Plexiglass pikestaff

This is by far the best pike to come down the pike in a long time. It's a long spear, tipped with a loving, detailed, and razor-sharp depiction of a common freshwater fish. It was forged in the misty mountains (or perhaps the foggy flatlands) by seven-foot tall dwarves and consecrated by Deep Fat Friars. It's clear, sharp, virtually indestructible, and undeniably badass. Jump up, touch your toes, and enjoy.

Type: weapon (2-handed spear)
Power: 180
Muscle Required: 75
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded

Notes

• Reward for ascending hardcore oxygenarian as a Seal Clubber.

References

• The Misty Mountains is a reference to the Lord of the Rings books by J. R. R. Tolkien.
• The last part of the description refers to the "pike position" in diving and other feats of athleticism, wherein the diver reaches over and touches their toes.

See Also

• Bonus Melee Damage
• Extra PvP Fights
• Muscle Modifiers

Collection

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