Red traffic cone

red traffic cone

This is a big cone of bright red plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!

If they built a huge funnel and put it upside down on top of Red Square, it'd probably look a lot like this thing. Only larger.

Type: hat
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 100 Meat.

Moxie +3
So-So Cold Resistance

(In-game plural: red traffic cones)

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Item number: 1306
Description ID: 250843485
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Notes

• This item appeared in players' inventories the next morning if they had seen the To the Rescue stupor adventure, available by adventuring in a St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor on St Sneaky Pete's Day III. The adventure would only occur if they were wielding a cheap plastic bottle opener.

References

• "It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone," is a line from the television show, Red Dwarf, in the episode entitled "Last Day".
• As mentioned in the description, Red Square is a famous landmark in Russia.

See Also

• Elemental Resistance
• Moxie Modifiers

Collection

• 🥇: Aremedis (#153907), Drool (#198845), Jesus (#434976), deedlee (#223919), meganirene (#584640), piman (#184512), scissors (#207070), tivolimom (#549388) - 2
• #9: A Tiny Plastic Puddle (#602117), Aamrie (#491641) - 1

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