Barrrnacle (familiar)

Barrrnacle

Crusty crustacean This little guy really sucks Your foe's will to live.

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Ability: Occasionally reduces enemy level at the beginning of combat by (weight/3) levels.

Hatchling: barrrnacle

Familiar equipment: sucky decal

The Cake-Shaped Arena: Strength: Hide and Seek, Weakness: Ultimate Cage Match

Combat Messages

• Regular message:

<name> latches onto him and slows him down...

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

<name> grips your slain foe's wallet tight in its tentacles and applies some suction.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

<name> dances like a crustacean around the maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

<name> smiles almost as if he were a creature incapable of facial expressions who had some wax lips stuck on his shell.

Arena Messages

• When entered in an Ultimate Cage Match:

Being completely immobile, <name> sucks at cage matches. Which is unsurprising, given that <name> sucks at pretty much everything.

References

• The haiku may allude to a scene in the movie Wayne's World, in which Garth is getting his hair cut by a vacuum-mounted device, and screams, "It's sucking my will to live!"