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You enter the room, and see nothing but a very very very very very very large statue, sitting exactly where the stairs down should be.
You enter the room, and see nothing but a very very very very very very large statue, sitting exactly where the stairs down should be.


"Gosh, what a fiendishly difficult and original puzzle," you think, as you also think the exact opposite.
"Gosh, what a fiendishly difficult and original puzzle," you think, as you also think the exact opposite.
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<center>'''Push It Real Good'''<br>(Failed attempt)</center>
 
You push harder than a drug dealer with two kids and a mortgage, but the statue doesn't move. At least now you have a shiny new hernia to show the folks at home.
You push harder than a drug dealer with two kids and a mortgage, but the statue doesn't move. At least now you have a shiny new hernia to show the folks at home.
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<center>'''Push It Real Good'''<br>(Successful attempt)</center>
You want to push the statue around, and so you do. You want to push it down, and you do. You then take it for granted and go down the stairs.
You want to push the statue around, and so you do. You want to push it down, and you do. You then take it for granted and go down the stairs.
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Revision as of 20:19, 29 August 2005

Push it Real Good

You enter the room, and see nothing but a very very very very very very large statue, sitting exactly where the stairs down should be.

"Gosh, what a fiendishly difficult and original puzzle," you think, as you also think the exact opposite.


Push It Real Good
(Failed attempt)

You push harder than a drug dealer with two kids and a mortgage, but the statue doesn't move. At least now you have a shiny new hernia to show the folks at home.


Push It Real Good
(Successful attempt)

You want to push the statue around, and so you do. You want to push it down, and you do. You then take it for granted and go down the stairs.


Occurs in Fernswarthy's Basement.