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|text= | |text=This animelf is responsible for extruding the acres of brightly-colored plastic needed to make the cheap electronic toys Uncle Crimboku requires. You know how bad burning plastic smells, right? This elf has to smell that all day long. Yeah. He's got some rage issues. | ||
|hit= | |hit=He extrudes a plastic knife and shanks you with it. | ||
|miss= | He extrudes a piece of plastic into a plastic club (not the hardest thing to do) and bonks you with it. | ||
|miss=His extrusion machine overheats and he has to wait for it to cool down, lest he fill the warehouse with noxious fumes. | |||
He tries to strangle you with a plastic tube, but looks embarrassed when it breaks due to an imperfect extrusion process. | |||
He whips a chunk of un-extruded plastic at you, but you dodge. | |||
He tries to shank you with a plastic knife, but you say "no shanks." | |||
|critical= | |critical= | ||
|fumble= | |||
|fumble=He extrudes a piece of plastic into a club, but it just makes a harmless hollow *bonk* when it hits you. | |||
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Revision as of 10:42, 16 December 2012
| Plastic-extruding animelf | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1251 |
| Locations | Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012) |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie - 5 |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle - 5 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | plastic ingot, plastic ingot |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a plastic-extruding animelfThis animelf is responsible for extruding the acres of brightly-colored plastic needed to make the cheap electronic toys Uncle Crimboku requires. You know how bad burning plastic smells, right? This elf has to smell that all day long. Yeah. He's got some rage issues.
Hit Message(s):
He extrudes a plastic knife and shanks you with it. He extrudes a piece of plastic into a plastic club (not the hardest thing to do) and bonks you with it.
not known
His extrusion machine overheats and he has to wait for it to cool down, lest he fill the warehouse with noxious fumes.
He tries to strangle you with a plastic tube, but looks embarrassed when it breaks due to an imperfect extrusion process. He whips a chunk of un-extruded plastic at you, but you dodge. He tries to shank you with a plastic knife, but you say "no shanks."
He extrudes a piece of plastic into a club, but it just makes a harmless hollow *bonk* when it hits you. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012).
