Plastic-extruding animelf

Plastic-extruding animelf
Monster ID	1251
Locations	Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012)
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Player's Buffed Moxie - 5
Defense	Player's Buffed Muscle - 5
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	elf
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	plastic ingot, plastic ingot
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a plastic-extruding animelf

This animelf is responsible for extruding the acres of brightly-colored plastic needed to make the cheap electronic toys Uncle Crimboku requires. You know how bad burning plastic smells, right? This elf has to smell that all day long. Yeah. He's got some rage issues.

Hit Message(s):

He extrudes a plastic knife and shanks you with it.

He extrudes a piece of plastic into a plastic club (not the hardest thing to do) and bonks you with it.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

His extrusion machine overheats and he has to wait for it to cool down, lest he fill the warehouse with noxious fumes.

He tries to strangle you with a plastic tube, but looks embarrassed when it breaks due to an imperfect extrusion process.

He whips a chunk of un-extruded plastic at you, but you dodge.

He tries to shank you with a plastic knife, but you say "no shanks."

Fumble Message:

He extrudes a piece of plastic into a club, but it just makes a harmless hollow *bonk* when it hits you. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: plastic ingot

You acquire an item: electrical thingamabob

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Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012).