Raver Giant

He drops his enormous pacifier on your sensitive skull. Ugh! Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Eek!

He swings one of his glowsticks, which is tied to a giant shoelace, and whacks you in the thigh. Isn't that obnoxious? Argh! Argh! Ow! Ooh! Argh! Ugh!

He manages to stomp on you, but doesn't miss a beat. Ooh! Ow! Ow! Argh! Ooh!

He drops his pacifier, but recovers it without missing the beat.

He swings a glowstick on a string at you, but misses.

He almost stomps on you, but is distracted by how wonderful the texture of the walls is.

You gain 121−183 Meat (average: 152.7, stdev: 12.8)*

You acquire 30.6% chance Angry Farmer candies

You acquire 28.4% chance giant needles

You acquire 29.2% chance Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rubs

You gain 28 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky.

References

• Brobdingnag is an Island occupied by giants in Gulliver's Travels.
• Some ravers really wore those stupid striped hats in the early nineties. They are still purchasable at many amusement parks.
• The Thomas Covenant novel "The Illearth War" features three Giants who are possessed by spirits called Ravers.
• The phrase "dancing ever closer to you while repetitive electronic music goads him on" is a reference to the book King Rat by China Mieville, in which a modern Pied Piper uses electronic music to cause party-goers to attack rats by stamping non-stop.