Rushing bum

Rushing bum
Monster ID	159
Locations	The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)
Hit Points	1
Attack	1
Defense	0
No-Hit	11
Initiative	40
Meat	None
Phylum	hobo
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	bum cheek, dented harmonica, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, folder (magenta)
Pickpocket	cheap cigar butt
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a rushing bum

In the Sleazy Back Alley, you are bum rushed by a rushing bum. Yikes!

Hit Message(s):

The bum kicks you in the bum. What a bummer. Ugh!

He rushes up and smacks you with one feelthy hand. Ouch!

He quickly smacks you around a couple of times. Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

Threatening music starts to play as the bum rushes toward you. Bum bum bum! He rushes over and picks up a wooden crate, then bashes you in the head with it. You fall over and hit your head on a barrel. Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

The bum kicks you in the bum, but it doesn't hurt much because he's got a bum knee.

He rushes up and smacks at you, but bumbles the whole thing.

He tries to smack you, but you rush backwards.

Fumble Message:

Threatening music plays as the bum prepares to attack you again. Bum bum bum! He picks up a crate to smash your head in, but trips and falls into a nearby barrel. You have a sudden urge to buy expensive furniture. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: bum cheek (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: dented harmonica (15.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: Mad Train wine (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: moxie weed (14.8% chance)*

You gain 1 <substat>.

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Occurs in The Sleazy Back Alley.

Notes

• Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield a cheap cigar butt from about 60% of pickpocket attempts.

References

• "Rushing Bum" is a play on the phrase "Bum Rush", which, in addition to being a Final Fantasy VI blitz move, also means "to attack someone with reckless abandon."
• The critical and fumble messages refer to Crate and Barrel, a furniture and housewares store.