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It tries to reproduce asexually, but all it manages to do is humiliate itself. You cringe in secondhand embarrassment. {{ouch|3}} {{element|sleaze}} | It tries to reproduce asexually, but all it manages to do is humiliate itself. You cringe in secondhand embarrassment. {{ouch|3}} {{element|sleaze}} | ||
|miss=It squirts foul-smelling goo in various directions. Luckily none of it hits you. | |miss=It tries to slam its terrible little slimy body into you, but it misses, apparently because it can't see you. | ||
It squirts foul-smelling goo in various directions. Luckily none of it hits you. | |||
It tries to reproduce asexually, but it's too unattractive to even manage that. Pathetic. | It tries to reproduce asexually, but it's too unattractive to even manage that. Pathetic. | ||
Revision as of 23:32, 25 July 2024
| Proto-protozoa | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2450 |
| Locations | The Primordial Stew |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | slime |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | glob, membrane, organelle |
| Drops | protogenetic chunklet (lips), proto-proto-protozoa |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a proto-protozoaWhen God invented the zoa, he had to try several times before he got it right. This is one of the early versions, and I gotta tell you, it sucks.
Hit Message(s):
It blindly slams into your <leg> over and over again. I guess those things aren't eyes. Argh! Oof! Ooh!
It squirts a stream of foul-smelling goo all over your <leg>. Ugh! Eek! Ooh! (stench damage)
It tries to reproduce asexually, but all it manages to do is humiliate itself. You cringe in secondhand embarrassment. Ouch! Eek! Argh! (sleaze damage)
It blindly slams into your <leg> over and over again. I guess those things aren't eyes. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Oof! Ugh!
It tries to slam its terrible little slimy body into you, but it misses, apparently because it can't see you.
It squirts foul-smelling goo in various directions. Luckily none of it hits you.
It tries to reproduce asexually, but it's too unattractive to even manage that. Pathetic.
It tries to slam its terrible little slimy body into you, but it misses, apparently because it can't see you. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: protogenetic chunklet (lips) (% chance)* |
Occurs at The Primordial Stew.
