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After using My Own Pen Pal kit, you will be assigned a Pen Pal, who will write you every day and send you a free item.

The message "New message received from Your Pen Pal." will be found in your recent events log. You will get a letter from your Pen Pal immediately when using My Own Pen Pal kit, once per day (banked up to 5 days when you don't log in), and when you ascend.

Pen Pal Letter Generator

Format

The message is formatted in the following way:

Dear <playername>:

Greeting Phrase

Fun Story

Fun Story

Fun Story (sometimes)

Item-Giving Story

Parting Phrase

Your pen pal,
<alliterative name>

Message Contents

Greeting Phrases

Ahoy! (That's what I would say if we were on a boat.)
Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.)
Greetings from Distant Lands!
Hello!
Hello there!
Heyo!
Hiya!
Hola! (I learned that in school)
How are things?
How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing?
Howdy!
Howdy, Pardner!
How's it going?
How's the Adventuring going?
I hope you are healthy and happy. (<Comment>)
I hope your animals are well-groomed. (<Comment>)
I hope that your <Family Member(Male)> is as strong as a mighty oak. (<Comment>)
I hope that your <Family Member(Female)> is fresh as the morning dew. (<Comment>)
I hope this letter finds you.
I hope this letter finds you well. (<Comment>)
I hope your <Body-Part> has been freshly washed. (<Comment>)
I trust your <Family Member> is in good health. (<Comment>)

Comments

I learned that in school!
I thought it would be funny to say that.
My <Family Member> made me write that.
My teacher, Mrs. <LastName>, said to always be polite.
That's a traditional Distant Lands greeting!
That's how my <Family Member(Male)> says I should start letters. Only he calls 'em "correspondence" cause he's a lawyer.
That's how my <Family Member(Female)> says I should start letters. Only she calls 'em "missives" -- what's that all about?

Fun Stories

About Parents:

My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room <room-color>. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my <Video Game> -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant <mount-color> Mount before all this happened!
My dad's trying to get me into <Hobby>, but I don't see the point. What a weird hobby! I'd rather be <Hobby>.
Mom made <Bad Food> for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play <Video Game> until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat <Candy> for every meal!
My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to <Activity> for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "<Adage>" I mean, what does that even mean?
Mom kept pestering me to <Chore> while I was playing <Video Game> today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "<Adage>" I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.
My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of <Comic Book>, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his <Body Organ> punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.
After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some <Candy> and the new issue of <Comic Book>, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I <Chore>. <Lamentation>

About the fort:

Me and <BoyName> spent a few hours working on our <PositiveAdjective> tree fort yesterday. We're almost done with the <FortRoom> and we're working on <FortDefenses> to keep the girls out.
<GirlName> came by the fort today and asked to come in, but <BoyName> said she should go <Chore-Verb> her pet <Pet> instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for <GirlName>, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)
Yesterday, we found a ton of <FortBuildingMaterial> for our <PositiveAdjective> fort. <BoyName> said we should use them to make a new <FortRoom>, but I'd rather build <FortDefenses>. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.
Last weekend a bunch of us camped out overnight in our fort. We made a throne out of <FortBuildingMaterial> for the Frightmaster to sit on, and took turns sitting on it and telling scary stories with a flashlight under our face. <BoyName> told one about a ghost named <Ghost Name> who haunted the guy who stole his <Color> <Body-Part>. <BoyName> was so scared he peed in his sleeping bag. It was totally <PositiveAdjective>.
We just added a <FortRoom> to the <PositiveAdjective> tree fort that me and <BoyName> and <BoyName> are building. Some of the girls came by while we were working on it, but we told them "No Girls Allowed." Then I had to run after and tell <GirlName> <LastName> that she could come look after the other guys were gone.
Me and <BoyName> and <BoyName> are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of <FortBuildingMaterial>, so we're going to use that to make it super-<PositiveAdjective>.
Today we were sitting around the fort and <BoyName> said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until <BoyName> pointed out that Big <BoyName> is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built <FortDefenses> in case they decide to raid us.
Me and <BoyName> and <GirlName> were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our <PositiveAdjective> fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.

About friends:

<BoyName> <LastName> keeps talking about <Hobby>. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is <Hobby>. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!
So my friend <BoyName> <LastName> totally has a girlfriend now, and he said if she ever shows him her boobs, he'll tell me all about it. In detail. I guess that'll have to do until I get a girlfriend of my own. I've got my eye on <GirlName> <LastName>, so we'll see what happens when I make my move.
Yesterday I dared <BoyName> <LastName> to throw a rock at Old Mr. <LastName>'s house. I didn't think he'd do it, but he totally did! The old man came running out in a dirty old bathrobe, waving his cane and yelling. I didn't really hear what he said because I was running too hard, but it sounded like "Arrrrgh blargle blargle blargle!" It was really scary, I thought he was gonna kill us! He isn't a very fast runner though.
Today <BoyName> <LastName> invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird <room-color> carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled <Bad Food>. I looked at his collection of <Hobby-Noun> and we played a little <Video Game>, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.
My friends are all going nuts about <Hobby>, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of <Comic Book> just came out!
After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's <NonDrugsGame> instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.
We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging <Fraternity of three greek letterness, such as Pi Gamma Beta>, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend <BoyName> <LastName> had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.
So there's this new kid in school, <BoyName> "<Word>" <LastName>, and he says his dad's a real-live hobo from the Kingdom of Loathing! Have you ever fought any hobos? I'll bet I could take a hobo if I had to. I mean, if I really totally had to. Especially if I could bring my favorite Pokëmann, <Pokëmann>.
My mom says I should hang out with the new kid at school. His name's <BoyName> <LastName>, if you can believe it. His mom packs him these weird organic lunches and when he gets close to peanuts, he swells up like a balloon. It's kind of a cool trick. I dunno. He's kind of a Poindexter, but I'm trying. I even traded him my <Normal Food> at lunch yesterday for one of his gluten-free vegetable protein smoothies. I should get a medal.
There's this totally cute new girl at school! Her name is <GirlName> <LastName> and she's fantastic. I mean, she's a little weird; her mom packs her these gross organic lunches, and if she even smells a peanut, she gets all swollen and has to lie down, but she's still awesome. I wonder if she's into <Hobby>? I dunno. How do you talk to girls?
Can you help me settle an argument? The gang is having a big debate over what candy is the All-Time Best Candy Ever: <Candy>, <Candy>, or <Candy>. (<BoyName> <LastName> says it's <Candy>. Ha ha yeah right!)
<GirlName> <LastName> asked me to go to the Sladie Thompkins dance with her. I haven't decided. She's alright, I guess. She's funny, and kind of cute. It's better than not being asked at all. I'd rather go with <GirlName> <LastName> , but she's going outTemplate:Typo Mr. Bigshot <Sport> star <BoyName><LastName>, so fat chance of that. He thinks he's so cool, but he's a huge jerk. I don't know what she sees in him.
Today <BoyName> <LastName> came over after school and I showed him my pet <Pet>, <PetName>. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it <PetName>, but what does he know? He named his pet <Pet> <PetName>, and that's just ridiculous.
You'll never guess what my buddy <BoyName> <LastName> showed me after school today. He had this magazine that he said his dad keeps hidden under a mattress, and he totally stole it. So, he opens the magazine and there's this big fold-out poster in the middle, and... The poster was this big list of instructions for <Hobby>. I don't know why you'd hide a magazine like that, and I'm not sure why I was so disappointed. Go fig.

About school:

Today at school Mrs. <LastName> taught us all about <HobbyVerb> <CraftNoun>. I was pretty <Positive Adjective> at it.
We had to dissect a/an <Animal> <Body Organ> in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared <BoyName> <LastName> to eat part of it and he totally did.
Coach <LastName> made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.
They're holding try-outs for the school play next week. They're doing <PlayName>. <GirlName> <LastName> is gonna be playing Princess <LastName?>'<ElfNameSuffix>, so if I got to be <LastName>'<ElfNameSuffix> I'd get to kiss her! Last time I tried out for a play, though, I had to be the stupid <Animal>, so it's probably not worth the gamble.
We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my <Body Organ> was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach <LastName> called me a <Insult>. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the <Sport> team when he was in school, the jerk.
Our home room class got a new class mascot! It's a <Pet>, and we named him <PetName>. Well, a couple of kids wanted to name him <Title> <FirstName> <Nickname> <LastName>, but Mrs. <LastName> stepped in.
I just started an afterschool swimming program. Every other day, we do the <StrokeType> for at least a half an hour. I don't mind it much, except I wish we'd do it in a pool, not a swamp. Though I guess the vicious <SwampAnimals> are good motivation to swim fast! I've already lost <Number> candygrams! Not sure how much that is in whatever weight unit you guys use.
My buddies and I joined an after-school <Sport> team. Oh, I think you call it "<Sport>" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like <Video Game> the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh <Number> candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.
We had a math test at school today. Even though I studied for a good <Number> hours, I still only got a C on it. It sucks, because my Dad said if I got an A, he would buy me a bag of my favorite candy, <Candy>. Oh, well.
It must be real exciting to get to fight ogres and monsters all the time! I've only ever seen one ogre -- Mr. <LastName>, my Geography teacher. He's got a big pot belly and snaggly teeth and hair growing out of his ears and he's real grumpy all the time, so I'm pretty sure he's an ogre. He made me stay after class and <Chore-Verb> the blackboard because I couldn't remember the name of some dumb river. If you're ever in town, I'll find out where he lives so you can hit him with your sword. That'll teach him! Ha ha ha, see what I did there?
That big bully <BoyName> <LastName> took my lunch money and tore up my copy of <Comic Book> today. I hate him so much! Mr. <LastName> says if you ignore a bully, he'll lose interest. My dad says that's a crock of bullcrap (except he didn't say bullcrap, he said a bad word) and that the only way to deal with a bully is to smash his <Body-Part> in. He's really big though! Maybe I should take some <ElvishSuffix>-fu lessons.
We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue <Number> of <Comic Book>. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The <Super-Hero>. Mrs. <LastName> said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The <Super-Hero>!
I got clobbered at <Sport> practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly <GirlName> <LastName>, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of <BoyName>, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

About scary things:

The other day, me and <BoyName> went out to the <ScaryPlace> by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of <Chasers>, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool <Treasure>!
Guess what -- me and <BoyName> solved the Mystery of <Mystery Place>! It turns out Old Man <LastName> was dressing up as a <ScaryCreature> to try to trick Mrs. <LastName> out of her <Actual Treasure>. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.
The other day me and <BoyName> were playing <Sport> over by the <ScaryPlace> and he said he thought he saw a <ScaryCreature>. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."
The other day I was exploring out by the <ScaryPlace> off of <StreetName> Street. My friend <BoyName> says there's a <ScaryCreature> out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a <ScaryCreature>-<ScaryCreature>, and I'm gonna catch it!
Yesterday we went exploring in the <ScaryPlace> over by Old Man <LastName>'s farm. He got mad and yelled at us for tresspassing, but we managed to grab a neat <Treasure> before we left.

About hobbies:

<BoyName> has been trying to get me into <Hobby> for ages, so I gave it a shot. <Hobby Comment>
All of my friends are getting into <Hobby>, but I think it's just a fad.
I heard that all the cool kids over there are <Hobby>. I think it sounds a little <NegativeAdjective>, but maybe I'll give it a try.
I just read a bunch of manuals about <Hobby>, and can't wait to try it!
I just started this cool new hobby: <Hobby>. <Hobby Comment>
Since my last letter, I've gotten obsessed with <Hobby>. <Hobby Comment>
There's a new afterschool club for <Hobby>. I think I might join it. I mean, I'm not really into that stuff, but <GirlName> <Last Name> is a member, and I figure maybe if I get there early I could sit next to her.

Hobby Comments

After a few tries, though, I'm pretty disappointed with it
At first, I was <NegativeAdjective2> with how hard it was to get going, but now I'm pretty <Positive Adjective> at it.
Do people do that over there? You should try it!
Even though I got a few cuts on my <Body-Part> while I was learning, now I'm doing <Positive Adjective> with it.
Hopefully, someday I'll meet someone who's impressed with the time and effort I've put into it.
I have to say, I'm pretty doing pretty neat with it! Maybe I'll send you some photographs.
It's pretty hard, but it's definitely more fun than <Hobby> like I was doing before.
It's really rewarding! I don't feel lonely at all when I'm doing it.

Misc:

I just got a new pet <Pet>! I named it <PetName>. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and <Chore-Verb> him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.
Are you good at video games? I can't beat Area <Number>-<Number> of <Video Game>. It's got platforms that disappear and too many turrets and IF you make it to the boss he shoots you with missiles and if he kills you, you have to go all the way back to the beginning! Arrrrrrrrrgh!! Mom heard me yelling at it and said if I wasn't having fun I should stop playing. Parents just don't understand video games!
Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to <Chore> before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of <Normal Food> with a side of <Side Food>, and wash it down with a glass of <Beverage>.
I still have to <Chore> to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is <Comic Book> -- <Comic Comment>

Comic Comment

I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!
I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

Item-Giving Stories

(For detailed information about which item you get, and when, see My Own Pen Pal kit)

Muscle Classes

I made this ashtray for my parents in art class, but when I gave it to them they got mad at me for knowing what an ashtray was. They wanted to throw it away, but I convinced them to let me send it to you, instead. They say it's a good thing you live so far away, because you're probably a bad influence.

You acquire an item: giant clay ashtray

I made this lanyard in art class. I don't know what a lanyard is, but Mrs. <Last Name> says this is a pretty good example of one. I hope you can figure out something to do with it.

You acquire an item: orange leather lanyard

My mom made me a super scary monster suit for the school play. She had to make two pairs of pants, though, because she made the first ones too big. Maybe they'll fit you?

You acquire an item: monster pants

Adventurers get hurt a lot, don't they? I heard that they do. You can have the rest of my band-aids -- I used all the cool ones already anyway.

You acquire an item: box of Pokëmann band-aids

Mysticality Classes

I made this cool helmet in my science class, but Mr. <Last Name> said it was too dangerous and he made me take it home. I'm bored with it anyway, so you can have it.

You acquire an item: Van der Graaf helmet

<BoyName> from my science class has a broken foot, so I made him this special crutch to help him walk faster. He didn't like it, though. It's too short for me, so I guess you can have it.

You acquire an item: electric crutch

I made this to keep my pet <Pet> <PetName> from trying to escape the house, but I think I put it together inside out. I keep accidentally shocking myself when I touch it, so you can have it.

You acquire an item: shock belt

This is a new kind of soda they're test-marketing in my region. It tastes weird -- every can is different. Anyway, I thought if they don't have it where you live you might like to try a can. Sorry if it got warm in the mail.

You acquire an item: Okee-Dokee soda

Moxie Classes

I've enclosed a cool rubber band gun. Mrs. <Last Name> said if she caught me carrying this at school again, she'd confiscate it. I don't think I can resist the temptation, though, so you should probably have it.

You acquire an item: rubber band gun

My mom got me these pants, but they're way too big for me. She says I'll grow into 'em, but I think they look stupid, so I'm just gonna send 'em to you and tell her I lost 'em.

You acquire an item: pin-stripe slacks

I invented these great gloves. They're regular gloves, but they're covered with maple syrup on the outside, so it's way easier to pick stuff up. Mr. <Last Name> at the comic book shop said it made it a little too easy to pick stuff up, especially stuff like Pokëmann cards I hadn't paid for. He banned me from the store until I got rid of the gloves, but they're so cool that somebody ought to have them.

You acquire an item: sticky gloves

I found this in the trash by my mom's desk -- it smells kind of funny. I thought maybe you'd know what it was for.

You acquire an item: correction fluid

Out of Restrictions

My mom got this big variety pack of juice boxes, and it came with this super-gross one -- I dare you to drink it!

You acquire an item: fish juice box

My dad gave me this -- I told him I wanted a sword and shield kit so I could grow up to be an Adventurer, but he said that was stupid and childish and that there was no future in it. Anyway, this is dumb and boring and you can have it.

You acquire an item: Li'l Businessman Kit

Do they have these where you live? They're so hot! I can eat three of them at a time. One time I tried to eat four, and I had to go to the nurse.

You acquire an item: Nuclear Blastball

I made this in art class, but Mrs. <LastName> said she didn't consider vandalism to be art, and she wouldn't put it in the art show at the State Fair. I'm sending it to you so my mom doesn't find it.

You acquire an item: paint bomb

I put a ton of quarters into the Pokëmann vending machine today, trying to get the ultra-rare Kleptone figure, but no such luck! Here's one of my extras.

or

I bought some new Pokëmann figurines today. I wish you could pick the one you got, I keep getting doubles! You can have this one.

or

I wish they'd come out with a new series of Pokëmann figures! I've got nearly all of the current series, and I keep getting dupes. Here's one for you.

or

Do you collect Pokëmanns? I think they're neat. I got doubles of this one, so you can have it.

You acquire an item: Pokëmann figurine

My mom gave my dad this rubber ball thing as a present. He got pretty mad, and said "That's not what I meant." Then he gave the ball to me and locked himself in his study. I played with it for a while, but got bored, so I figured I'd send it on to you.

You acquire an item: stress ball

My mom got me this shirt, but it's a little too big for me, and plus, these things have been out of style for like twenty years. Maybe it'll fit you? I know Adventurers don't have much fashion sense, so it shouldn't embarrass you too much...

You acquire an item: Ultracolor™ shirt

I found this weird gross weed growing in my fishbowl -- I guess dad was right when he told me I should clean it more often. Anyway, I thought you'd wanna see how gross it was, so I'm sending it to you.

You acquire an item: willyweed

Parting Phrases

Anyway, talk to you later!
Anyway, write me back sometime!
Gotta go, I'll write more later!
Hasta la vista! I learned that in class, that's Borderspeak for goodbye!
I'll tell you more about it next time.
Mom's yelling for me to come to dinner, so I guess that's all for now!
My dad's shouting about something, I'd better go see what he wants. Bye!
Not much else has been happening. Bye!
Okay, bye!
Okay, gotta go. Write me back!
Okay, smell ya later!
That's all I can think of to tell you. See you later! (Well not really but you know what I mean.)
Well, I gotta go get dressed out for my <Sport> game tonight. Later!

Word Lists

Pets

banana slug
boa constrictor
budgie
cat
dog
earwig
ferret
gerbil
goldfish
guinea pig
hamster
hissing cockroach
kitten
marmoset
parakeet
puppy
rat
Siamese fighting fish
sugar glider
tarantula
Vietnamese pot-bellied pig
weasel

Animals

canary
earthworm
earwig
eel
emu
frog
hissing cockroach
kookaburra
kiwi
lemur
llama
marmoset
pig
shark
tapeworm

Pet Names

Cuddleface
Cuddles
Cuddlesworth
Cutesworth
Dennis
Ed
Fido
Harry
Mr. Cuddles
Mr. Cuddlesworth
Mr. Fuzzy
Mr. Snugglesworth
Mr. Woogie
Mrs. Cuddleface
Mrs. Cuddles
Mrs. Cutesworth
Mrs. Fuzzy
Mrs. Snuggles
Mrs. Whiskers
Mrs. Woogie
Rex
Snuggleface
Snuggles
Stinky
Tiny
Whiskers
Woogie

Adjectives

delicious
sleazy
unobtrusive

Chores

A verb, followed by a noun. Sometimes used individually.

Verb	Noun
brush comb clean depilitate exfoliate feed filter groom hose down laminate mop muck out rake scour shine sweep tidy wash	dad's shoes my little brother my little sister mom's cuticles my room the bathroom the chicken coop the chickens the dishes the dog the floor the furnace the kitchen the kitchen sink the rabbit hutch the rabbits the table the toilet the windows

Bad Food

arugula
asparagus
bacon bits
beef hash
boiled crab apples
broccoli
carrots
chitterlings
cocktail weenies
corned beef hash
creamed arugula
creamed rutabaga
croutons
deviled eggs
flan
fried cucumbers
frozen parsnips
mashed potatoes
neck bacon
open-faced neck bacon
pizza rolls
pound cake
processed cheese spread
shortcake
soda crackers
spareribs
sponge cake
tortilla chips

Normal Food

bacon bits
baklava
boiled beets
boiled cabbage
bundt cake
chocolate-chip cookies
cocktail weenies
deviled eggs
mashed potatoes
mini-quiches
onion rings
pizza rolls
pound cake
pressed cauliflower
pressed rhubarb
soda bread
spareribs

Side Food

broccoli
cinnamon
crab apples
french fries
neck bacon
parsnips
radishes
rhubarb
rutabaga
stuffing
tomatoes

Beverage

bacon grease
clarified butter
crème de menthe
gravy
"juice"
ketchup
mayonnaise
Mountain Stream
mustard
Ovaltine
squeezings
Tang

Candies

Candies names are in three parts: <Adjective> <Flavor> <Shape>

Adjective	Flavor	Shape
Basted Bitter Burning Caramel Celery Chocolate Corn Crazy Dark Dipped Electric Exploding Fizzy Flaming Frosted Fruity Glistening Gooey Hard Honey Horehound Nutty Painted Peppermint Rock Rolled Salted Saltwater Savory Smooth Sour Soy Spearmint Spicy Spinning Sugar Super Swedish Taffy Ultra Whirled Whirling Wild	Bitter Bobcat Caramel Celery Cherry Chocolate Cinnamon Coffee Corn Curry Fudge Hickory Horehound Lemon Licorice Orange Pellets Peppermint Radish Razzleberry Root Beer Sour Soy Spearmint Sugar Sweet Taffy Wasabi Wintergreen Zinc	Balls Bars Beans Bears Coils Crystals Dip Drops Fish Frogs Goldthwaits Gum Jewels Knuckles Krinkles Logs Lumps Nuggets Orbs Pellets Rabbits Ribbons Ropes Shards Shrapnel Snakes Sticks Straws Tubes Wads Wheels Whips

Mystery Place

Adjective	Noun
Dead Man's Deadly Ghost Pirate's Sleepy The Haunted Witch	Cave Cove Creek Hollow Mansion Woods

Scary Place

Optional adjective(s) followed by a place:

Adjective	Place
abandoned condemned haunted old scary spooky	cave factory forest mansion mineshaft quarry

Scary Creature

ghost
mummy
skeleton
vampire
werewolf
wolfman
zombie

Girl Names

Abby
Addison
Agatha
Ainsleigh
Allie
Amy
Ashleigh
Autumn
Bagitha
Brianna
Brooklyn
Cammy
Cindy-Lou
Debby
Emily
Fiona
Fiorella
Genesis
Jamie
Jenny
Julie
Kimmy
Mackenzie
Madison
Maggie
Margie
Morgan
Nevaeh
Patty
Peyton
Regan
Riley
Sally
Serenity
Susie
Tabitha
Veronica

Boy Names

(I assume these'll end up being from the same set as your pal's, but just in case...)

Andy
Avery
Bagitha
Benny
Bert
Billy
Bobby
Brayden
Brennen
Carter
Chip
Charlie
Chuck
Chuckie
Cole
Curly
Danny
Davey
Declan
Donny
Flayden
Frankie
Freddy
Georgie
Hank
Hayden
Henry
Jack
Jayden
Jimmy
Joey
Johnny
Larry
Logan
Mark
Marky
Marty
Mason
Matty
Mickey
Mikey
Nate
Ollie
Parker
Pauly
Reed
Ricky
Robby
Ronnie
Stevie
Timmy
Todd
Tommy
Vinnie
Wally
Willy
Woody

Room Colors

amber
aquamarine
azure
black
brown
buff
cerulean
cornflower
cyan
ecru
fuchsia
golden
indigo
magenta
mauve
mustard
ochre
orange
periwinkle
puce
purple
red
ruby
salmon
scarlet
sepia
sienna
silver
tan
taupe
teal
ultramarine
white
yellow

Mount Colors

Amethyst
Azure
Diamond
Emerald
Gold
Sapphire
Silver
Topaz

Video Games

Video games are in the format <VG Word1> <VG Word2> <Number>

VG Word1	VG Word2	Number
Assassin's Call of Cyborg Dead Devil Dragon Evil Final Gears of Kill Mind Mass Mind Modern Monkey Mortal Pokëmann Resident Silent Solid Space Splatter Star Steel World of Zombie	Age Black Combat Control Creed Duty Effect Fantasy Galaxy Hill Iron Island Pirate Punk Ridge Rising Road Snake Steel Warfare Zone	1.5 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

Comic Books

Comic books are of one of the forms:

<Intro> <Name>
<Intro> <Name> and the <Superhero>
<Intro> <Name> vs. the <Superhero>

Intro

Name

Alternate-Universe
Fightin'
Fist-Fighting
Hard-Boiled
Legendary
Lost
Sergeant
The Adventures of
The Amazing
The Astonishing
The Baffling Tales of
The Bizarre Adventures of
The Exploits of
The Extraordinary
The Fantastic
The Fugitive
The Further Adventures of
The Impossible Adventures of
The Incredible
The Ineffable
The Infamous
The Inscrutable
The Legend of
The Marvelous
The Mighty
The Mysterious
The Spectacular
The Startling Tales of
Two-Fisted
Untold Tales of
Weird

Ace Dirge
Aldous Capulet
Alvin
Archie
Bert Spade
Biff Black
Biff Death
Biff Dread
Bix Hardy
Brock Dark
Brock Dusk
Brock Fear
Brucie
Byron Harrison
Byron Spade
Cain Crypt
Cal Black
Cletus Robinson
Cliff Black
Cliff Dark
Cliff Fear
Cliff Hardy
Clyde Cooper
Craig Jones
Curly
Dale Payne
Dan Johnson
Del Haskell
Dex Black
Dex Dark
Dirk Gently
Dirk Spade
Douglas McMahon
Earl Payne
Franklin Slade
Goblins
Ike Madison
Isaiah Nichols
James
Jedediah
Jethro Miller
Jim Gray
Joe Black
Joey
Jonsey
Leroy
Louis Young
Mac Black
Mac Blood
Mac Spade
Malvolio Spade
Manuel Meadows
Mark Sloan
Martin
Mikhail
Mitch Fear
Morgan Berry
Necromancer
Nick Grim
Noah Woodward
Noam Malone
Ogilvy Gently
Princess
Queen
Quinn
Quinn Smith
Raph Gray
Randy Wallace
Rock Dusk
Ryan
Sam Blood
Sam Danger
Slate Black
Sorcerer
Staniel Spade
Sting Payne
Stitch Gray
Terry Payne
Trace Dirge
Travis Slade
Tribe
Trolls
Tucker Williams
Victor
Vinnie Bullet
Walter Bullet
Warrior
Witch
Woody Payne

Superheroes

Superhero names are composed of an adjective and a noun.

Adjective

Noun

Amazing
Ancient
Blasphemous
Blue
Bobcat
Chartreuse
Cornflower
Delightful
Dinosaur
Dragon
Fire
Furious
Howling
Ice
Illogical
Improbable
Ineffable
Insectoid
Invisible
Lavender
Lemur
Lightning
Ludicrous
Lunar
Maroon
Mauve
Mighty
Monkey
Moon
Mysterious
Nameless
Ochre
Olive
Orange
Pistol-Packing
Poison
Quantum
Red
Reptilian
Screaming
Shirtless
Solar
Squamous
Teal
Uncontrollable
Unfathomable
Unimaginable
Unstoppable
Vermilion

Aliens
Armageddon
Bastard
Bats
Blasphemy
Brigade
Cats
Cloud
Commandos
Dogs
Fiends
Fist
Gang
Gods
Goldthwait
Invaders
Kids
Ladies
Lasses
Legion
Mystery
Ninjas
Noise
Object
Owls
Patrol
Pirates
Pope
Quartet
Secret
Sorceress
Squad
Squadron
Squid
Swarm
Turtles
Warriors

Chasers

Adjective	Noun
angry crazy drunk mean rabid stray	bullies coyotes hobos wolves

Treasure

Adjective	Noun
antique glass gold iron obsidian platinum rusty silver	arrowhead coin compass knife necklace protractor ring watch

Actual Treasure

collection of antiques
heirloom jewels
secret family cake recipe
valuable old paintings

Family Members

aunt
brother
cousin
dad
father
girlfriend
grandfather
grandma
grandmother
grandpa
mom
niece
sister
son
uncle
wife

Body Parts

(Quite possibly the same list of body parts used for attack messages)

arm
ankle
appendix
calf
ear
foot
head
groin
kidney
leg
liver
lower back
neck
nipple
pancreas
shoulder
skull
solar plexus
throat

Body Organs

appendix
brain
gall bladder
kidney
larynx
liver
lung
lymph node
spleen
stomach
thyroid
vascular system

Last Names

Adams
Aiden
Alexander
Alvarado
Armstrong
Atkinson
Baird
Baldwin
Bartlett
Belvedere
Benjamin
Berry
Blackburn
Blackwell
Blanchard
Blankenship
Booth
Bradford
Bradshaw
Branch
Brennen
Britt
Brooks
Brown
Browning
Buchanan
Buck
Bullock
Burke
Calderon
Cantrell
Capulet
Carpenter
Cartwright
Castaneda
Castillo
Clarke
Clements
Cleveland
Conner
Copeland
Conway
Cortez
Crane
Crawford
Cunningham
Daugherty
Davidson
Davis
Delacruz
Dominguez
Donaldson
Draper
Dunn
DuPree
Edwards
Erickson
Everett
Ferguson
Figueroa
Fiorella
Fitzgerald
Franklin
Frederick
Gallagher
Galloway
Garza
Gonzalez
Goodman
Guerrero
Gutierrez
Hamilton
Harris
Harrison
Hatfield
Hebert
Hendricks
Hess
Hester
Holland
Holloway
Houston
Humphrey
Hutchinson
James
Jefferson
Jennings
Kidd
King
Kirkland
Kramer
Lawson
Le
Lennon
Levine
Lewis
Livingston
Long
Luna
MacDonald
Madison
Martinez
Matthews
McConnell
McDaniel
McDonald
McDowell
McIntosh
McKenzie
McLaughlin
McMillan
McPherson
Melendez
Montgomery
Moon
Morgan
Morin
Morrison
Mott
Murphy
Neal
Nelson
Nevaeh
Nipperus
Nite
O'Connor
O'Donnell
O'Sullivan
Patterson
Pennington
Petersen
Peterson
Rasmussen
Reynolds
Richard
Richards
Richardson
Richmond
Roberson
Rollins
Romero
Roosevelt
Russell
Salisbury
Sandoval
Santiago
Schneider
Schroeder
Schwartz
Shatner
Smith
Solis
Stafford
Stemple
Stephenson
Stevenson
Sullivan
Symington
Tate
Thompson
Thornton
Trujillo
Tyler
Underwood
Valenzuela
Velez
Villarreal
Vinson
Walker
Washington
Westinghouse
Whitaker
Whitehead
Wilkinson
Williams
Wilson
Young
Zevon
Zimmerman

Ghost Names

Damien
Draco
Lucius
Raven
Vlad
Vladimir

Adages

Adages are composed of two parts:

Part 1

Part 2

Ask a silly question,
For the want of a nail,
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day,
If the mountain won't come to Mohammed,
If you can't stand the heat,
If your best friend picked his nose and ate it,
If your best friend jumped off a cliff,
It's not whether you win or lose,
Laugh and the world laughs with you,
Nothing ventured,
When all you have is a hammer
When the cat's away,
When the going gets tough,

but how you play the game.
but you can't make him drink.
Coors Light.
cry and you cry alone.
every problem looks like a nail.
get out of the kitchen.
Hallmark.
in for a pound.
nothing gained.
teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime.
the mice will play.
the shoe was lost.
the tough get going.
try, try again.
would you do it, too?
you'll get a silly answer.

Activities

dig ditches and fill them back in
do jumping jacks
jam my hands in a barrel of rice
jog
punch sacks of potatoes
ride a pogo stick
ride my bike
run around in circles
sit under a waterfall
stand on my head
swim
walk over hot coals

Sports

badminton
baseball
basketball
billiards
bowling
curling
dodgeball
duck, duck, goose
field hockey
football
foursquare
golf
hockey
Hunt the Monopod
Jai Alai
kickball
miniature golf
Quidditch
roller derby
rollerball
rugby
soccer
tetherball
ultimate frisbee
volleyball

Street Name

Alexander
Atkinson
Blanchard
Bradford
Campbell
Cardenas
Crawford
Dickerson
Dominguez
Figueroa
Franklin
Gonzales
Lancaster
Martinez
McFarland
McMillan
Reynolds
Richardson
Robinson
Saunders
Schroeder
Strickland
Sullivan
Whitaker
Wilkerson

Hobbies

A verb followed by a noun:

Verb