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|text=Man, this is one seriously fancy imp. His horns are immaculately trimmed, his tail is meticulously curled, his teeth are gleaming white, and his claws are razor-sharp. He must spend hours in front of the mirror every day. | |text=Man, this is one seriously fancy imp. His horns are immaculately trimmed, his tail is meticulously curled, his teeth are gleaming white, and his claws are razor-sharp. He must spend hours in front of the mirror every day. | ||
|hit=He stomps on your foot with his impeccably-manicured hoof. Well, at least he didn't go hoof-to-mouth. | |hit=He stomps on your foot with his impeccably-manicured hoof. Well, at least he didn't go hoof-to-mouth. {{ouch|3}} | ||
He scratches you with one immaculately-manicured claw. At least it was a clean scratch. | He scratches you with one immaculately-manicured claw. At least it was a clean scratch. {{ouch|3}} | ||
He smacks you with his impeccably-plucked tail. At least you didn't get scratched by tail stubble, right? | He smacks you with his impeccably-plucked tail. At least you didn't get scratched by tail stubble, right? {{ouch|3}} | ||
He bites you with one gleaming-white fang. Well, at least you won't get an infection. | He bites you with one gleaming-white fang. Well, at least you won't get an infection. {{ouch|3}} | ||
|critical= | |critical=He pulls out a little mirror, makes sure that his horns are perfectly symmetrical and spotless, then gores you with both of them. It's symmetrically painful. {{ouch|3}} | ||
|miss=He notices a smudge on his cloven hoof and stops to buff it out. | |miss=He notices a smudge on his cloven hoof and stops to buff it out. | ||
He stops to polish a tiny spot off of one of his fangs. | He stops to polish a tiny spot off of one of his fangs. | ||
He stops to file his claws. Under 'C,' presumably. | |||
He stops to pick a few stray hairs out of his tail. | |||
|fumble=He notices that one of his horns is a little bigger than the other. He files that one down, then notices that now the *other* horn is bigger, so he files that one down. This continues for a goodly long while. | |fumble=He notices that one of his horns is a little bigger than the other. He files that one down, then notices that now the *other* horn is bigger, so he files that one down. This continues for a goodly long while. | ||
Revision as of 20:18, 4 February 2011
| Pr Imp | |
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| Monster ID | 979 |
| Locations | The Laugh Floor |
| Hit Points | 60 |
| Attack | 60 |
| Defense | 54 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 40-60 |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | hot |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso, wing |
| Drops | imp air |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Pr ImpMan, this is one seriously fancy imp. His horns are immaculately trimmed, his tail is meticulously curled, his teeth are gleaming white, and his claws are razor-sharp. He must spend hours in front of the mirror every day.
Hit Message(s):
He stomps on your foot with his impeccably-manicured hoof. Well, at least he didn't go hoof-to-mouth. Ooh! Ooh! Ouch!
He scratches you with one immaculately-manicured claw. At least it was a clean scratch. Argh! Eek! Argh!
He smacks you with his impeccably-plucked tail. At least you didn't get scratched by tail stubble, right? Ouch! Argh! Ugh!
He bites you with one gleaming-white fang. Well, at least you won't get an infection. Oof! Ooh! Ooh!
He pulls out a little mirror, makes sure that his horns are perfectly symmetrical and spotless, then gores you with both of them. It's symmetrically painful. Argh! Ouch! Argh!
He notices a smudge on his cloven hoof and stops to buff it out.
He stops to polish a tiny spot off of one of his fangs.
He stops to file his claws. Under 'C,' presumably.
He stops to pick a few stray hairs out of his tail.
He notices that one of his horns is a little bigger than the other. He files that one down, then notices that now the *other* horn is bigger, so he files that one down. This continues for a goodly long while. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 48−58 Meat |
 | You acquire an item: imp air |
