Bag of airline peanuts

Template:Itemheader This is a little foil packet labelled "Peanuts". It doesn't feel like peanuts inside it, but there's a warning on the back that says "Warning: contains peanuts", so it must be true.

Type: combat / usable item
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item

When Used

• From inventory:

You take the little foil packet and tear it open. Several live snakes spring out of it, biting you in the face! Aaaah! Where's Samuel L Jackson when you need him!?

You lose 5-8 hit points.

You acquire an effect: Poisoned(?) (duration: 10 Adventures)Data:Poisoned

• In Combat:

You aim the little foil packet at your opponent and tear it open. Several live snakes spring out of it, biting them on the face (or face-analogue) for 6-10 damage. You know all the security scenarios they ran? Well, they didn't run this one.

Notes

• Obtained by using the skill Summon Hilarious Objects.
• Up until April 15th, it was the only useful summon from the Summon Hilarious Objects skill.

See Also

• Hilarious Objects
• Muscle Modifiers
• Mysticality Modifiers
• Moxie Modifiers

References

• The combat and use text are references to the (as of April 2006) upcoming film and internet meme, Snakes On a Plane, which stars Samuel L. Jackson and Kenan Thompson.
• "Warning: Contains Peanuts" is an actual warning label on bags of Sainsbury's Peanuts.

Collection

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