905		10	"Mys"																						(hprestore: 0.8)
ring of increase damage	accessory		1294	863797510		25	"Mys"															5	5
Rock and Roll Legend	weapon	50	50	275331264	"2-handed accordion"	10	"Mox"	2	2			7
rose-colored glasses	accessory		1315	902660681		None	"None"													5	5
rubber axe	weapon	40	292	953637829	"2-handed axe"	5	"Mus"	1	2																				(damage[5]: 2)
rusty grave robbing shovel	weapon	80	671	173808017	"2-handed polearm"	25	"Mus"	1	2																		-10		(damage[3]: 5)
sabre teeth	weapon	60	334	308344955	"1-handed knife"	15	"Mus"	1	1														4
sack of doorknobs	weapon	110	1472	240242422	"2-handed sack"	40	"Mox"	2	2
safarrri hat	hat	90	416	915759234		30	"Mox"													15
safety vest	shirt	70	2122	663313804																						3
saucepan	weapon	10	7	323344201	"1-handed saucepan"			1	1
savory crossbow	weapon	80	1745	974144041	"2-handed crossbow"	25	"Mox"	2	2			4
savory staff	weapon	80	1744	742704178	"2-handed staff"	25	"Mus"	1	2		4
savory sword	weapon	80	1743	562366737	"1-handed sword"	25	"Mus"	1	1	4
Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	accessory		1421	714129670		10	"Mox"
seal-clubbing club	weapon	10	1	868780591	"1-handed utensil"			1	1
second-hand knockoff engagement ring	accessory		1550	948184900						1	1	1
Senior LAAAAME merit badge	accessory		1598	382823864						3	3	3
sequined fez	hat	80	1129	658229577		25	"Mox"					3
serpentine sword	weapon	115	1938	586487573	"1-handed sword"	42	"Mus"	1	1										10
severed rocking horse head	accessory		922	176622288		10	"Mys"			3	3	3
shiny butcherknife	weapon	30	1771	336551142	"1-handed utensil"			1	1													5
shiny ring	accessory		199	702786809		10	"Mys"			3	3	3
shuddersword	weapon	125	1737	606474244	"2-handed sword"	45	"Mus"	1	2	7												7							(damage[3]: 5)
silver shrimp fork	weapon	120	1972	488128981	"1-handed utensil"	45	"Mys"	1	1													15	5
sk8board	accessory		410	500804259		20	"Mys"																				15
skeleton bone	weapon	30	163	247485062	"1-handed club"			1	1																				(damage[3]: 2)
slightly peevedbow	weapon	60	1471	993832061	"2-handed bow"	15	"Mox"	2	2
slingshot	weapon	20	59	278594504	"2-handed slingshot"		"Mox"	2	2
smoldering staff	weapon	130	1732	480169596	"2-handed staff"	45	"Mus"	1	2		7																		(eltspelldmg[4]: 11)
snake shield	offhand	117	1937	962320665		42	"Mus"			6																7			(isshield: 1)
snarling wolf shield	offhand	117	1935	570614623		42	"Mus"													40						7			(isshield: 1)
Sneaky Pete's breath spray	accessory		290	734226282		25	"Mys"					10
snorkel	hat	10	33	135595861
Snow Queen Crown	hat	115	1784	691413196		42	"Mox"																						(damage[2]: 5) (resist[2]: 3)
snowboarder pants	pants	100	356	496844589		35	"Mox"																		20
sock monkey	offhand	0	1401	900358344		40	"Mys"					3
soggy wofl t-shirt	shirt	45	697	554933768		7	"Mus"			3
Sombrero De Vida	hat	50	1422	786113532		10	"Mox"
souvenir ski t-shirt	shirt	100	1372	351762089		35	"Mus"					5
soylent staff	weapon	100	1747	961803521	"1-handed club"	35	"Mus"	1	1		4											10
Spanish fly trap	offhand	0	1632	409720298
sparkly engagement ring	accessory		1538	241990328						15	15	15
special sauce glove	accessory		531	368427432
spiked femur	weapon	100	668	218938564	"1-handed club"	35	"Mus"	1	1																				(damage[3]: 6)
Spirit Precipice	weapon	130	1731	796162603	"2-handed sword"	45	"Mus"	1	2	7	5																		(critical: 5)
spooky bicycle chain	weapon	80	1137	894321682	"1-handed whip"	25	"Mus"	1	1														5						(critical: 2)
spooky glove	accessory		1125	468157627								5																	(damage[3]: 5) (fumble: -1)
spooky hockey mask	hat	100	952	628975784		35	"Mox"																						(damage[3]: 3) (resist[3]: 2)
spooky staff	weapon	35	103	258271045	"2-handed staff"	2	"Mus"	1	2		2																		(damage[3]: 2)
spooky stick	weapon	30	77	943176401	"2-handed staff"			1	2																				(damage[3]: 2)
spork	weapon	30	768	676574854	"1-handed utensil"			1	1	2
squeaky staff	weapon	75	1713	254432749	"2-handed staff"	20	"Mus"	1	2		3								6
stainless steel scarf	accessory		1227	321944533		30	"Mys"							0.15					20			20
stainless steel shillelagh	weapon	90	1224	413998190	"1-handed club"	30	"Mus"	1	1				0.15										20						(critical: 4)
stainless steel skullcap	hat	90	1225	596081188		30	"Mox"						0.15							30					60
stainless steel slacks	pants	90	1228	235417138		30	"Mox"								0.15		0.2										15
stainless steel solitaire	accessory		1226	905451544		30	"Mys"							0.15															(castcost: -2) (advs: 2)
stainless steel suspenders	accessory		1229	301172153		30	"Mys"								0.15						40				60
star boomerang	weapon	135	1668	718169110	"1-handed boomerang"	52	"Mox"	2	1			5
star buckler	offhand	165	662	836768756		67	"Mys"			2	2	2														10			(isshield: 1)
star crossbow	weapon	165	658	270537157	"2-handed crossbow"	67	"Mox"	2	2			8
star hat	hat	165	661	407493697		67	"Mox"														30
star pants	pants	165	660	977902571		67	"Mox"																				20
star shirt	shirt	165	1133	947229505		67	"Mus"			3	3	3
star spatula	weapon	150	1758	266723352	"1-handed utensil"	60	"Mus"	1	1													15
star staff	weapon	165	659	835485871	"2-handed staff"	67	"Mus"	1	2		8
star stiletto	weapon	135	1669	114114505	"1-handed dagger"	52	"Mus"	1	1	5
star sword	weapon	165	657	333225664	"2-handed sword"	67	"Mus"	1	2	8
starchy crossbow	weapon	40	1717	927501225	"1-handed crossbow"	5	"Mox"	2	1			3
starchy staff	weapon	40	1716	694234214	"2-handed staff"	5	"Mus"	1	2		3
starchy sword	weapon	40	1715	300889400	"1-handed sword"	5	"Mus"	1	1	3
steaming evil	offhand	0	666	808699631		75	"Mus"																						(damage[1]: 6) (damage[3]: 6) (damage[5]: 6)
sticky meat kilt	pants	45	1279	494450165		7	"Mox"					3
sticky meat pants	pants	45	128	752035846		7	"Mox"					3
sticky meat skirt	pants	45	1278	954312315		7	"Mox"					3
stolen accordion	weapon	10	11	199623005	"2-handed accordion"		"Mox"	2	2
stone banjo	weapon	25	53	232520882	"2-handed banjo"		"Mox"	2	2			1
string of blue beads	accessory		1043	341254157							1
string of green beads	accessory		1044	528180526								1
string of red beads	accessory		1042	402156903						1
studded leather boxer shorts	pants	20	22	683777017
stuffed can of asparagus	offhand	0	1189	873337299
stuffed dodecapede	offhand	0	1190	780687415
stuffed ghuol whelp	offhand	0	1191	396845296
stuffed Mob Penguin	offhand	0	1197	903023997
stuffed sabre-toothed lime	offhand	0	1198	646526666
stuffed shoulder parrot	accessory		403	791955938		25	"Mys"														5
stuffed stab bat	offhand	0	1194	693610686
stuffed yeti	offhand	0	1196	453172157
stuffed zmobie	offhand	0	1192	235157836
styrofoam crossbow	weapon	60	1686	750590302	"2-handed crossbow"	15	"Mox"	2	2			3							3
styrofoam staff	weapon	60	1685	591779885	"2-handed staff"	15	"Mus"	1	2		3								3
styrofoam sword	weapon	60	1684	898396684	"1-handed sword"	15	"Mus"	1	1	3									3
suede shortsword	weapon	40	1465	294855220	"1-handed sword"	5	"Mus"	1	1
Super Magic Power Sword X	weapon	100	1746	844461890	"1-handed sword"	35	"Mus"	1	1	4																	20		(critical: 2)
superhero mask	hat	10	1674	535238979						5	5	5
support cummerbund	accessory		778	312745458		35	"Mys"													20
supportive bra	shirt	50	881	368279831		10	"Mox"					3
swashbuckling pants	pants	80	402	286196378		25	"Mox"					4
sweet ninja sword	weapon	20	21	196360308	"1-handed sword"			1	1
sword behind inappropriate prepositions	weapon	130	1734	656480531	"2-handed sword"	45	"Mus"	1	2	7																			(advs: 5)
sword of static	weapon	75	1709	572775344	"1-handed sword"	20	"Mus"	1	1	3		2																	(mprestore: 2.5)
Talisman o' Nam	accessory		486	898684465		25	"Mys"			1	1	1
Talisman of Baio	accessory		877	731512144
Talisman of Bakula	accessory		1519	198576981
tap shoes	accessory		1948	483324925								11															-20
the Amulet of Yendor	accessory		1966	596602044																							10		(castcost: 3)
The Colander of Em-er'il	hat	50	152	135642556		10	"Mys"				7
The Scalp of Gorgolok	hat	50	150	889496681		10	"Mus"			7
thought balloon	offhand	0	1217	482472723
time helmet	hat	100	1323	138957006		35	"Mox"																						(advs: 3)
time sword	weapon	100	1325	308593657	"1-handed sword"	35	"Mus"	1	1																				(advs: 3)
time trousers	pants	100	1324	386308707		35	"Mox"																						(advs: 3)
tiny ninja sword	weapon	20	1127	595212181	"1-handed sword"			1	1			1
tiny nose-bone fetish	fameq		1264	397212048
tiny plastic accordion thief	accessory		968	672671384							1	2
tiny plastic angry goat	accessory		972	370331194																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	accessory		982	141936665																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic barrrnacle	accessory		976	818553910																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	accessory		989	624148858																									(advs: 1)
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	accessory		980	782461576																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic Boris	accessory		991	440543108						5	3	3
tiny plastic Cheshire bat	accessory		987	633909836																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic cocoabo	accessory		983	987232178																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic coffee pixie	accessory		988	727439462																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic Crimbo elf	accessory		1377	757679359																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	accessory		1379	396042578																									(advs: 1)
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	accessory		1375	690354273																									(mprestore: 1.5)
tiny plastic disco bandit	accessory		967	882642698						1		2
tiny plastic fuzzy dice	accessory		974	522875403																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	accessory		985	493318137																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic ghuol whelp	accessory		981	509677185																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic grue	accessory		979	437335367																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic hermit	accessory		990	521569533													0.06
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	accessory		977	128596715																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic Jarlsberg	accessory		992	485391755						3	5	3
tiny plastic killer bee	accessory		986	534203164																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic leprechaun	accessory		970	462631922																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic levitating potato	accessory		971	595845740																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic mosquito	accessory		969	965637424																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic pastamancer	accessory		965	731541833						1	2
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	accessory		973	707590378																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic sauceror	accessory		966	193671774							2	1
tiny plastic seal clubber	accessory		963	597865320						2		1
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	accessory		993	497915174						3	3	5
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	accessory		975	833886917																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic stab bat	accessory		978	575111055																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic star starfish	accessory		984	542443188																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic Susie	accessory		994	720740527						5	5	5
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	accessory		1378	266948426																									(weight: 1)
tiny plastic sword	weapon	10	938	775545454	"1-handed sword"			1	1			1
tiny plastic turtle tamer	accessory		964	249843997						2	1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	accessory		1376	811953481						1	1	1
titanium assault umbrella	weapon	130	596	448385490	"1-handed umbrella"	50	"Mus"	1	1																				(resist[3]: 1) (resist[5]: 1)
Totally Gay Claymore	weapon	69	1132	257096949	"2-handed sword"	19	"Mus"	1	2
toy train	accessory		1399	956604439													0.1
Travoltan trousers	pants	100	1792	782718578								15												10			30
tree skirt	pants	100	1405	321694681		35	"Mox"					5																	(resist[1]: 1)
troutpiece	pants	110	1483	236081433		40	"Mox"
Turtleslinger	weapon	50	60	256792195	"2-handed slingshot"	10	"Mus"	1	2	7
two-handed depthsword	weapon	120	1468	547897824	"2-handed sword"	45	"Mus"	1	2
Unionize The Elves sign	weapon	50	1409	652518773	"1-handed club"	10	"Mus"	1	1																				(delevels: "hit")
vampire cape	shirt	20	2128	820441434
viking helmet	hat	20	37	444904405						1
voodoo doll	offhand	0	769	347432348							1
vorpal blade	weapon	90	833	1552553334	"1-handed sword"	30	"Mus"	1	1																				(critical: 2)
wad of Crovacite	offhand	0	1654	958056739
walrus-tusk earring	accessory		285	751882754		10	"Mys"													10
Wand of Nagamar	weapon	30	626	525000782	"1-handed wand"			1	1
Warehouse 23 bling	accessory		891	42967295																	23
wax lips	fameq		1260	876876676														2.5
white balloon	offhand	0	1211	384212321
white collar	accessory		1655	387561083								1					0.03
white satin pants	pants	40	265	984448757		5	"Mox"																						(resist[5]: 1)
white satin shield	offhand	80	1614	860285539		25	"Mus"					2														5			(isshield: 1)
white sword	weapon	40	269	150921200	"1-handed sword"	5	"Mus"	1	1	2
wholeberd	weapon	80	1157	312278075	"2-handed polearm"	25	"Mus"	1	2														4
wiffle-flail	weapon	75	1710	731273573	"2-handed flail"	20	"Mus"	2	2	2	3																20
wolf mask	hat	150	633	193102192		60	"Mox"			4		5
wooden axe	weapon	60	885	685856324	"2-handed axe"	15	"Mus"	1	2	3
wooden salad bowl	hat	120	1478	359474761		45	"Mox"
wooden stakes	weapon	25	71	449563853	"2-handed spear"			1	2														1
Worn tophat	hat	125	1947	929527016		47	"Mox"					7															20
Xlyinia's notebook	accessory		1002	362463357						15	15	15
Xtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	shirt	90	2123	591323065																									(resist[2]: 2)
yak whip	weapon	20	1031	666189350	"1-handed whip"			1	1										-1										(delevels: "hit")
yakskin buckler	offhand	95	1036	743401701		30	"Mys"				5															5			(isshield: 1)
yakskin kilt	pants	140	1283	933548287		55	"Mox"														25
yakskin pants	pants	140	397	409987469		55	"Mox"														25
yakskin skirt	pants	140	1282	808239271		55	"Mox"														25
ye olde golde frontes	accessory		457	455873524						15
Ye Olde Navy Fleece	shirt	100	2125	133155605													0.10
yellow plastic hard hat	hat	90	1477	580146957		30	"Mox"
yellow traffic cone	hat	60	1259	231159288		15	"Mox"					3																	(resist[5]: 2)