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As you near the factory, you encounter a huge reindeer with a bright red nose, delivering a rousing speech to a group of protesting elves. You listen for a while.
As you near the factory, you encounter a huge reindeer with a bright red nose, delivering a rousing speech to a group of protesting elves. You listen for a while.
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You size him up, and the size you arrive at is much larger than you. "Uhh... yes?" you say. He smiles and hands you a sign.
You size him up, and the size you arrive at is much larger than you. "Uhh... yes?" you say. He smiles and hands you a sign.


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Occurs in [[Crimbo Town Toy Factory]] (without [[Unionize The Elves sign]] equipped)
Occurs at [[Crimbo Town Toy Factory]] (without [[Unionize The Elves sign]] equipped)


==References==
==References==
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*Rudolph's comment to you refers to a popular joke in which a Viking named Rudolph the Red is arguing with his wife about what the weather will be like. After much banter from both parties, the man finally states "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear" before storming off.
*Rudolph's comment to you refers to a popular joke in which a Viking named Rudolph the Red is arguing with his wife about what the weather will be like. After much banter from both parties, the man finally states "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear" before storming off.
*Also, the color of Rudolph and the frequent mentions of 'elfretariat' reference Marxism and the proletariat, since red was the official color of the USSR.
*Also, the color of Rudolph and the frequent mentions of 'elfretariat' reference Marxism and the proletariat, since red was the official color of the USSR.
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Revision as of 23:59, 12 June 2006

Rudolph the Red
Rudolph the Red

As you near the factory, you encounter a huge reindeer with a bright red nose, delivering a rousing speech to a group of protesting elves. You listen for a while.

It becomes clear to you that this reindeer only sees the world in two colors -- red and pink. He believes that Uncle Crimbo is a bourgoise oppressor, and that the elfretariat need to rise and free themselves from their chains. The fact that those chains are made of brightly-colored paper does not dissuade him at all. He fights for the rights of oppressed elves everywhere. All of the other reindeer laugh and call him names, but that does not dissuade him.

After his speech, he approaches you. "Rudolph the Red knows reign, dear. The reign of terror being perpetrated by the mindless drones of Uncle Crimbo. Will you take up arms with us?"

You size him up, and the size you arrive at is much larger than you. "Uhh... yes?" you say. He smiles and hands you a sign.

You acquire Unionize The Elves signs

Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (without Unionize The Elves sign equipped)

References

  • This adventure refers to the popular Christmas icon, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
  • Rudolph's comment to you refers to a popular joke in which a Viking named Rudolph the Red is arguing with his wife about what the weather will be like. After much banter from both parties, the man finally states "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear" before storming off.
  • Also, the color of Rudolph and the frequent mentions of 'elfretariat' reference Marxism and the proletariat, since red was the official color of the USSR.