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* The eighth [[wikipedia:Plagues of Egypt|Plague of Egypt]] in the Bible is a plague of locusts.
* The eighth [[wikipedia:Plagues of Egypt|Plague of Egypt]] in the Bible is a plague of locusts.
* "It tries to crush you, but you don't wanna be crushed (or buried in fear)" may be a reference to "Rappers We Crush" by MC Frontalot featuring KOMPRESSOR, where part of the lyrics go "I don't wanna be crushed, buried in fear, or left for töt".
* "It tries to crush you, but you don't wanna be crushed (or buried in fear)" may be a reference to "Rappers We Crush" by MC Frontalot featuring KOMPRESSOR, where part of the lyrics go "I don't wanna be crushed, buried in fear, or left for töt".
* The plaque instead of plague could also be a reference to The Simpsons Episode 2F10 "And Maggie Makes Three" in which Mr. Burns says, "I'm afraid it's not that simple.  As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague." In actuality he gives Homer a demotivational plaque.


[[Category: Combat Adventures]]
[[Category: Combat Adventures]]

Revision as of 19:11, 12 January 2011

plaque of locusts You're fighting a plaque of locusts

This is a big plaque, embossed with pictures of notable locusts throughout history. It's surprisingly animated for a plaque, and looks pretty angry.

Hit Message(s):

It hovers in front of you, forcing you to read about locust history. You fall asleep and hit your head on a rock. Argh! Eek! Ugh! Ooh!

It beats you with one of its sharp edges. If you were sharp, you would've dodged that. Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Oof!

It falls over and crushes you beneath it, turning your fingers to dust. Oof! Oof! Eek! Ouch!

It typos you square in the <head>. Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

The many locusts embossed on the plaque come to life and swarm you, nibbling away your flesh like so many stalks of fleshy wheat. Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to bore you with locust history, but you tune it out.

It tries to crush you, but you don't wanna be crushed (or buried in fear).

It tries to beat you with its sharp edges, but you sharply edge away from it.

It tries to typo you in the <head>, but you dodge.

Fumble Message:

The many locusts embossed on the plaque suddenly come to life! They swarm into the air, but are distracted by a nearby field of wheat. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You gain 20−30 Meat
You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust (19.4% chance)*
You acquire an item: bronzed locust (19.3% chance)*
You acquire an item: handful of sand (21.4% chance)*
You gain 33-34 <substat>.

Occurs at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert.

References

  • "Plaque" is a common misspelling of "plague", as confirmed by the "It typos you in the <part>" attack messages.
  • The eighth Plague of Egypt in the Bible is a plague of locusts.
  • "It tries to crush you, but you don't wanna be crushed (or buried in fear)" may be a reference to "Rappers We Crush" by MC Frontalot featuring KOMPRESSOR, where part of the lyrics go "I don't wanna be crushed, buried in fear, or left for töt".
  • The plaque instead of plague could also be a reference to The Simpsons Episode 2F10 "And Maggie Makes Three" in which Mr. Burns says, "I'm afraid it's not that simple. As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague." In actuality he gives Homer a demotivational plaque.