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|text=This cave elf is responsible for picking up rocks, banging them together or against other rocks, then putting them back down. How this helps with the manufacture of simple tools, none can say. Pretty much, everyone's afraid of questioning the work ethic of a huge, muscled, hulking behemoth with a big rock in each hand.
|text=This cave elf is responsible for picking up rocks, banging them together or against other rocks, then putting them back down. How this helps with the manufacture of simple tools, none can say. Pretty much, everyone's afraid of questioning the work ethic of a huge, muscled, hulking behemoth with a big rock in each hand.


|hit=Apparently, he's without sin, because he casts the first, second, and third stones at you. They leave big grapefruit-sized bruises on various sensitive parts of your body.  
|hit=He rocks you like a queen. Apparently he couldn't quite get up to "hurricane" level rocking. {{ouch|4}}


He picks up a big rock and smashes it into your {{part}}. You roll on the ground in agony.  
Apparently, he's without sin, because he casts the first, second, and third stones at you. They leave big grapefruit-sized bruises on various sensitive parts of your body. {{ouch|4}}
 
He picks up a big rock and smashes it into your {{part}}. You roll on the ground in agony. {{ouch|4}}
 
He drops a rock on your toe. This little piggy went to the hospital... {{ouch|4}}


|miss=He tries to smash you with a rock, but you distract him with a shiny object.
|miss=He tries to smash you with a rock, but you distract him with a shiny object.
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He tries to drop a rock on your toe, but hits where the little piggy who's currently at the market would have been.
He tries to drop a rock on your toe, but hits where the little piggy who's currently at the market would have been.
 
|fumble=He lifts a huge boulder out of the ground, holds hit over his head -- and then his knees buckle and he falls beneath the weight.
He lifts a huge boulder out of the ground, holds hit over his head -- and then his knees buckle and he falls beneath the weight.
 
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Revision as of 16:35, 1 December 2006

Rock-banging cave elf
Monster ID 428
Locations Simple Tool-Making Cave
Hit Points Scales with player stats
Attack Scales with player stats
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum elf
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops rock, rock, stick
Quest big leaf
Manuel Entry
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rock-banging cave elf You're fighting a rock-banging cave elf

This cave elf is responsible for picking up rocks, banging them together or against other rocks, then putting them back down. How this helps with the manufacture of simple tools, none can say. Pretty much, everyone's afraid of questioning the work ethic of a huge, muscled, hulking behemoth with a big rock in each hand.

Hit Message(s):

He rocks you like a queen. Apparently he couldn't quite get up to "hurricane" level rocking. Ow! Ow! Argh! Eek!

Apparently, he's without sin, because he casts the first, second, and third stones at you. They leave big grapefruit-sized bruises on various sensitive parts of your body. Ooh! Eek! Eek! Ouch!

He picks up a big rock and smashes it into your <ear>. You roll on the ground in agony. Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Ow!

He drops a rock on your toe. This little piggy went to the hospital... Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He tries to smash you with a rock, but you distract him with a shiny object.

He tries to rock you, but you refuse to be rocked.

He tries to throw a stone at you, but he misses and kills two nearby birds instead.

He tries to drop a rock on your toe, but hits where the little piggy who's currently at the market would have been.

Fumble Message:

He lifts a huge boulder out of the ground, holds hit over his head -- and then his knees buckle and he falls beneath the weight. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: rock (??.?% chance)*Data:rock
You acquire an item: rock (??.?% chance)*Data:rock
You acquire an item: stick (??.?% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at Simple Tool-Making Cave

References

  • The hit message about the birds is a reference to the aphorism "to kill two birds with one stone".
  • The hit message about being without sin is a reference to a quote from the Bible: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."