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For complete spoilers, follow the link to what you're looking for. Most quests open up according to your [[level]]. Your progress in most of the quests can be tracked in the [[Quest Log]].
===[[The Council of Loathing]] Quests===
===[[The Council of Loathing]] Quests===
*Level 1 - [[Toot Oriole Quest]] ("Toot!") ''(tutorial; first [[ascension]] only)''
*Level 2 - [[Spooky Forest Quest]] ("Looking for a Larva in All the Wrong Places")
*Level 3 - [[Typical Tavern Quest]] ("Ooh, I Think I Smell a Rat")
*Level 4 - [[Boss Bat Quest]] ("Ooh, I Think I Smell a Bat.")
*Level 5 - [[The King of Cobb's Knob Quest]] ("The Goblin Who Wouldn't Be King")
*Level 6 - [[Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest]] ("Trial By Friar")
*Level 7 - [[Undefile the Cyrpt Quest]] ("Cyrptic Emanations")
*Level 8 - [[Mt. McLargeHuge Quest]] ("Am I my Trapper's Keeper?")
*Level 9 - [[Strange Leaflet Quest]] ''(optional)''
*Level 9 - [[Orc Chasm Quest]] ("A Quest, LOL")
*Level 10 - [[Giant Trash Quest]] ("The Rain on the Plains is Mainly Garbage")
*Level 11 - [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]] ("<Player Name> and the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin")
*Level 12 - [[Mysterious Island Quest]] ("Make War, Not... Oh, Wait")
*Level 13 - [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] ("The Final Ultimate Epic Final Conflict")


<table style="border:thin solid silver; border-collapse:collapse; width:100%;">
Note that newly-[[ascension|ascended]] characters can't complete the Toot Oriole's Quest again. They should still visit [[Mt. Noob]] for a [[Letter from King Ralph XI|special delivery]].
<tr style="background-color:#ccc; text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">
<td style="text-align:center;">Level</td><td>Quest</td><td>&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>1</td>
<td>[[Toot Oriole Quest]]</td>
<td>"Toot!"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>2</td>
<td>[[Spooky Forest Quest]]</td>
<td>"Looking for a Larva in All the Wrong Places"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>3</td>
<td>[[Typical Tavern Quest]]</td>
<td>"Ooh, I Think I Smell a Rat"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>4</td>
<td>[[Boss Bat Quest]]</td>
<td>"Ooh, I Think I Smell a Bat"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>5</td>
<td>[[The King of Cobb's Knob Quest]]</td>
<td>"The Goblin Who Wouldn't Be King"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>6</td>
<td>[[Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest]]</td>
<td>"Trial By Friar"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>7</td>
<td>[[Undefile the Cyrpt Quest]]</td>
<td>"Cyrptic Emanations"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>8</td>
<td>[[Mt. McLargeHuge Quest]]</td>
<td>"Am I my Trapper's Keeper?"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>9</td>
<td>[[Orc Chasm Quest]] / [[Strange Leaflet Quest]] ''(optional)''</td>
<td>"A Quest, LOL"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>10</td>
<td>[[Giant Trash Quest]]</td>
<td>"The Rain on the Plains is Mainly Garbage"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>11</td>
<td>[[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]]</td>
<td>"<Player Name> and the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>12</td>
<td>[[Mysterious Island Quest]]</td>
<td>"Make War, Not... Oh, Wait"</td>
</tr>
<tr valign="top">
<td>13</td>
<td>[[Naughty Sorceress Quest]]</td>
<td>"The Final Ultimate Epic Final Conflict"</td>
</tr>
</table>


===[[Guild Hall|Guild]] Quests===
All other Council quests (except the Strange Leaflet Quest) must be completed before the Naughty Sorceress Quest becomes available.


<table style="border:thin solid silver; border-collapse:collapse; width:100%;">
On October 32 (November 1st), 2005, [[The Council of Loathing]] gave the [[Zombie Cure|Zombie Cure Quest]]/[[Doc Galaktik's Quest for a Cure]] to everyone. [[The Gray Plague]] and its quests were ended on November 6th, 2005, after the entire population of the Kingdom was vaccinated. The sick ones, anyway.
<tr style="background-color:#ccc; text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">
<td>Mainstat</td><td>Quest</td><td>&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>&nbsp;</td>
<td>[[Bitchin' Meatcar Quest]]</td>
<td>"My Other Car is Made of Meat"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>11</td>
<td>[[The Wizard of Ego]]</td>
<td>&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>12</td>
<td>[[Legendary Epic Weapon Quest]]</td>
<td>&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>25</td>
<td>[[A Dark and Dank and Sinister Quest]]</td>
<td>&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>34</td>
<td>[[White Citadel Quest]]</td>
<td>"<Player Name> and <Familiar Name> Go to White Citadel"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>45-90</td>
<td>[[Me and My Nemesis#The Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair|Me and My Nemesis]]</td>
<td>''The Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair''</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>100</td>
<td>[[Dwarven Factory Quest]]</td>
<td>"<Player Name>'s Delivery Service"</td>
</tr>
</table>


===Miscellaneous Quests===
===[[Guild Hall|Guild]] Quests===
These quests are given by the NPCs in your [[Guild Hall]], and most only become available when your base [[Stat|mainstat]] is high enough.
*[[Bitchin' Meatcar Quest]] ("My Other Car Is Made of Meat")
*Mainstat 11 - "[[The Wizard of Ego]]" ''(second part requires mainstat 18)''
*Mainstat 34 - [[White Citadel Quest]] ("<Player Name> and <Familiar Name> Go To White Citadel") ''(If you do not have a familiar with you, the familiar name defaults to Kumar.)''
*Mainstat 100 - [[Dwarven Factory Quest]] ("<Player Name>'s Delivery Service")


<table style="border:thin solid silver; border-collapse:collapse; width:100%;">
[[Me and My Nemesis|Nemesis]] Quest:
<tr style="background-color:#ccc; text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">
*Mainstat 12 - [[Legendary Epic Weapon Quest]] ''(part of the Me and My Nemesis Quest)''
<td>Quest</td><td>Given By</td><td>Location</td>
*Mainstat 25 - [[A Dark and Dank and Sinister Quest]]
</tr>
*Mainstat 45-90 - [[Me and My Nemesis#The Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair|Me and My Nemesis]] ''(The Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair)''
<tr>
<td>[[Defend the Gourd Quest]]</td>
<td>[[Captain of the Gourd]]</td>
<td>[[The Gourd Tower]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Doc Galaktik's Quest for Herbs]]</td>
<td>[[Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show|Doc Galaktik]]</td>
<td>[[Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Pretentious Artist Quest]]</td>
<td>[[The Dirt-Walled Hovel of The Pretentious Artist|The Pretentious Artist]]</td>
<td>[[The Dirt-Walled Hovel of The Pretentious Artist]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Untinker Quest]]</td>
<td>[[The Untinker's Cottage|The Untinker]]</td>
<td>[[The Untinker's Cottage]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Harold's Hammer Quest]]</td>
<td>[[Please, Hammer|Harold]]</td>
<td>[[The Sleazy Back Alley]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Baker Quest]]</td>
<td>[[The Baker's Dilemma|Claude's Baker Friend]]</td>
<td>[[The Haunted Pantry]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Wounded Guard Quest]]</td>
<td>[[When Rocks Attack|Knob Goblin Guard]]</td>
<td>[[Outskirts of Cobb's Knob]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Cell 37]]</td>
<td>[[Cell 37|Subject 37]]</td>
<td>[[Cobb's Knob Menagerie]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Azazel, Ma Belle]]<br></td>
<td>[[Pandamonium|Azazel]]</td>
<td>[[Azazel's Temple]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Cap'm Caronch Quest|I Rate, You Rate]]</td>
<td>[[You and the Cap'm Make it Hap'm|Cap'm Caronch]]</td>
<td>[[Barrrney's Barrr]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Daily Quest]]</td>
<td>[[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|The Bounty Hunter Hunter]]</td>
<td>[[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[An Old Guy and The Ocean]]</td>
<td>[[An Old Man]]</td>
<td>[[An Old Man (and the Sea)]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Sea Monkees Quest]]</td>
<td>[[Wriggling flytrap pellet|Little Brother]]</td>
<td>[[An Octopus's Garden]]</td>
</tr>
</table>


===Limited Quests===
Each stage of the Nemesis quest requires the completion of the previous stage. Similarly, the series of quests given by "[[Paco]]" (the quest-giver in the back of the guild) unlock in order.


<table style="border:thin solid silver; border-collapse:collapse;">
===Miscellaneous Quests===
<tr style="background-color:#ccc; text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">
*[[Defend the Gourd Quest]] ("Out of Your Gourd")
<td>&nbsp;</td><td>Required</td><td>Quest</td>
*[[Doc Galaktik's Quest for Herbs]] ("What's Up, Doc?")
</tr>
*[[Mayor Zapruder|Mayor Zapruder Quests]] ("A Bugbear of a Problem")
<tr>
**[[Tame the Bugbears]]
<td>[[File:Mongo32d8.gif|30px]]</td>
**[[Summon a Mushroom Familiar]]
<td style="background-color:#77FF77;">[[The Mongoose|Mongoose]], [[The Wallaby|Wallaby]], or [[The Vole|Vole]] Moon Sign</td>
**[[Defeat Felonia]]
<td>[[Mayor Zapruder|A Bugbear of a Problem]]</td>
*[[Pretentious Artist Quest]] ("Suffering For His Art")
</tr>
*[[Untinker Quest]] ("Driven Crazy")
<tr>
*[[Harold's Hammer Quest]] ("Hammer Time")
<td>[[File:Blend28f28.gif|30px]]</td>
*[[Baker Quest]] ("Baker, Baker")
<td style="background-color:#77FF77;">[[The Wombat|Wombat]], [[The Blender|Blender]] or [[The Packrat|Packrat]] Moon Sign</td>
*[[Wounded Guard Quest]] ("When Rocks Attack")
<td>[[Going Postal]]</td>
*[[Azazel, Ma Belle]] ("Angry <Player Name>, this is Azazel in Hell.")
</tr>
*"[[Going Postal]]"
<tr>
*[[Cap'm Caronch Quest]] ("I Rate, You Rate")
<td>[[File:Babyworm.gif]]</td>
*[[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Daily Quest]] ("A Bounty Hunter Is You!")
<td style="background-color:#90BBBB;">[[Baby Sandworm]]</td>
*[[The Sea|Sea]] Quests
<td>[[Memories, in the Corners of your Mind|Memory]] Quests</td>
**"[[An Old Guy and The Ocean]]"
</tr>
**[[Sea Monkees Quest]] ("Hey, Hey, They're Sea Monkees")
<tr>
*[[Memories, in the Corners of your Mind|Memory]] Quests
<td>[[File:Lilxeno.gif]]</td>
**"[[Primordial Fear]]"
<td style="background-color:#90BBBB;">[[Li'l Xenomorph]]</td>
**"[[Hyboria? I don't even...]]"
<td>[[Repair the Elves' Shield Generator]]</td>
**"[[Future]]"
</tr>
*"[[Cell 37|The Pretty Good Escape]]"
<tr>
*"[[The Landscaper|Scapegoat]]"
<td>[[File:Lspainting.gif]]</td>
*"[[The Quest for the Legendary Beat]]"
<td style="background-color:#90BBBB;">[[Antique painting of a landscape]]</td>
*"[[Repair the Elves' Shield Generator]]"
<td>[[The Landscaper|Scapegoat]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[File:Antiquelp.gif]]</td>
<td style="background-color:#90BBBB;">[[Antique record album]]</td>
<td>[[The Quest for the Legendary Beat]]</td>
</tr>
</table>
 
===Other Accomplishments (Current Incarnation)===
 
<table style="border:thin solid silver; border-collapse:collapse; width:100%;">
<tr style="background-color:#ccc; text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">
<td style="text-align:center;">Accomplishment</td><td>Requirement</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have helped defend the Gourd.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Defend the Gourd Quest]] once</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have made the Gourd completely safe.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Defend the Gourd Quest]] 21 times</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have slain your Nemesis in the Cave.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Slay Your Nemesis Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have found the Dolphin King's treasure.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Dolphin King's Map Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have found the Slug Lord's treasure.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Slug Lord's Map Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.</td>
<td>Complete [[Dr. Hobo's Map Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have solved the Bugbear problem at Degrassi Knoll.</td>
<td>[[Defeat Felonia]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered the secret of the Dungeons of Doom.</td>
<td>Find [[The Secret of the Dungeons of Doom]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered the Hidden Temple.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Spooky Temple Map Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Bitchin' Meatcar Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have planted a Beanstalk in the Nearby Plains.</td>
<td>Unlock [[The Beanstalk]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have slain Baron Von Ratsworth.</td>
<td>Kill [[Baron von Ratsworth]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.</td>
<td>Complete the [[31337 Scroll Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have found the Hole in the Sky.</td>
<td>[[Unlocking The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have defeated the Naughty Sorceress.</td>
<td>[[Naughty Sorceress Quest|Slay the Naughty Sorceress]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have freed King Ralph XI from the Sorceress' prism.</td>
<td>Free [[Naughty Sorceress Quest#Free King Ralph XI|King Ralph XI]]</td>
</tr>
</table>
 
===Other Accomplishments (Permanent)===


<table style="border:thin solid silver; border-collapse:collapse; width:100%;">
==Other Accomplishments==
<tr style="background-color:#ccc; text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">
*[[31337 Scroll Quest]]
<td style="text-align:center;">Accomplishment</td><td>Requirement</td>
*[[The Altar of Literacy|Altar of Literacy Quest]]
</tr>
*[[Giant Trash Quest#Tasks|Beanstalk Quest]] ''(part of the Giant Trash Quest)''
<tr>
*[[Dolphin King's Map Quest]]
<td>You have proven yourself literate.</td>
*[[Dr. Hobo's Map Quest]]
<td>[[The Altar of Literacy|Altar of Literacy Quest]]</td>
*[[Most Extreme Haiku Challenge]]
</tr>
*[[The Secret of the Dungeons of Doom]]
<tr>
*[[Slug Lord's Map Quest]]
<td>You have completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.</td>
*[[Spooky Temple Map Quest]]
<td>Complete the [[Most Extreme Haiku Challenge]]</td>
*[[Unlocking The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky]] ''(part of the Giant Trash Quest)''
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have permanently unlocked the [[Bad Moon]] sign.</td>
<td>Complete a 100% [[Black Cat]] Bad Moon run</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have unlocked # [[tattoo]]s.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have earned # [[trophy|trophies]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have collected # [[:Category:Familiars|familiars]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have pickpocketed # items.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Your strongest physical attack so far dealt # damage.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Your most powerful spell so far dealt # damage.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have completed # Hardcore ascensions.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have picked # [[pretty flower]]s in PvP combat.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered # [[Meat-Pasting Discoveries|Meat-Pasting recipes]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered # [[Cooking Discoveries|Cooking recipes]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered # [[Meatsmithing Discoveries|Meatsmithing recipes]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered # [[Cocktailcrafting Discoveries|Cocktailcrafting recipes]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered # [[Jewelry Discoveries|Jewelrycrafting recipes]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered # [[Miscellaneous Discoveries|Miscellaneous recipes]].</td>
</tr>
</table>


==Notes==
==Quests That Don't Appear in Your Quest Log==
*Newly-[[ascension|ascended]] characters can't complete the Toot Oriole's Quest again. They should still visit [[Mt. Noob]] for a [[Letter from King Ralph XI|special delivery]].
*[[Dwarven Factory Complex Puzzle]]
*All Council quests (except the Strange Leaflet Quest) must be completed before the Naughty Sorceress Quest becomes available.
*[[Around the World Quest]]
*Guild quests are given by the NPCs in your [[Guild Hall]], and most only become available when your base [[Stat|mainstat]] is high enough.
*[[El Vibrato Island guide#Getting to the Island|El Vibrato Island Quest]]
*A more complete list of quests and other accomplishments can be found in the [[Quest Log]] entry.
*[[Giant Castle Map Quest]]
*[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery (Wartime)|Mysterious Island of Mystery]] Side-Quests
**[[Advertise for the Mysterious Island Arena]]
**[[Defowl the Farm]]
**[[Exterminate the Filthworm Infestation]]
**[[Recover the Lighthouse Keeper's Gunpowder]]
**[[Recover the Sisters' Meat]]
**[[Retrieve Yossarian's Tools]]
*[[Pagoda Quest]]
*[[half of a memo|Silver Shrimp Fork Quest]]
*[[Spookyraven Manor Quest]]
*[[Zapping#Description|Zap Quest]]


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Revision as of 04:24, 29 October 2011

For complete spoilers, follow the link to what you're looking for. Most quests open up according to your level. Your progress in most of the quests can be tracked in the Quest Log.

Note that newly-ascended characters can't complete the Toot Oriole's Quest again. They should still visit Mt. Noob for a special delivery.

All other Council quests (except the Strange Leaflet Quest) must be completed before the Naughty Sorceress Quest becomes available.

On October 32 (November 1st), 2005, The Council of Loathing gave the Zombie Cure Quest/Doc Galaktik's Quest for a Cure to everyone. The Gray Plague and its quests were ended on November 6th, 2005, after the entire population of the Kingdom was vaccinated. The sick ones, anyway.

Guild Quests

These quests are given by the NPCs in your Guild Hall, and most only become available when your base mainstat is high enough.

Nemesis Quest:

Each stage of the Nemesis quest requires the completion of the previous stage. Similarly, the series of quests given by "Paco" (the quest-giver in the back of the guild) unlock in order.

Miscellaneous Quests

Other Accomplishments

Quests That Don't Appear in Your Quest Log