Quality control animelf

Quality control animelf
Monster ID	1259
Locations	Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012)
Hit Points	?
Attack	?
Defense	unknown
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	elf
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	plastic ingot, electrical thingamabob
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a quality control animelf

This animelf is responsible for play-testing all the toys the animelfs make. You might think that's a great job--I mean, who wouldn't want to play with toys all day?--but really, it just means you pick up a Chibibuddy™ poke all the buttons, and make sure the thing doesn't explode. And occasionally, they do explode, and he gets burned, and now he's ready to explode at you.

Hit Message(s):

He throws a BittyCar at you, which is both simple assault and a hit-and-run. Oof! Ooh! Ow!

He throws a few blind-packed capsules at you, leaving tiny mysterious impressions on your <lower back> and <lower back>. Ooh! Oof! Eek!

He throws a Chibibuddy™ at you, leaving an egg-shaped impression in your (possibly also egg-shaped) head. Eek! Ouch! Oof!

He throws a bubble-wrap simulator at you. It goes POP POP and you go OW OW.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He throws a BittyCar at you, but he's a lousy driver and misses.

He throws a blind-packed capsule at you, but it pops open and he has to avert his eyes and put it back together.

He throws a Chibibuddy™ at you, but you dodge.

He throws a bubble-wrap simulator at you, but you cushion the blow with actual bubble-wrap.

Fumble Message:

He launches a fleet of BittyCars at you, but they run out of battery before they get to you, so he has to pick them all up and put them on their chargers again. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: plastic ingot

You acquire an item: electrical thingamabob

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Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012).