Proto-protozoa

Proto-protozoa
Monster ID	2450
Locations	The Primordial Stew
Hit Points	?
Attack	?
Defense	unknown
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	slime
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	glob, membrane, organelle
Drops	protogenetic chunklet (lips), proto-proto-protozoa
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a proto-protozoa

When God invented the zoa, he had to try several times before he got it right. This is one of the early versions, and I gotta tell you, it sucks.

Hit Message(s):

It blindly slams into your <face> over and over again. I guess those things aren't eyes. Ow! Ouch! Eek!

It squirts a stream of foul-smelling goo all over your <face>. Oof! Oof! Ow! (stench damage)

It tries to reproduce asexually, but all it manages to do is humiliate itself. You cringe in secondhand embarrassment. Ooh! Ooh! Ow! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It blindly slams into your <face> over and over again. I guess those things aren't eyes. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ouch! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to slam its terrible little slimy body into you, but it misses, apparently because it can't see you.

It squirts foul-smelling goo in various directions. Luckily none of it hits you.

It tries to reproduce asexually, but it's too unattractive to even manage that. Pathetic.

Fumble Message:

It tries to slam its terrible little slimy body into you, but it misses, apparently because it can't see you. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: protogenetic chunklet (lips) (% chance)*

You acquire an item: proto-proto-protozoa (% chance)*

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Occurs at The Primordial Stew.